This is Chapter 2 of my series, Deadpool first introduces himself to the Teen Titans. I don't own Marvel or DC.
" My time in the military helped me realize how short life can be, especially when I'm the one ending it. They also taught me that being the first one to fall asleep in your unit *chuckle*, I set myself up for that one, your WELCOME BY THE WAY. Anyhow, being the first to fall asleep after a night of drinking with your unit is never a good idea. That's basically saying " Please torture me because clearly I'm a big ol pussy." Woke up with extra strength whitening Colgate toothpaste on my nipples, my tighty whities filled with Bengay, and a butt crack laced with Icy Hot. *points at nipple* White *Other Nipple* white , *points at crotch* Out of breath, around the corner , red ring of death * Points at $$. Suffice it to say that I never worked well with others, and they HATED ME! I did get even though, I sealed our tent up with duct tape so all the air was trapped, poked a hole through the tape, and let in a nozzle that was hooked up to a helium tank, poked another hole on top so it could escape, because they would have dies otherwise, see I'm not as stupid as people think I am. So what ended up happening was an entire hour of them sleeping before role call , in a tent filled with helium. HAHAHHAH! You would've had to have been there, but let me give you an analogy, imagine watching the first scene of Full Metal Jacket and Gunnery Sergeant Hartman was Alvin the Chipmunk. After the whole Department K Weapon X Canadian bacon blah blah yawn, I've tried my best to work alone. Yet somehow I ended up befriending my weapons dealer, having an agent of HYDRA as a pet, and finding mother figure in an old British bat (she was blind) that I was hired to kill. Freud would have a field day with me when he's not dipping into his nose candy. The only thing they've done is provide me with some much needed entertainment after my neighbor found out I was stealing his cable. Other than that, they get in my way .Bottom line, 1. Friends make you weak 2. Teammates will single you out if it means saving their own ass 3. If someone wants to be your friend, shoot them in the head or make like Garfield the Cat and put them in a box marked TO: Abu Dhabi From : Yo Mama. "
Chapter 2
No need for a mercenary!
Jump City California, home of the Teen Titans. A metropolitan area that would rival New York City. Numerous tourist attractions are riddled across jump city, including the giant T building sitting on its own little patch of land on the Pacific Ocean. This was the home of Jump City's protectors. Robin, former sidekick to the great detective Batman, Starfire ( Koriand'r) , princess to the planet Tamaran in the Vegan system, Beast Boy, A shape shifting jokester, Cyborg, Bionic enhanced human automaton, finally Raven, the half human/demon spawn of Trigon. Together they were the Teen Titans, defenders of Jump City and consumers of ….
Everyone: PIZZA!
The titans sat at their kitchen island/table enjoying the pizza they had just picked up. They would of have had it delivered if it weren't for the plethora of veritable deviant ingredients you wouldn't put on actual food rather than pizza. There were three pizza's total, each getting 3 slices. However the last three, I'll let them tell you
Robin: *munch* Hey Star, did you end up getting on your half?
Starfire: *chew, swallow* Oh this is an earth masterpiece of the culinary arts. Grey Poupon Spicy brown mustard, a layer of French's Honey Mustard, and sprinkled with the seeds of mustard. Would you care for a slice friend Robin?
Robin couldn't help but feel flattered that she would share one of her guilty pleasure with him. His cheeks heightened along his face and a smile that would make any women green with envy, for Starfire had captured his heart from the day she joined the team. Robin would do anything to keep her happy, but dying from a mustard induced blood clot at 17 years old was not something on the "things I'd do for Starfire list.
Robin: No thanks Star*Blush*
Starfire: Very well, may I ask why you're experiencing curiosity? Would not death become of the cat?
Raven: (monotone, obviously) you mean that curiosity killed the cat, it's an expression Starfire, not a death sentence *munch*
Beast boy: That's an idiot right?
Raven: *facepalm* Idiom, however you gave a perfect example of what an idiot would say.
Beast boy: Idiot says What?
Raven : What
Beast Boy and Cyborg: NAILED IT *high five*
Robin: Anyway, before I was interrupted….
Beast Boy:MOOOO!
Robin: AHHHH!
Robin falls off of his stool , looking up at what appeared to be a green cow.
Robin: BEAST BOY!
Beast Boy: Dude , that was perfect.
Starfire *giggled* I admire your gusto for the telling of the jokes, but what does the "Moo" translate to? Is that not the line of punch?
Cyborg: That was the new version of a classic knock knock joke Star.
Robin cringed when cyborg uttered the pet name he had given Starfire.
Starfire: How does it work?
Robin: I'll take it here, *pretending to knock on a door with his hand* Knock Knock.
Now you say" who's there?"
Starfire: Oh I see, you are imitating a door and I am on the other side, *Teehee* Ah hum, Who is there
Robin: An interrupting….Portal
Robin's eyes averted his attention from Starfires emerald green eyes, to the gaping hole that appeared just north of their building, however it was slowly increasing its radius to the size of the island. Lightning sparked from all sides of the portal, inside was a mass of black and purple emptiness that engulfed a good portion of the sky, it created a slight eclipse that shrouded them in darkness.
Beast Boy: Robin, please tell me you created that in an attempt to upstage me and my hilarious cow joke.
Robin: Only you would go that far for a joke, but this is something I couldn't fathom.
Raven: AHHH, raven doubles over in pain. She lies on the floor in a near fetal position with a look of despair across her pale face. What once was an expressionless veil of white flesh, now housed a look of expression that enveloped every negative emotion.
Starfire rushes to aid her friend
Starfire: RAVEN, what is wrong, are you injured?
Raven: No star, I feel a dark presence is approaching us. That portal was created by someone, or something with incredible powers. Portals created by magic have a limit to where they can transport the caster, this feels like it came from somewhere other than our galaxy. *shiver*
Robin: Ok, we need to set up a perimeter around the island. We need to assume that whatever comes through that portal is extremely powerful and I want us to be ready if it has malicious intent.
Cyborg: I'll get the T-Ship ready
Robin: No time, just keep your communicators on. Whatever comes out will need a place to land. If anyone gets near its location then contact us on this party line and will come over. Titans GO!.
Starfire and Raven both flew out of the window, heading separate ways on the outskirts of the island. The foot bound titans used the elevator to get to the ground floor. Once they arrived, they immediately separated to all comers of the island. Rain and lighting had descended upon the island, clearly influenced by the magic overtones of the portal .Robin had readied his Bow Staff, and pulled out his communicator.
Robin: Cyborg, I can't get see anything through this rain. Can you do a thermal scan on the portal and check if something is coming by, I want to know what it is and where it's landing.
Cyborg: The where and what I can do, the how is my favorite part.
Cyborg was always equipped to handle any situation. 102mph winds, rain drops that feel like ice, darkness encumbering the island. "Perfect time to show off my new specs", cyborg thought. His left eye turned from crimson red, to "Raven" pale grey, it enhanced his vision by amplifying what light was available as well as determining hot points from a distance at an exact reading. The whiter an object was, the more heat was radiating. Mind Blown.
Robin: narrow your search when you find something given off a trace of heat. If it's within the range of 96-99 degrees F I'll then we can focus on what's coming and prep accordingly.
Cyborg : On it
Cyborg focusses his gaze towards the center of the portal. The ominous vortex was almost hypnotic. An array of black and blue colors were moving in sync with the pattern of a whirlpool in a bitch black ocean.
Cyborg: I GOT SOMETHING, it's coming in hot. 98.6 degrees, 10,000 meters away.
Beast Boy: FOR THE LOVE OF GROUND TOFU MAN SPEAK ENGLISH!
At this point Beast Boy was green with anticipation…pun intended. His latest theme in his video game collection has been a variety of Zombie Apocalypse plot lines. Call of Duty: Black Ops had a special multi player theme with Zombies escaping from a portal. How apropos , but Left 4 Dead is what curbed is enthusiasm of experiencing a zombie apocalypse….that and The Walking Dead series on AMC.
Cyborg : It's about 6 miles away , at the speed it's going it'll pass the entrance in 4 minutes and hit the pavement in 4 and a half. THIS AIN'T A BIG WINDOW OF OPPROTUNITY PEOPLE. PUT YOUR GAME FACES ON!
Robin: Starfire, fly towards the epicenter of the portal, stay level and don't go any higher.
Starfire: Ten and four!
Robin: Cyborg, is it humanoid?
Cyborg: 4 limbs, 1 head, 98.6 degrees. Something's not right, at speed this dude is going in this weather, he should be one big snowflake by now, but everything is reading at normal temp, except for his noggin, that's darker than the portal he's bolting out of.
Robin: Titans, we have a body. I don't think he…or she made it.
He only had a few minutes to ponder.
Robin: Cyborg, coordinate Starfire on where the body's trajectory will most likely take em. Raven, get ready with your healing magic. If we have the slightest chance of saving them…then I say we take it. Beast Boy, get a vantage point on the Tower. Tell me the moment it passes through the portals entrance. At that time we'll have 30 seconds before it hits the ground. Titans GO!
Raven teleported right next to Robin, pulling out her spell book just in case. Beast boy turning into a Gorilla and climbed the tower as fast as he could. Cyborg was ready to navigate Starfire.
Cyborg: Ok ….I can see it….Starfire, park yourself 30 feet to your left.
Starfire: Affirmative!
It was the Tameranian girl against the wind at this point…except
Cyborg: NOT MY LEFT GIRL, YOU'RE LEFT!
Starfire: Oh my, I APOLOGIZE!
Changing directions in mid-flight, Starfire did her best to fight the winds and oncoming debris of trees, rocks, rain. She finally positioned herself in accordance with Cyborgs directions.
Beast Boy: I SEE IT!
Robin: STAR DO YOU SEE HIM?
Starfire: YES!
Robin: Get under him and match your speeds. We don't want him snapping in half on your arms.
Starfire: That would be most unpleasant, Ok I can see him.
Starfire decreases her altitude as the body is propelled out of the portal.
Starfire: I'VE GOT HI….
Deadpool: GEEERRRONNNNNIIIMOOOOOOO!
The body in question, went from a flaying limp ragdoll, into a nose dive position as if he jumped off of a diving board. With that, a red streak dashed right by Starfire.
Starfire: …IM?
Robin: STAR, WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?
Starfire: I am just as confused as you are Robin, while I was descending, well, he just moved on his own and avoided me.
Robin: WHAT!?
Deadpool was on cloud nine, then cloud eight, seven six…..
Deadpool : O beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of..*SMACK*!
*French accent* 12 hours later.
*beep* *beep* *beep*
Deadpool : *YAWN* OH man that was a good nap, I feel like eating till I pass I'm tired and then sleep till I'm hungry
*The saga continues*
( Food after a freefall like that? Remember what happened at Six flags after the Steamin Demon?)
Deadpool: I do , and so do the people who were behind me on that ride. How was I supposed to know that you can't eat a hot dog and go on a roller coaster without wearing it?
*umm don't look now , but I think we have an audience*
Deadpool: *twists head* What?
( It's opposite day apparently )
There was an alarm that triggered as soon as Deadpool's heart beat was at 120/80. His healing factor was delayed due to the cold weather. It was doing all it could to keep his temperature at a normal rate. When he alarm sounded , the Titans gathered to the medical quarters of the Tower. It was there that Deadpool was in a hospital setting , complete with a morphine drip, television etc. He was resting on light blue sheets wrapped around a crude yet comfy mattress with matching pillow cases. Deadpool however noticed something was missing. His guns, pouches, katanas, his suit….
Deadpool : Wait WHAT!?
Deadpool looked under his sheets, and saw that he was as bare when his mother ejected him from her special place, but not only that, his tumors, wounds , scars, were all healed . Leaving only skin with the added bonus of the striations of his muscles.
Deadpool: A mirror….
The Titans were looking at their patient from a one way mirror so he Deadpool couldn't tell if they were there, but he knew. Which is why he asked for
Deadpool:*shouting* A MIRROR!
Obviously they knew that they were spying, so Beast Boy put down his bucket of popcorn and grabbed a mirror form the bathroom. He opened Deadpool's room door, expecting some verbal abuse , but Deadpool was oddly silent. So without hesitation he gave Deadpool the mirror. Grasping it with his left hand, he saw that he was still wearing his mask.
Robin: *intercom* We're familiar with secret identities, so we respected your right to privacy, *chuckle* even though we thought you were pushing daisies there for a while*chuckle*
Even the Boy Wonder was nervous, for he saw a man fall from an incredible distance, and plummet to the island floor. Deadpool had turned into a water balloon of flesh, blood and bones wrapped in a spandex suit. Both of his femurs were the first to pierce through, sticking out like a flayed rack of lamb that was freshly killed. Organs were scattered across the impact zone, with the pieces making a perimeter around his former body. The blood pattern alone would make Dexter Morgan cream his pants. It looked more like a ketchup bottle that acted like a rocket leaving a large exhaust stain when it took off, or should I say exploded. The worst, was his face. Since he decided to do a nose dive, that was the first body part to impact the island, more specifically a rock. Deadpool's mandible caved in towards the axis and atlas of his spine. Several teeth were ejected from their sockets upon impact. Robin had regretted to be the first one at ground zero, he'll never get the sight of Deadpool lifting what was left of his head, without the convince of a lower jaw, his tongue hung down like a pink and red necktie. What happened next prompted the boy wonder to halt his team from approaching. Deadpool's trademark healing factor was already at work reassembling himself. Some digits were in fact missing, so he consciously replaced them with newly regenerated fingers. A trick that he performed at bars when he would make bets on how long it took to regenerated a finger he cut off. In less than a couple of minutes, the only thing that proved Deadpool had endured a free fall was his mangled suit. After replaying the event in his head, Robin finally spoke up.
Robin:*intercom* One of our teammates attempted to heal you, even after you put yourself back together. You had numerous scars, so we treated whatever had happened before you *with quotation fingers* dropped in*
Starfire:*whisper* ROBIN, we are in the medical quarters , I do not believe this is the time to make the situation go upwards, regardless of how funny it was *snicker*
Robin: Star, If you saw what I saw…..you'd be a little but on edge as well.
Deadpool had finally removed his mask…what was revealed was a face from the past. His hair had regretted to its burnt orange color, medium, spiky, short on the sides. This sat on a diamond shaped head, with a full set of pearly white teeth and a square jaw.
Deadpool: My face, MY B- E – A UTIFUL FACE IS BACK, BOOYA!
Cyborg: Heh, I'll let this one slide. Guy falls from over 30,000 feet and all he's happy about his that his face is still intact.
Raven: ….something is wrong about this guy.
Starfire: You mean besides him giving friend Beast Boy the noogies of celebration.
From inside Deadpool's room
Beast Boy: OWWW, BRO! I'm happy for you that you're psyched about your hair, but if you keep doing that, you'll start a fire in mine!
Deadpool: I'm just so HAPPY! I feel like a twelve your old that just discovered the art of *BLEEP.* ….the *BLEEP* was that?
From this point, Deadpool stopped his assault on Beast Boy's Scalp, to which Beast Boy had morphed into a snake and managed to escape the headlock.
Beast Boy : What are you talking about bro?
Deadpool: *jaw dropped*
*seriously dude, enough with the jaw references*
( We eat from there!)
Deadpool: Did you just turn into a snake?
Beast Boy: *nods yes*
Deadpool: Dude, * starts to ponder*
*Do it*
( Can he?)
Deadpool: Turn into a Playboy bunny with an extra breast and a ba donk a donk that would make an onion cut itself.
Beast boy: *blush* WHAT? I can't turn into other people.
Deadpool: Which is why I said BUNNY! Haven't you ever seen an anime harem show. Cat girls, Bunny girls, and ANTENNA GIRLS.
*oh my*
(Thank you George Takai)
Robin: *intercom* Excuse me, don't put those ideas in my teammates head. Anyway, since this is by law a medical institution, we need to monitor you for 24 hours.
Deadpool: NO WAY DUDE, I just got my face back, so the only thing I'm doing is hitting the streets, troll for mall booty, and find the nearest Chipotles.
*Dude, the mission. What about causing some chaos*
(Eating Mexican food, with our metabolism we'll be turning….whatever city this is into a giant Dutch oven)
Robin: *intercom* you obviously hit your head on the way down.
Deadpool: TOTALLY *holds up a sign with the number ten on it* *BLEEP* Nailed it
Beast Boy: *snicker* Dude that was perfect! HAHAHH!
Robin:*intercom* Regardless, we need to monitor you to see if you sustained a concussion. Now, we'll give you some privacy so you can put on the medical gown. It's on the seat next to you. After that I need to have a talk with you.
Deadpool: *pout* FINE!
*French accent "1 hour later*
Robin: *intercom* Ok, if you want you can come out of the room. We're ordering pizza in a minute if you want to give tell us what your topping of choice is.
Deadpool hops out of his bed and headed towards the door, marveling at the "Star Wars" WHOOSH sound effect it made. He could hear the sounds of the other titans, so he headed that way and decided to announce his order.
Deadpool: GET ME INE WITH EXTRA SAUSAGE!
At this point, Deadpool had stood at the entrance to the living room hands at his sides while he announced his topping, wearing his medical gown…, but something was off
Cyborg: AHHH, Come on man, you're wearing your gown with the open part in front.
Deadpool: I know, I don't want people to see my butt, DUH!
Robin: *face palm, talking through gritting teeth* you could have at least put your boxers back on, those were intact after your fall.
Deadpool: True, but then I couldn't do my sausage joke.
*rimshot*
Beast Boy was a naturalist at heart, so he looked past Deadpool intruding "Mr. Elephant" and decided to walk up to him and shake his hand.
Beast Boy: Let me just say that was hilarious! I'm Beast Boy, but most people just call me BB. Pleasure!
Deadpool decided to indulge the green imp and extend
*poor choice of words writer*
Grrr! He "offered" his hand with a firm grip and shook
Deadpool: Pleasure all mine and don't you forget it. * Pulls boxers behind back and slips them on* My name is Deadpool, but everyone calls me …..Deadpool. Umm. You know what, I've got my old face back so you can call me Wade.
Starfire had never met someone as eccentric as Deadpool before. Admitting to herself, she couldn't help but chuckle at every pun and asinine before Deadpool portrayed. So when he introduced himself, to her that gave the green light for a hug.
Starfire: GREETINGS NEW FRIEND, I am Starfire* flies over and pulls Deadpool in a Hug*
*DUDE, the orange chick digs us*
(She's a tall drink of water for sure….well …..Tang would be the more appropriate beverage)
Deadpool: *Gasping* nice to meet you …but *cough* I have this nasty oxygen habit so could you let go!
Starfire released her grip.
Starfire: I do apologize…..Wade!
Deadpool: It's cool
Cyborg stood up from the coach and decided to follow in his teammates.
Cyborg: Sup buddy, the name is Cyborg
Deadpool: I can't imagine why!
They decided to give each other an odd array of hand gestures that seem to form a hand shake. This particular one was taught to individuals who ate the spicy buffalo wings of the ghost pepper eating contest held at the parking lot of every Chipotle restaurant during Cinco De Mayo.
Cyborg: I KNEW IT, as soon as you mentioned Chipotles, I could tell you ate the ghost with the most
Deadpool: True dat, nearly killed me and gave me gas to the point where If I did die, some Scottish dude could've used me as a bagpipe to my own funeral
(rimshot )
Beast Boy : HAHAHAHHA!
Deadpool glanced over to the coach where he saw Robin glance at him. He knew by process of elimination that it was him on the intercom.
Deadpool: Well spank my butt and call me an abused child, if it ain't Peter Pan
Robin: *twitching eyebrow* my name is Robin.
Deadpool walked over and grabbed Robins hand with both of his and shook him furiously
Deadpool: Whatever dude, I loved you in Once Upon A Time.
Deadpool looked over at the last member of the team in the kitchen area making herself a cup of herbal tea.
Deadpool: Let me just take a poky stab at it…..you're …The Cape?
Raven: no.
Deadpool: hmm….Pale ale?
Raven got a little irritated when he just compared her skin tone to a beer
Raven: No.
Deadpool: ummm…OH..EDGAR ALLEN HO!
Raven: NO! MY NAME IS RAVEN!
Deadpool: Ahh man, so close.
After exchanging names, the group decided to wait for the pizza to arrive. Robin couldn't hold back the detective inside of him. The invasive questions piled up in his head, so he decided to indulge.
Robin: Listen Wade, I have to ask. How come you're not pushing daisies right now?
Deadpool: You mean how come I'm not dead as Good Friday.
Cyborg: Feedin the worms.
Beast Boy: Kicked the bucket.
Raven: Singing in choir
Starfire: Purchasing a farm land.
Everyone: *facepalm*
Deadpool: *looks over at Robin* Well you were there, truth be told I'm what some would call a mutate. I have a healing factor that would make Wolverine say " Uh, I totally wish I had Deadpool's healing factor bub."
Beast Boy: Who's Wolverine?
Deadpool: Oh yeah, I forgot this wasn't Marvel. Anyway, I was the lab rat in an experiment to make a human weapon, so a bunch'a government big wigs spliced my DNA with someone who could heal from any wound. Truth be told they smelled desperation on me since I had cancer. They said they could cure me, which they did, but I didn't behave well with the rest of the group and they sent me to a facility where I was ….let's just say that there was a reason you saw so many scars on me. That's when the healing factor kicked in.
Everyone was shocked at the fact he could describe his ordeal with batting an eye. He told everyone about Dr. Kill Brew and how he tortured him at the Weapon X facility for failed experiments.
Cyborg: Man, and I thought I was a failed experiment.
Starfire tried her best to hold back her tears, especially after hearing about how Deadpool had killed one of Killbrew's patients to end his suffering.
Starfire: Oh my goodness, *sniff* I can't imagine what you had to go through.
From there, Deadpool received another Starfire signature hug.
*please tell me she's over 18*
( 16 will get you 20 no matter where you are)
Deadpool: Not that I mined, but I have to ask…how old are you?
Starfire: I am 17 of the Earth years, why do you ask?
*SCORE*
( *Final Fantasy Fanfare*)
Deadpool: THANK YOU.
Deadpool returned the hug with the added bonus of copping a feel of Starfire's butt.
Starfire: EEEEP! Is this a normal form of emotional expression where you come from?
Deadpool: Let's just say "yes" and let me dream.
Robin was mad as hell, so was the Batarang that he instinctively through at Deadpool's hand.
Deadpool: OWWW, dude what the *BLEEP, * come ON! Why can't I say *Bleep,* *Bleep* and *BLEEP?*
*look above you dude*
Deadpool: *looks up* oh for the love of
( Y7, I'm surprised they let you get away with groping the "orange grove")
Robin: Ok , time to fess up, what are you doing here? You don't just fall from a portal without some kind of intent. Our own magic expert told us that that it had to of been made from another world , so that means you meant to come here. If you had to make a portal, you must have come here for a serious reason. Start TALKING!
The Titans were shocked Robin went to for the kill shot, but they realized that he had a point. Who comes out of a magic portal across universes to ask where the nearest Chipotle's is located? The team stood in defensive positions , including Starfire. Deadpool finally fessed up.
Deadpool: Ok, ya got me. To be honest …..I …HOLY CRAP IT'S YOUR ARCH NEMESIS *Points behind Robin*
Robin: SLADE*turns around*.
Without a moment to laugh about how gullible the young detective was, Deadpool made a dash to the elevator. His instincts told him that the "jig was up." He had to get out of there as soon as possible.
*you just had to grab her $$*
(In a Y7 universe, you might as well of held a sign that said "I'm a bad guy, arrest me before I start some S* T!)
Deadpool: okay so I jumped the gun a bit.
Robin: TITANS GO!
All five titans followed Deadpool. Beast boy had morphed into a jaguar to intercept Deadpool before he made it to the elevator.
Deadpool: HAH, Welcome to the jungle Kitty, I've got an appetite for destruction
Beast boy pounced on Deadpool, knocking him on his back. Except Deadpool grabbed Beast boy's paws on the way down, while kicking him in the stomach. He tucked his neck in and rolled backward, extending his leg into Beast boy. This flung the changeling across the room. In response Deadpool reached behind his back and pulled out a weapon that had three chains, attached in the middle, with three weighted balls at the end. Deadpool flung it at Beast Boy in midair, aiming it at his neck. When Beast Boy hit the wall he morphed back into his human form, unaware of the chained weapon heading for him. It instantly wrapped around his neck, and as soon as it was done, the balls hit his neck and released a knock out gas. Starfire immediately sent a wave of green bolts his direction. Deadpool dis numerous back hand springs that made him avoid a direct hit and instead, the green bolts hit the floor. Knowing that her attacks missed, she balled up her fist and flew straight towards Deadpool. Deadpool let his knees down and ducked. Starfire flew over him, but not before…..
Deadpool: *reached hands out* SQUKEEKAH!
Pin point accuracy, Deadpool grabbed Starfire's breast while imitating a squeak toy noise.
Embarrassed, Starfire put her arms over her breast, but forgetting to look out for Beast Boy, and ended up flying right into him mid knock out.
Deadpool: Totally worth It.
The other titans saw him escape into the elevator, wondering why he chose an isolated location. They only had one elevator and knew that they we're on the top floor. Raven teleported Robin and Cyborg to the ground floor where the elevator had arrived. As soon as the *ding* rang and the doors opened, Robin faced palmed his head. Deadpool left them a note taped on the inside railing of the Elevator.
Deadpool's note
Dear Barely Legal Brigade, thanks for your hospitality, but I'm a busy man. By the way, I made use of your elevator directory you "geniuses" posted on the inside door and found out the evidence room was the next floor down. Thank you for keeping my weapons warm, and fixing my suit was a real treat. Hopefully you discovered this letter by the time the elevator hits the ground floor, and you noticed that I escaped through the ceiling hatch and let the elevator go down without me. In case you haven't put it together yet, I ESCAPED!
Love, The merc with the mouth , Wade. . DEADPOOL!
The Next Chapter will have more action as Deadpool finally visits Jump City.