Day Two.

New Day.

"It's a beautiful daaaaaaay...!"

Lack of singing talent.

"Wah!"

"Morning, sunshine!"

"I don't want to know how we got here."

"No, you don't."

"Actually, I do."

"But you just said-"

"Lies."

"Well, I did not drag you here after I was mugged and sick of sleeping outdoors."

"Of course you didn't."

"Nope, but I was planning on getting us some breakfast. Anything edible, right?"

"I am not that- Never mind. Sure."

"It's a beatiful daaaaaaay~"

"Lavi."

"The suuuuun in shining~"

"Lavi!"

"I feeeeeeel good~"

"Oh dear God no-"

"And noooooobody's gonna stop me nooow!"

"Are you done?"

"Nope, but I'll gladly continue outside of this room if my voice of ultimate sexy is not wanted here."

"Please do."

"Aw, don't be so co-"

Slam.

"Thank Go-"

"Oooh yeaaaaaah..."

"Go get the food already!"

--+

" How did you pay for this anyway?"

"Oh, I looked into the bank account of some… Alex Turner?"

"Oh God."

"What?"

"I am guessing Alex had a lot of money in his bank account."

"Yeah! Geez, Al, are you psychic or something?"

"No, I'm just thinking celebrities might have their fair share of money."

"…Oh crap."

"Pretty much so."

"Do you think it's illegal to hack the bank accounts of famous people?"

"I thought hacking bank account was illegal no matter who it belonged to."

"They'll never find out."

"Sure they won't. I'm eating."

"Well, then… I'm eating too!"

--+

"Lavi."

"Hmm?"

"Was I not hearing things when Komui told us the innocence was located in Dover?"

"You weren't. Or we both were. But that would be creepy."

"Then… could it be we are too late?"

"Don't think so. If there was an attack, we would have heard of it, right?"

"Right. So then… why have we sought all day, skipping lunch while doing so, and have not even found the smallest lead?"

"I blame Alex Turner."

"I blame you."

"Aw, don't be mad, Al. It's not entirely your fault."

"What?! I wasn't implying anything of sorts!"

"Oh well, it's okay then."

"Where could we possibly search? Is there any place left we did not go to yet?"

"I don't know. I've never been here before."

"And you're supposed to be the next Bookman?"

"Come on, Allen. It's no use blaming yourself."

"What? I-"

"I want to play with neeedleeessss …"

"…Right. Good luck with that. I'll be searching now, so you can have some quality time with you and your-"

"Neeeedleeessss…"

"Exactly."

"What is love? Baby don't huuuuurt meeeee~"

"Yeah, I think I'll leave now."

"Good thing, where have you go-one?"

--+

"Oh, come on! Don't be so cold…"

"…"

"Alleeeeen!"

"Would you be quiet? I'm thinking."

"What're you thinking of?"

"You."

"Really?"

"No."

"Well, I was thinking of you."

"Do I want to know what objects are involved in those thoughts?"

"I don't think you do. Some of them look really painful."

"I… Never mind. We should go get something to eat."

"Why?"

"Because I think we're both being a bit delusional."

--+

"Well, that was the money Alex Turner made with his last studio album."

"And this time we can blame your appetite!"

"Entirely, since you didn't even touch your food."

"I like those illusions."

"Pervert."

"Heh."

"We're still rather clueless about the innocence, though."

"Maybe Komui was wrong?"

"About the location?"

"Maybe. It could also be a false alarm."

"Or a trap."

"Never thought you could be such a pessimist, Al."

"You were the one saying everything might be useless!"

"True, but this town is small, and ridiculously crowded! We would've noticed if something was off!"

"I think so… Maybe we should call Komui."

"You go search for a random British payphone. But I think we should still keep our guards up at all times."
--+

…Dover is so pretty, but it's crowded because of its famous cliffs and harbour :3

Alex Turner is the singer/guitarist of my favorite band, the Arctic Monkeys. My force commands you to listen to some of their songs. Random request: don't pay attention the OOC :'D