Lookin at Gandalf, I swallod hard and asked :
- Wut is da Lonely ring curze?
Gandalf took a depp brett and said:
-Ya know dat tomorrow is da birday of your 18 years. And you maust also have noticed dat you grew up much vester than elf do. Dat it becuz your r nut a reel elf, ya are the perfect daughter that Moron created from the Lonely ring and the body of da most beautiful elf woman in Middle Heart. After he had been defeated ya remain locked as a baby for centuries in an egg, but den when Gollum found da ring dat had been lost ya ecloded and used unconsiouly our hidden and telesported yourself in a bush where Bilbo found you.
-How do you know dat?
Gandalf choked and said:
-I travel a lot, plus I have the gift of pregnancy which give me the power to see deep in da future n da past.
-So what is the curzer then?
-Starting tomorrow on yar 18 birday, you weel now be controlled by anyone who will wear the Lonely Ring and command you ta act. You weel also gain tremendourouis powers that will defy imagniation, and an aura that will draw ppl to you becuz of your extreme beauty.
-But I don't want to be fancied by evry idiots of Middle Heart! I want to stay like solidary or with Fdrodo Sam n Merry n Pippy. I don't want to have super amgik powers! I want to stay a normal gurl!
I then bursted into tears. Frodo tapped me on dy shoulder to reconfort me but it didnt rally workd. Gandalf then said all mysteriously:
-There is one way ya could break da course. You have to bring da ring to da Mount Doom and trow it in da fire. Like that, you will be freed of it and it will be the dead of Moron too 4evr.
-But wee don't even know where da ring is!
-I know where it is. I could feel its Magik Power, so thats why I came here. The ring is owned by your father Bilbo!
-No way! Then there is no time ta waist!
My heart still pumping, I prayed to Satan dat bilbo would ahve da ring n dat we would be able to go and trow dat evil ring in da fire. Suddenly, 2 ppl dressed in black jumped be4 us! It was Merry n Pippy!