Author note: I didn't own Oregairu.
(Hikigaya Nobuyuki POV)
Today was June 18th, it's the birthday of Auntie Yui.
Since she is my mother's best friend so there's no way I could refuse to not attend the birthday party unless it is really impossible for me to attend.
It's not like I hate the birthday party but if the person whom I celebrate for is one of my parents' family members or their friends then don't expect the party to be a normal one.
This time the birthday party is taking place on Chiba hospital. Why? Let's say that Auntie Yui's husband gave her birthday present 9 months in advance.
You might think that it is not that strange just to arrange the birthday party in such a place, right?
I'll show you the proofs later.
"Yo! Hikitani-kun." yelled the voice that always suffer my ears since entering Sobu High School.
"It's Hikigaya, you walking megaphone." I said.
Like parents like son.
Why did Sobu High accept this annoying loudmouth in anyway?
"Haha. Again with your joke." he replied.
*Sigh*
Let's me introduce to you. This walking megaphone is Tobe Chōu, thus the son of my father's loudest classmate during his high school day.
I'm glad that he's not my classmate or else I would asked my parents to give me a permission to study abroad instead.
"What do you want?" I said.
"I wonder if you could help me confess my love to Riko-chan."
"Don't tell me you mean Zaimokuza Riko."
"Yes."
My head is hurt. Zaimokuza Riko of all people. Do you think that yuri girl who only interest in Kawasaki Sakura and Totsuka Rino would take any interest in males?
"Then asked Kawasaki or Totsuka for help instead since they would be more help than I am."
"Nah. People would thought that I'm going to confess to them and Riko-san would get the wrong idea if I do."
Why does this guy not stupid like his attitude?
"It would turned out like that if you asked them personally. You need to ask them as a request of Service Club at the student council room."
Well, both of them are the members of service club together with my little sister as club president and that club has become the part of the student council since my parents graduated from here by the hand of Isshiki Iroha.
"But people from student council would get the wr-"
"All of members there except Service Club's were delicately selected by my father. Rather than make fun of you they would help you protect your reputation unless you act suspiciously."
Truth to be told is that my father didn't do anything at all since Koyuki could take care all of them by her 'cold empress' self which she used to use it to scare all of those lusty adolescents boys away.
"Is that so? Thanks Hikitani-kun."
Now shoo you megaphone.
…
Shit! I forgot what to buy for Auntie Yui's birthday present.
Curse you Tobe.
I need to think up to one real quick. Otherwise I would ended up getting my ears frozen.
What is Auntie Yui like?
Dog.
Yes. Dog collar!
(Chiba Hospital)
It's unbelievable. I, the great Hikigaya Nobuyuki. made two mistakes about birthday present.
First. Auntie Yui's dog already died due to sickness. And my birthday present just remind her of her late dog.
Second. Father and I were both being dragged out of Auntie Yui's room to receive the punishment from the eldest ice queen of Hikigaya Household for ruining her best friend's mood.
Why father is being punished together with me. Well, I absolutely don't know that father also gave Auntie Yui the same birthday present during their high school days. Because of that mother assumed it was father who gave me this birthday present idea. Although Auntie Yui try to rescue both of us but as you know that her being airhead just make mother angrier.
(Flashback before both father and I get dragged out of the room)
"Now. Now. Yukinon. He really is his father's son. That also reminded me the first time I've ever got the present from Hikki too. That's quite good memory y'know?"
With that she start to cry (perhaps out of happiness) along with her newborn child caused the father-son of the Hikigaya Household even more troubles.
Our received punishment is to exempt from eating dinner which provided by Kuga-san a.k.a. Auntie Yui's husband.
With that I have no choice but to treat father at Saize as apology while Auntie Yui's room is full of baldies who brought Kuga-san's dish in which cause other people in the hospital thought that they were attacked by some Yakuza gang.
I wonder if any weirder birthday party exist.
(Flashback ended)
My punishment is already over. But father's punishment isn't.
I could tell just from the two noises that leaked out from my parents' room.
A voice of a man that struggled in agony begging for untying him and cease the activities.
A voice of a woman that always said 'Not yet' over and over seductively until the sound of sleeping kitten replace it.
Father. You really are a masochist. To think you would pick up the reincarnation of Sephie Michaela Deviluke as your wife.