"Xe...Xena? What are you doing here?!" the God somehow managed to articulate while staring panic- stricken at the impressive figure standing in the door way.
"What are YOU doing here?" the slashing echo of his own question returned –as if to test his inventiveness- with the accuracy of a boomerang, and Ares could literally sense the abrasiveness of her words grazing mercilessly the surface of his skin...He didn't dare take a peek , but he could swear that he could feel blood dripping down his chest...
"I asked you first..." he replied in a small, childlike voice, his eyes glued to her murderous gaze as if he had before him none other than Charon himself- from a totally new, mortal perspective of course.
He didn't even realize that he had in fact completed that sentence with a less challenging answer the moment the Warrior Princess took a very menacing step in his direction, not until he observantly detected the rising anger in her voice, anyway.
"I was... resting..."
"Resting?...In a brothel...?"
"Is that what it is?! Imagine that! " he exclaimed in his farmer like tone, trying to sound funny and playful but failing miserably to his much dismay...He hismelf could immediately sense the ridiculously terrible disguised nervousness of his voice : "To think that I actually believed it to be an Inn ..."
An intentionally fake smile forced it's presence upon Xena's lips, giving her the appearance of a driven mad Fury...
The God swallowed mechanically while he defensively dragged his tensed body a few inches towards the middle of the bed as if wanting to put more distance between the rabid looking Warrior and his bunny like figure...
"This is definitely not going to have a happy ending..." he murmured, his lips still parted to say something, when, right out of the blue, an absolutely stunning blonde entered the room, wearing nothing but a red, tight, transparent negligee that left nothing to imagination...Another one soon followed, dressed in a pretty similar outfit, but considerably shorter- if a degree of comparison could be actually used, given those few insignificant inches of fabric "covering" their skin.
"Hi there Big Boy!" they both uttered in the same key...
It's useless to say that by that time, Ares' tongue was literally mopping the floor in excitement, a quite impressive quantity of saliva dripping from his wide open mouth.
"Hello!" he purred on the deepest, sexiest note he could produce while unconsciously clutching the grey sheet beneath him as hard as he could, the disturbing reality of Xena's presence there being obviously completely overshadowed by those two sex bombs licking their lips in anticipation, aware of what was to follow.
"No 27, right? "
"27! That's me! " he responded with such speed and passion that it almost left him breathless.
The sound of a barely controlling her temper Warrior Princess, who was now warningly clearing her throat, made him reconsider his statement though.
Consequently, another prompt but clumsy reply soon burst out of his chest, and way before he even voiced it, the God was dead sure that his bitterly amusing lack of self conviction was about to bring a looooot of physical pain , despite his best efforts to avoid it.
The macho gesture of flexing his pecks was not about to help his cause either...He did it nonetheless, struggling a bit- just for effect- to somehow make it fit that long-suffering tone on which his following line forcefully rolled it's content off his tongue.
"I mean n...no...There must be a mistake!"
"Nonsense...!" one of the girls rushed to contradict him. "You're the only tall, dark, yummy stranger around here...It's you!"
"Definitely!" the other one said, playing with a long, fair tress- falling artistically down her shoulder- while approaching that overly tempting miracle laying on the bed, just a few steps away. "We know you wanted a brunette, but blondes are sooo much better in bed, I can guarantee it!"
"I can only guess..." he murmured in a trembling voice, entranced by the virtual images playing tag inside his mind, barely able to keep his gaze away from their full breasts and painfully directing it towards Xena instead.
"Sure thing, Handsome, and that's a fact!" her companion added while laying on the bed beside him, and before Ares could even realize what they were doing, one had slowly began to caress his chest while the other was undoing his pants.
"You'll see for yourself pretty soon..." a hot whisper landed on his lips, richly stained with so many nasty promises of an unforgettable afternoon together, that, making the God wanna abandon himself completely to their undeniable charm had turned into a piece of cake for the dreamlike blonds.
Thus, it was no wonder that their insinuating last remark made Ares draw in a sharp breath- right before casting a somehow apologetic look towards the visibly on the verge of exploding Warrior Princess who for the two girls seemed to be absolutely invisible- that is.
To tell you the truth, they were so excited about the new toy they had before them, that someone else's presence in the room held no significance what so ever. They were deliberately and rudely ignoring the uninvited guest, so to speak.
"I'm in Tartarus!"
"Ok, that's enough!" the Warrior's commanding tone rushed to announce the end of the party.
Ares' expression instantly changed into the one of a hungry, cruelly beaten dog.
"Who's this?" the girls finally questioned as if having just realized that there was indeed someone else sharing the same space with them.
"Oh, nobody..." the God said to himself, wishing from all of his heart to have the nerve to say it out loud...He could but dream at such type of ultimate boldness and soul liberation though...
"His wife!" Xena barked, giving them all "the look".
Ares froze. The moment after, he arched an eyebrow...His wife...that was new!
The girls on the other hand were totally unimpressed, on the contrary. It took less than three seconds for a new idea to hit them straight in the brain, like a lightening bolt.
"Oh! Nastyyyyyyy!" one of them exclaimed.
"We can do sandwiches!" the other continued as if having read her mind, eagerly grabbing a firm hold of Ares' cock , thus eliciting a loud, longing moan from his behalf.
An unspoken line went from his pleading eyes towards his dangerously looking Chosen.
"Can we, can we? "
Still, he didn't seem as surprised as one might have expected when the two blonds literally discovered they could fly their way out the door, even without wings... One of them fell on her knees in the process, casually exposing everything that Ares longed to see...He was unable to restrain a deep sigh of disappointment.
The instant the dark haired Warrior's laser like glare turned back at him, drilling a whole straight through his heart though, he barely found the energy needed to mutter, clutching a pillow in between his strong, muscular arms as hard as he could, a look of utter terror in his eyes as if he were more than aware of what she had in store for him.
"Xena, Honey...think of the kids!"