Everything was dark. Noob couldn't see anything nor could he move. He tried to yell for help but he couldn't. Oh, right. I'm dead afterall.. How silly. Noob thought to himself. Suddenly, he felt upset. There was no one with him anymore.. Not that there was anyone with him when he was alive but it's a lot more depressing when you put it like this, innit? Noob suddenlt thought of all the things he could have done in that map. If only.. If only I didn't summon Cannon. If only.. I might have.. I could've saved them. But it was far too late to regret anything. He had always commited suicide after the murder he had done. His heart ached but somehow it wasn't just aching. It was a feeling he had never felt before. It was like.. Someone inside him.. Pushed his murderous side outside. He suddenly realized that he can't control this feeling.

Around him, red blazing clouds appeared and strong wind was blowing. Now, even his head was starting to hurt but he couldn't still see anything but darkness above himself.. Above. He heard a dark voice growl ast him

„It's time. Do not hesitate."

Suddenly, he spawned in somewhere. He couldn't see anything because it was so bright, he had to close his eyes until they get used to the light. When he opened them.. He was astonished.

What is this? How could it happen. What the fuck is going on?

His thoughts were in turmoil, he couldn't understand a thing but there was a force pushing him forward. Where did he spawn? At the next map, obviously. What? You thought the main character died such a lame death? OF COURSE NOT, SILLY.

This is a fairly easy map, I say. Noob thought to himself and imagined himself in a tophat with a monocle on his left eye. How aristocratic. But why couldn't I get this kind of a map? I would've saved everyone. Suddenly, his anger raised again. The force was stronger this time. It was a Troll Force. He had the urge to troll this shaman because of that they got an easier map than himself. He was envious. This shaman could get all the saves he could've. Noob moved forward to where all the mice were. There was a huge wall in front of him. He could've wall-jumped it if he wanted but now that his soul has decided to go to the dark side the only thought that came into his mind was...

Ooohohoho.. This shaman will know pain. Noob thought and proceeded his plan with an evil, quiet and satanic laughter.

„Omg, nub shman! BLOON ME!11!" Noob yelled at the shaman. His troll-o-meter was scaled from 0-5. It reached 1 point but then, the unexpected happened. The shaman jumped down the wall. Noob was shocked at how beautiful she was. Her hair, which were stolen from the horrible show 'My Little Pony", was so beautiful and silky and while she was jumping down, it moved like waves in the sea. It was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen. He shaman markings were in hotpink colour because it's totally not mainstream.

„Needed help?" The shaman smiled a Noob. Suddenly, he had lost his words. Damn it, he spent so long on thinking of the inteligent troll dialogue he could have with the shaman but who would've known that the shaman would turn out into a beautiful „My Little Pony" fangirl?

No.. I must focus on my job! Noob thought to himself.

„Ye, bloon me narb sherman. Press c to bloon me.. " He tried to sound as serious as he could. The shaman just giggled and attached a balloon to him. Then, his trollsenses came back in his head and he jumped off the balloon. He could see the anger in the shaman's eyes but she pushed those thoughts away professionally. After all, she was a pro because she had 394294 firsts. He then proceeded to troll her for the resto f the 40 seconds. He had managed well. Noob felt really good just at the thought that he had succesfully trolled someone but what made him upset was that this shaman was actually really patient and beautiful, he might have actually became friends with her.. Maybe even more than friends.. Pixelated mouse friends.

Noob had betrayed his race and everything he had in this life. He had become a troll. A troll that without any mercy trolls every shaman in the next maps but something inside him told to stop. Eveni f it was just a small ray of sunlight in his soul, it still meant a lot. He might change. But for now, he's a betrayer of all his race.

To Be Continued