Chapter Two: Off the Deep End part one Authoress's Note: Oh my gosh! Thank for the reviews and faves, and well everything! Also thanks to you girls/guys this is now my most popular fanfic! Okay my friend, Jenny, came up with the title I came up with the chapter. To xcupidxstuntx, you'll find out soon!
Two Weeks Ago, After Deidara's Attempted Suicide:
Konan faced Pein. "Pein-sama, I'm requesting permission to place a camera in Deidara's room." "Give me one reason to let you," he said coldly. "He tried to kill himself, Pein." "Really? Fine, you have my permission." "Thank you," she said...
...The scars still hadn't faded yet. Deidara ran his hand over them again and again. He sat cross legged on his bed thinking of a new way. He had a pretty good idea, but how to pull that off...
...Kisame and Konan eagerly watched the television screen. Through some pretty tough wiring Kisame had managed to connect 'Dei Cam' to the TV. Hidan shook his head in disapproval, but Itachi kind of liked the idea of spying.
"Is it actually 'right' to spy on a seventeen year old?" Hidan said, pissed off at the threesome.
"We have our reasons," said Konan. Hidan left the living room to the kitchen.
Dei Cam: Deidara sat cross legged on his bed. He reached for something then drew his arm back. He pushed a chair against the wall.
"What the hell..." He put his face up next to the camera.
"You think I wouldn't notice, un? Next time you put a camera in my room, I recommend hiding it, un." Deidara ripped the lens off of the camera.
"That was unexpected," Itachi said.
"No shit dumb ass," Kisame muttered.
"...Oh...my...fuckin'...god..."
"Hey any of you guys drink?" Hidan said re-entering.
"Um, yes, but not recently."
"Yes."
"Not really."
"Huh. Cause I swear there was like a fuckin' twelve pack in the fridge yesterday, and now it's gone," Hidan said leaning against the counter. Kisame and Konan immediately shot each other glances.
"Deidara," Both shot off of their seats on the floor and ran to Deidara's room. The door was locked. Luckily though with the cheap ass [Kakuzu controlling the money he refused to buy Deidara a new door. So Deidara [who demanded his privacy duck taped the holes which Konan had caused. Kisame kicked through the thin tape. Deidara had obviously drank the twelve pack Hidan had mentioned, at least they gathered that from the beer cans scattering the floor and the distinct smell of alcohol. He groaned.
"Deidara are you drunk?"
"Wassit matter to you, un?" he said stumbling.
"Dei last time it was scary and now you're just being downright weird!"
"Shut up, un!" Konan and Kisame stepped nearer Deidara who was leaning on a wall.
"Deidara, I know you're angry or hurt or something! You can tell us Dei! Please things like this aren't going to help you," Konan said comfortingly.
"I told you before to STAY OUT OF THIS, UN!" He angrily backhanded her across the face. She yelped and fell to the floor. Kisame's reaction was instant and Deidara was slammed against the wall being help up by his throat.
"Go away, Konan," he muttered through gritted teeth," I can handle an angry teenager no problem." Konan picked herself up and nodded, tears swelling in her eyes and a faint mark appearing on her cheek. Kisame waited until Konan was gone then he turned to Deidara.
"Deidara, I know you're drunk right now so I'm letting you off with a warning. If you so much as lay a hand on Konan, you'll pay the consequences." After saying this he dropped the intoxicated teen roughly and left the room...
...Deidara's head was still spinning the next day. He was amazingly sick and had vomited numerous times. He didn't fully remember what happened, but Kisame's words were still flashing through his mind...