YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.

:)


I sat on my grand bed with some ink and a small piece of paper. I didn't want to tell my brother about the marriage by speaking, so I could think of no other option than to write it down and give him a note saying it.

However, my hands were shaking as I slowly and painfully tried to write words on to the paper. It was embarrassing. I did not want Len to read the piece of utter crap I had written for him.

"arranged" I wrote.

"...with" a few minutes later, I had finished writing that.

"Miku Hatsune" an image of the teal haired pain came to my head as I wrote her name.

"sorry" that was the last thing I wrote. I felt a tiny tear fall down my cheek, but I wiped it off with my hand.

As soon as I was done with the note, I went to give it to Len in the grand hall. He was standing by the staircase and looked at me with a happy expression.

He wouldn't be happy when he read the note.

Neither of us said as word as I passed him the fold note and watched his reaction as he read what was on it.

I could see Len staring at the piece of paper I had handed him. His face was scrunched up in what looked like an expression of disgust and complete terror.

"B...But..." he began saying in a tone too scared to describe. "She doesn't even know what 173 squared is!"

The palm of my hand managed to hit my face somehow. "Len, that's not the point."

He looked at me, seeming confused.

"The point is," I said in my usual perfect tone of voice. I went up a step on my grand staircase so that I was taller than my brother. "Crypton have been treating me badly these days!"

Len looked bored as soon as I said the word 'me'. "How so?"

"They have been taking away my snacks and other luxuries! This is war!" I declared to him, pumping my fist in the air for added effect.

Much to my dismay, my only brother laughed. It echoed all around the room and it made me angry.

"As usual, my selfish sister doesn't care about her brother, but only herself." he said to me, walking off angrily.

I looked around my perfect palace, with its yellow walls and golden furniture and, for the first time in my life, felt lonely. I loved my castle, but without someone to play with in it, it was nothing. Len's footsteps could not be heard any more and I guessed that he had departed to his room, which was more of a box if I say so myself.

"Aw, no snacks for the princess~." Miku said to me mockingly as she appeared by my side. She flicked some of her ugly, teal hair to the side.

My fist replaced the roadroller as I injured her that time.


I can tell you that I wasn't expecting to be woken by Len the next day. I mumbled angrily in my sleep as he shook my shoulders.

"C'mon Rin!" he said to me in a hushed tone, "Get up now! This is important!"

I was pissed by the wake up call, to say the least. Slowly though, I opened my eyes and look at my twin.

"What?" I asked with a hoarse voice, glared at him while still squinting.

"There's to be a tea party today, in the royal garden of blue." He explained to me, his voice barely a whisper. "Miku Fat-sune (Great nickname if you ask me.), Idiot of Red: Meiko, Retard of Blue: Kaito and a representative of Crypton are going to be there!"

"... and I care because..?" I asked. This was extremely boring already.

"We can run them over with our roadroller!" Len said, a familiar grin making its was on to his face. "Are you up for it?"

"When am I not?" I replied, jumping up from my bed and grabbing a dress to put on.


'Royal tea parties are boring.' Meiko, the strongest warrior of red, couldn't help but think. She was used to action and fights, not sitting in a chair, polishing her sword to make up for the fact that she was not royalty.

Miku Hatsune was still talking about her great achievement of being engaged to her huge crush, Len Kagamine. Her happy tone was getting quite dull to Meiko.

Kaito, the prince of blue, also seemed bored. He was standing next to Miku, nodding at the teal haired girl occasionally to show that he was listening. His eyes often wandered to the window, where he could see the biggest city in the world: the city of blue.

"I've always had feelings for Lenny, from since we were kids!" Miku exclaimed, her big eyes shining. "He was always much nicer to me than Rin was!"

Kaito took that moment to completely space out from whatever Miku was saying.

"... um... guys..." he said, a look of shock on his face.

"Shut up and let me finish, Kaito!" Miku whined. She stomped her foot on the ground like a small child.

"... my city..." Kaito muttered. He was lost for words, so he just pointed to the window.

Meiko was second to realise the problem. "Oh my God! Is it... falling..?"

Miku saw the problem and her face turned pale. "Y-You got trolled..."

Both Kaito and Meiko looked at her and asked at the same time, "What?"

"You got trolled..." Miku repeated, "By the Kagamines..."

All of their faces paled.


Sorry that I took forever to update, I was in Somerset (4 hours away from where I live) yesterday, tehe. :D

BIG FAT YELLOW ROAD ROLLER.