"Another beautiful day on Wisteria Lane, and my friend Susan has to explain herself to her boyfriend."
Susan gets a knock on the door, it's her boyfriend Mike with a bouquet of flowers.
"Here you go Susan!"
"Listen, Mike, I have to cancel our date tonight, something came up…"
"What? Come on, Susan."
"Mike, I have to go meet an old friend for dinner."
"Ooh, an old friend, do I know him?"
"You might've heard of him."
"Oh really…What's his name?"
"Listen, Mike…There's a lot of things we have to talk about, but that's for another date and time…"
"Okay look, Susan, can't I at least get a little clue?"
"Alright…Sit down, Mike…"
Mike and Susan sit on the couch.
"Mike, My birth name isn't Susan…"
"Oh? And what is it?"
"It's…"
Susan looks at the floor and starts crying.
"Look Susan, it's all right, we'll get through this, whatever it is…"
"Lois… Lois… Lois… Lane…"
"Wait a minute, former star reporter for The Daily Planet?"
"Yes…but there's something else."
"What is it Susan, whatever it is, you know you can tell me."
"Mike… The man I'm going to see isn't Karl…"
"I assumed as much, Susan…"
"But he is Julie's father…"
Fadeaway as Mike and Susan are sitting together still talking, Mary-Alice's voice comes back.
"No matter what my friend Susan has done in her past lives, she always sees the good in people."