Okay, change of plans everyone! While I was working on this chapter I was realizing how long it was stretching so I decided to cut each of the Ninja's encounters with the Kunoichi into chapters of their own. I hope you guys don't mind this stretching out a little longer, but I think it will be more entertaining this way.

Please read and enjoy!

Freaky Friday

Each tortured soul stopped dead in their tracks at Cole's (Jay) words. Their minds consumed with thoughts of betrayal from the other if a loving kiss was given to the lips of the wrong ninja.

"We…we just refuse, correct?" Kai (Zane) stammered with an expression of fear and apprehension upon his host's face. "We conjure up an excuse as to why we are unable to display affection at the moment."

"Oh yeah, awesome idea, Zane" Zane (Kai) scoffed with obvious sarcasm. "Because I'm sure that wouldn't be suspicious at all for any of us to refuse a kiss from the Kunoichi especially you. I'll just say: "Oh I apologize Ayane my lips hurt right now and are so very tender, so they cannot be kissed." Yeah, I'm sure she'll take that in stride and be none the wiser!"

"Then what do you suggest?" The trapped soul of ice inquired to the belligerent spirit of fire, a genuine look of frustration placed upon the Ninja of Fire's countenance.

Zane (Kai) marched over to the one who controlled his body and began shaking him roughly by his shoulders.

"I suggest you give me back my body right now!"

"Guys, guys enough, alright?!" Jay (Cole) exclaimed sternly, casting each of his brothers a staid glare. He shook his head to ward off his own troubles and voiced his opinion assiduously.

"Kai's right. Simply refusing would be too suspicious and the Kunoichi would notice right away that something was off with our demeanor. It probably goes without saying, but don't be the one to initiate it, let them. If you can make up a plausible excuse then go for it otherwise…"

The Taurus spirit instilled within the Ninja of Lightning trailed off and reached up to pinch the bridge of Jay's nose, a definite trademark of the ninja leader's body language when he becomes aggravated or annoyed.

A silence imbued with nervousness and dread enveloped the atmosphere in its entirety. Each body swapped ninja knew what Jay (Cole) was going to say. To avoid the hurt and gloom that would surely befall their love interests after being rejected, reciprocation would have to be applied. Not to mention how it could affect their relationships once this unfortunate occurrence is rectified.

"Ayane…rarely takes the initiative in acts of affection, however she is growing more bold as time passes. It is not unusual for us not to share a kiss for one day as long as there is some physical contact," Kai (Zane) deduced with certainty, breaking the uneasy stillness.

"You sure about that?" Zane (Kai) asked with a twinge of hope.

"It has happened on more than one occasion. Moy angel is satisfied with the gratification that closeness provides. A kiss initiated from her is so special that I consider it magical because of her bashful nature and each one is carefully locked away in my memory banks-*sigh*…if only I could access them now."

A soft loving smile adorned Kai's (Zane) lips and golden-amber eyes misted over as the essence of Shiva's advocate slipped away from the realm of the conscious to joyfully frolic about in his own world of pleasure, Ayane at the center of it.

"Yeah, shame there aren't any USB ports located in your nipples, so I could transfer that data," Zane (Kai) jabbed with a deviant smirk. Cole (Jay) laughed outright at his brother's joke, but Jay (Cole) simply shook his head and raised an eyebrow as he took in the far-off distant look of Kai's face.

"Going, going, gone…yeah we lost him," he mused and the others concurred with a nod.

"We'll rouse him in a minute," the earth ninja spirit continued, "Kai, what do you think about—"

Jay (Cole) stopped short as he eyes fell on Zane's form with confusion as the sweltering spirit began to make his host unbutton his pajama top.

"What are you doing, Kai?"

"Actually, I want to find out if Zane's nipples are indeed USB flash drives or are they just ports. It would be really convenient if they were, not to mention hilarious," Zane (Kai) answered his leader with the same conniving simper.

"Zane never takes off his shirt, so there's no telling what else he might be hiding," Cole (Jay) speculates with a thoughtful expression.

Kai stops his host's fingers midway and gives the electrifying soul of the inventor a dubious glance.

"Look whose talkin'? You never take your shirt off either, Jay. What exactly are you hiding, huh? A girdle to keep in that spare tire you call a stomach or do you not want anyone to see an expanse of chest hair that you probably like to identify as your "rug of love"."

"WHAT?!" Cole (Jay) yelped with indignant eyes and turned his head abruptly when he heard his own voice chuckle at his expense. Jay (Cole) hooked a finger in the top part of his shirt and pulled so that he could peek down at his host's upper body.

"I don't see any chest hair. I don't see much of anything actually," he stated in between laughs.

"What the—wait a second! Everyone be quiet!" Cole (Jay) commanded in a harsh whisper and the gathered Ninja immediately became silent. All concentrated and focused on just utilizing their hearing and soon the almost nonexistent sound of footsteps reached their ears.

Cole (Jay) placed a finger to his lips and glided silently to the exit door of the Game Room. Grasping the knob, he opened the access a sliver of a crack and surveyed the hallway beyond the barrier. Within a few moments, he rejoined his brothers.

"That was Nya," he began in the same callous undertone. "She's headed for the lounge. We have to go now!"

He looked over at the Ninja of Earth playing host to his body. "And I'm not even dressed yet! I'm always prompt on our rendezvous no matter what!"

"Calm down, Jay. I'll freshen up in no time. Zane, are you back with us?" Jay (Cole) asked with a glance towards the now detached expression on Kai's face.

"Yes, I'm back…where have I been?" The sophisticated soul of frost responded with a raised eyebrow.

"Don't sweat it. Alright everyone this is it, we can make it through this day. We all know each other well enough to act like the other. Just remember the plan, during any intermissions we can get alone however brief we contact the other via PMS and arrange a meeting spot and time. Keep the PMS vibration function "on" and "mute", got it?"

"Got it!" Three voices chorused in unison each determined to complete their mission without any incidents.

Jay (Cole) turned to face the exit with his brothers behind him and rammed Jay's fist into his palm with strength.

"It's show time, let's do this!"

"NINJA-GO!"

With unshakable fortitude and spirit the heroes of Ninjago filed swiftly out of the Game Room to commence the inevitable day of bonding with the Kunoichi.

"This is going to suck-ass…" Zane (Kai) lamented as he entered his brother's room to prep his appearance.

(Jay's POV)

I pace Cole's room nervously as I wait for Sasha to arrive, I believe out of all of us I will have the roughest time getting through this day. Simple reason why…I have to deal with Sasha…

Ayane would have been easy enough to keep entertained, plus I know how to cook unlike Kai and during my tutelage with Ebony, she and I have begun to bond. I was teaching her taunts and everything, so that would've been relaxing enough to be in her company for an extended amount of time. I definitely would've considered controlling Zane's body a thrill ride and try to get as much information from his memories and history as I could. I mean seriously though…just how old is he? He never once told us. What did he do after he left his birthplace? Where did he go? I would've been like a wildcat drilling for oil if I was inside that guy's CPU, but nope…I'm a six foot three Italian who can't cook very well…go figure.

Portraying Cole will be simple because he's a simple guy and a walking contradiction. He doesn't have a distinct wildness to him like Kai and he's not refined and eloquent like Zane. He's mild-mannered and a critical thinker, that's about it.

Now, back to Sasha…*sigh* don't get me wrong I love Nya with every last fiber of my being, but it's no anonymity that Sasha is the most…she's Cole's girl I know that, but she's the most…well to put it discreetly the most well-endowed of the Kunoichi.

Months ago before she became the Kunoichi of Water when she was unconscious my thoughts were on Nya only and her well-being, but the next day when she agreed to accept her destiny and join our ranks…it became painfully obvious that she had…really big…assets. Freakin' Sensei Wu should change his name to Dirty-Old-Man Wu! He didn't have to give her that attire, I just know he didn't!

Anyway, she and I have never been really close and that was mainly my doing because it was difficult for me to talk to her. It doesn't help that she's also tall I mean geez! She's five foot ten and even though I'm still taller than her by four inches I feel the need to tilt my head up a small margin and focus my hardest to look her in the eye on the occasions we do interact.

I just want to make sure my eyes don't stray to…uncharted territory.

I've gotten better over time to the point where it's second nature, but regardless of that I still run back to Nya and sweep her up in my arms after all of my encounters with Sasha. I know it's irrational to feel guilty when I haven't done anything wrong, but still…I felt like I had too. It's kind of weird though because her kunoichi attire doesn't reflect at all how her personality is. Sure she's sassy and a bit brazen, but she has a sisterly kindness and a certain degree of charisma that you don't see often in others. I've even seen Ebony's eyes reflect a small hint of admiration when Sasha's voice resonates throughout the air during training on battle formations.

But in spite of having all that, I've seen her laze around with Cole in baggy jeans and a top that looks way too big with a Cheeto puff hanging from her mouth.

*knock knock*

Hopefully she'll be wearing similar clothes today.

I break my thought process and take a deep breath while striding over to the door. I grip the handle and make an easy smile light Cole's face as I open it to reveal his girl…

…dressed in short black jean shorts and a sea foam off-the-shoulders halter-top, her little sister's pearl ever present fastened on a chain around her slender neck.

You know what…fuck my life because this is the worst.

"Bom dia,minha devoção." (Morning, my devotion.)

What the hell did she just say...? Oh right! Okay Jay, you can do this just remember what Cole said.

"Buongiorno,il mio amore." (Morning, my love.) I get out fluently enough; thankfully Cole's own accent makes my words flow smoothly despite my slight hitch.

She steps closer and stands on her tip-toes to give me a soft moist kiss on the cheek and on my leader's orders I return one to hers to keep up this tradition they have when meeting in private.

Her breasts brush up against the chest of my host's and the scent of jasmine and citrus engulfs Cole's senses swiftly causing a stupefying effect on his body. Instantaneously, his pulse begins to race and the urge to pull her close grips me at a startling rate, but I immediately rail against it.

Nya, I love you. Please watch over the soul of your future husband...your loyal future husband.

She places herself evenly back on her feet, her storm grey eyes twinkling in fondness for this big dope.

"May I come in?" She asks kindly while gesturing politely behind me.

"You got it, come on in," I reply with a smile and step aside to allow her entry into Cole's refuge. As she steps inside, I notice she is bare-footed and a simple silver anklet hugged her right ankle.

She must've noticed my wonderment since she soon replied with: "I hope you don't mind. I remember stealing a peek over your shoulder the other day and noticed how plush your black carpet looked. I just wanted to feel it for myself."

"Why would I mind?" I question and close the door firmly, though maybe I should leave it open? Nah, we all keep our doors closed for privacy and she would definitely take notice of that.

"Besides, it's not like you have velociraptor feet or anything," I finish turning to give her my full attention. She gets a kick out of my joke and laughs sweetly, furthermore once again Cole's body reacts and the desire to close the small distance between us tugs at me.

Cool it! I love Nya!

"Well I'm glad I don't have dinosaur feet, thank you," she says with lingering mirth and takes a few more steps whilst spreading her arms wide. "So this is the sanctuary of the Leader of the Ninja, love the color scheme."

"Yeah, it was great of Amaterasu to grant us our own space and paint the rooms in our colors. It fits us after all," I observe, taking in Cole's room with as much interest as I could. The black carpet and dark silver walls set the mood for someone serious and calculative to create their safe haven here. A mahogany dresser stood pressed up against the wall to the left of the access door, and a large black desk with a typical curved-neck lamp on top was against the wall adjacent to the bed. Multiple pieces of blank parchment and drawing utensils littered the desk's surface even some drawings as well, some completed others not. A comfy black leather rotating office chair sat stationed under the desk and above, screwed into the wall a small bookcase filled with books on strategy, his photo album, and quite a few CDs. A compact disc player with ear-buds plugged in lay carelessly on the nightstand beside his bed and of course on the far side of the room there's the door leading to his bathroom.

Sasha saunters over to the large desk and lets her fingers slide along the sleek surface, careful not to disturb Cole's work. She looks at me over her shoulder with a small questioning smile and I realize she was silently asking for permission to look at the drawings.

Sure! Why the hell not! They are "mine", aren't they?

I amble over to her quickly with a not too innocent grin and spread the papers evenly over Cole's desk.

"Let's look at these together, shall we?" I say happily and Sasha giggles, peering down with great interest at the black ninja's sketches.

Looks like Cole decided to broaden his horizon's some and depict more than just his usual anime/manga style action scenes. He's taken to drawing landscapes and sceneries now, but he would draw a close-up of a person in each setting. Ayane, standing amongst tall bare oak trees, her expression serene as she looked up towards the heavens as snow fell delicately around her and the sun gave its luminosity to the forest. Kai, sitting next to a campfire in the dark of night, his eyes matching the flickering flames and embers perfectly as he gazed within them in a spellbound trance. Nya, standing over the remains of a Fangpyre with an inquisitive expression in the control room, hey, I remember that! I didn't think he was paying attention when she was lecturing us.

"Wow, this one of Ebony is remarkable," Sasha voiced in awe. "You captured our time in Twilight perfectly, Cole."

I avert my attention from Nya's portrait to the one of my precious student's.

Ebony stood in front of the charred remains of her orphanage. Her arms loosely wrapped around a young boy in a blanket. The stillness of the air and emotion of the darkness of night are displayed flawlessly and just by looking at this picture I felt I could feel the bitter coldness of the atmosphere.

"Oh and this one here is typical Zane," she points out as well and moves Zane's picture in my line of sight. I let a wry smile grace the Italian half-blood's features, Zane was sitting on the deck of the ship in the ever famous lotus position he takes during meditation. The colors of the sky were in rich hues of fading night and new morning. I had to give Cole his props on these, but where is min-?

"Look its Jay, he's so cute!" Cole's girl gushed as I rounded on her and grabbed the drawing out of her hand.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" I bellowed in sub-psychotic rage as I grasped Cole's sketch of me in trembling hands of disbelief. There I was…CHIBI-FIED…sitting in mud eating a slice of supreme pizza! Mozzarella and sauce was all over my face and I had the BIGGEST diaper on in the history of diapers. And to make it worst, I had the most jubilant smile on my face and on my bib was the word: COWABUNGA!

"Why the hell does everyone else have these cool-ass poses and definitive moments going on while I look like I belong in an episode of "Rugrats"?! I don't deserve this?!"

"Cole, honey, what do you mean you don't deserve this when you're the one who drew this picture of Jay?"

I stop mid-rant and turn back around to see Sasha give me hard stare. I place Cole's degrading picture of me down on his desk once more, but keep my head bowed to shield my expression.

Oh shit…I have to do something quick!

"Sorry amore, it's just that Jay and I have been going at it a lot recently and I got my words jumbled up that's all," I say with a theatrical shake of the head. I keep my head turned slightly and peek at Sasha through the strands of Cole's dark locks to see if she bought it.

"Well, if you're worried about taking a joke too far then maybe you should stop being the one who starts the quarrels," she remarks with slight concern.

Wait…is she on my side and not Cole's? Is she trying to trick me? How should I play this?

Like Cole…that's how.

I straighten up my posture and fold my arms over my chest defensively, making sure to have a stern frown in place.

"So you're saying that I start the altercations with Jay?"

HA-HA! PURE GOLD, BABY!

Sasha walks over to me and lays her hand on my arm, her eyes exhibiting careful deliberation.

"Sometimes yes you do, but Jay is just as much to blame."

No I'm not! I don't do anything wrong! It's all this Neanderthal's fault! I'm just defending myself!

"That's true," I respond in a low voice instead.

"Yeah I mean don't you remember the other day when you spilt juice on yourself in the kitchen and Jay walked in and said: "Hey Cole, forget to wear your bib?" That was—"

"That was funny and justified!" I interrupt automatically, but Sasha counters peacefully.

"Really, because if I remember correctly you sure as hell didn't think so and tripped him, resulting with his face colliding with the floor. The girls and I agree that when you two squabble it's hilarious, but nothing matches Jay and Kai. It's like watching a comedy routine although nothing is scripted."

I uncross my arms with a relaxed smile as she steps closer and chuckles in my chest while wrapping her surprisingly strong arms around my middle. I give into Cole's body's eager urge and secure his arms comfortably around her shoulders to hug her gently. I even indulge his senses with her scent once more by pressing his face into her hair.

I'm confident I can control this bloke's sexual responses with no problem now.

"Yeah, they have a good rapport with each other, like Abbot and Costello." I reply easily and it was true too. There has been one too many times Kai and I have helped each other out over the two years we've been together as a team.

"I know and that's why I'm a little confused about something," the tall red-head begins and pulls away, but keeps her arms encircled around me. I lean back a bit as well to look her in the eyes, the lights of them questioning.

"How come Jay picked Zane to be his Best Man at his wedding and not Kai? He doesn't seem disturbed by this, but I am curious."

"Kai was actually his first choice, but since he's going to be giving away Nya at the ceremony Jay believed it was only fair for him to just play that role. Also, by having Zane as his Best Man he thinks this is his way of paying him back for all those times he saved his life. It isn't much, but it's a start I guess."

Thanks Zane, I really do owe you, bro.

Sasha makes a sound of understanding, but suddenly lowers her head with a dispirited smile.

"Jay…doesn't like me does he."

"Huh?!" I yelp in astonishment, "What do you mean?"

"I don't know maybe it's nothing, but when I talk to him or should I say try to talk to him about something he looks like he wants to get away from me as soon as possible. I-*sigh*-I can't help but feel that maybe the reason he doesn't like me is because of the color of my skin. It wouldn't be the first time. I'm not unaccustomed to bigotry I—"

I've heard enough!

I grip her shoulders roughly and level her with a hard stare.

"No, you have it all wrong, okay?! There are no goddamn bigots on this ship, look around you! There are so many ethnic diversities here we should be joining hands and singing "We Are the World" every fucking day! Jay likes you, he told me the reason why he has trouble talking with you and it's the stupidest reason of all time, so don't you dare think that way about him ever! You got me?!"

Sasha stood rigid in shock staring with wide eyes at me as I pant with overexertion caused from the rush of emotion. I've been raised to detest all forms of racism and the frivolous chauvinism that some people display. I will never stand for anybody labeling me as something so vile and revolting because I've been a victim myself. Being called a "halfer" by other full-blooded Norwegian children, it was so stupid! I didn't look much different from them and yet they still-*sigh* I was just glad when my family finally moved away from that hellhole.

"Cole, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you so upset. I wasn't calling Jay a bigot I was only speculating on what was possibly making him uncomfortable around me," Sasha says quietly her voice heavy with remorse.

I release her and turn away.

Thor, I'm pissed.

"Yeah well, it was a ridiculous speculation," I bite out angrily. "He's not like that, not at all. None of us are."

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry." Her tone is placating and from the corner of my eye I see her approach me and lean her forehead against my shoulder. All is quiet between us for a while until she speaks albeit hesitantly.

"So…he told you why?"

I lift a hand and rub my face tiredly before answering her.

"Listen Sasha, like I said it's stupid and his opinion shouldn't even matter to you anyway—"

"Don't tell me whose opinion should matter to me, Cole. That is not your call to make. True I could give a shit what a stranger thinks about me, but Jay is no stranger. I'd like to think of him as my friend."

"You don't have to think I am—he is your friend."

Sasha just shook her head; I could feel the action through the sleeve of my shirt.

"I want to believe you, but…what is it? If I knew then maybe I could talk to him about it or even change it if possible. Am I destined to just watch him from afar and never join in when he's having a good time telling jokes or mingling with the others instead of me?"

Did she have to sound so damn sad? Ugh…I can't help it. I can't stop the blush that suddenly warms Cole's face and it not his blush, it's my blush. I had no idea she felt this way or that she even paid such close attention to me and my theatrics.

"Hey now…amore," I add the pet-name a little late, but whatever. "Don't be so melodramatic besides you can't change it unless you have surgery and I'm sure as hell not going to let you discuss it with him."

She lifts her head with a bewildered expression and I turn to fully face her properly.

"If you really want to know…I'll tell you."

"Yes, please Cole."

Alright Jay, just get this over with quickly and say this as nonchalantly as you can. Don't freak out.

"It's your two friends there," I began stoically and point at her chest.

"Wha-?" Sasha looks down at herself with a frown as if she was trying to find the "flaw" in her appearance.

"Your two friends, "Barnes & Noble", them," I try again through gritted teeth and that's when Sasha stills then slowly looks up. She places one hand on a cocked hip and raises a crimson eyebrow.

"My breasts?"

"YEEEESSS!" I snap impatiently. "He thinks they're huge and he's not the only one! All the guys do! Zane thinks they're the precise size of ripe cantaloupes and Kai's exact words were "colossal jugs"! Jay's distracted by them when he talks to you and he doesn't want to be in your presence long because if he did then maybe he'll look down and become trapped forever in the void of cleavage! He loves Nya, but that doesn't make him immune to another woman's body though he does think that Nya has better legs than you in regards to shape, but I guess that all comes down to personal preference. There is something you should know Sasha and that is that there's four giant pervs on this ship and I'm one of them and we're going to corrupt Lloyd and he'll grow up to be the King of the Pervs! Jay loves Nya and I—"

Sasha uses her hands to frame my face and my uncontrollable rant comes to an abrupt end. Cole's heart races due to my anxiety and fear which causes me to pant once more.

"Cole? You really are beginning to worry me. This is the second time you released a diatribe of sentences. I've never seen you this frazzled and it actually reminds me of Jay. Maybe you should sit down and rest for a moment."

I don't say anything and let Sasha lead me by the hand to Cole's bed. My mind feels numb and all I can think about is Nya. Those warm chocolate eyes and full pouty lips, the erotic shock of pleasure I feel every single time I kiss her. I want to feel the creamy smooth texture of her milky pearl skin against mine. If only I had made love to her that night I probably wouldn't be going through any of this.

I flop down on the bed unceremoniously and lean forward to cover my face with my hands in despondency.

Nya, please, please forgive me. Is Thor punishing me for my insolence? What did I do to deserve this? I feel so emotionally drained right now that I could fall asleep and not wake up for days…that actually doesn't sound like a bad idea. And when I wake up, I'll be back in my body and most importantly back with Nya, my beautiful Chinese princess.

The bed dips slightly as Sasha joins me and begins to rub smooth comforting circles on my back.

"I know why you're upset."

No you don't…

"But, I'm not angry at Jay or the others for thinking those things about me. Guys will be guys its natural and I'd be lying to myself and you if I said I wasn't used to it."

Used to it…?

"Some guys can be subtle about it others can't or won't. I'm not going to persecute or demonize Jay over something so inconsequential and like you said he loves Nya and I love you. That's all that matters in the end, doesn't it?"

I lift my head and turn to meet her gaze. No resentment could be found in her eyes, she didn't think less of me at all. Does she still want to be friends with me?

"Yeah, you're right," I relent with a smile. "That's all that matters."

Her grin broadens. "I'll talk to Jay about it, but there's really nothing I can do about my genetic signature. Every woman on my mom's side of the family is heavily stacked up top and I'm sure Sophia will be the same way," she ends with a shrug.

I deadpanned at the thought. Wow, I know one thing's for sure; I'm going to protect my daughter if I have one from guys like me.

"Are you sure you what to talk to Jay about it because I don't think that would be…productive," I voice with a crooked smile. Sasha chuckles lightly and nods her head.

"I think you should give Jay a bit more credit, Cole. He's not that immature."

HEY!

She sits back with her legs folded underneath her and reaches back to pull a portion of her long red tresses over her shoulder. Her fingers begin to comb through them serenely as she looked about Cole's room with renewed interest.

I innocently take in her pretty features while she's distracted until my sights reach the exposure of her legs or more specifically the long deep jagged scar on her right thigh that marred and discolored her otherwise perfect skin.

My brow creases in concern as I recall how it happened almost a week ago. A large force of Serpentine had ambushed a village on the border of the Shinra Forest and we went to clear them out. I wasn't near Sasha when she was attacked, but we all heard her scream in agony. When I turned to the source, I saw her collapse to her knees, clutching her right thigh painfully for a throwing axe was imbedded deep inside. What happened next reminded me of greased lightning, such a fast reaction to distress that I'm sure not even Kai could match. Cole became a black blur and charged the Hypnobrai that threw the weapon that injured the Kunoichi of Water. The tip of his scythe gorged through the snake's stomach and with one quick motion upward its body was carved in two, the slabs of flesh spilt their once whole container's contents on the new spring grass. The remaining Serpentine simply fled from the village in fright and once they were gone, Cole rushed to Sasha's side and picked her up carefully, calling for the signal to return home. When we got back to the Bounty, Sensei Wu had to remove the blade surgically since it had completely penetrated and cut through the Vastus intermedius, reaching the bone. Ayane was then called forth to heal her, but as always the wounds left scars and Sasha's by far is the most grotesque.

Serrated and eight inches long and three inches wide, the scar tissue is terribly pale and rough though she puts on ointment to soothe the tattered skin every day. It will take months for the texture to even out and become smooth again.

"Cole, please don't think about it."

I'm roused out of my thoughts by Sasha's low tenor and raise my eyes to look perplexedly into hers.

"Don't think so far into the future, I don't…I can't afford too."

Huh…? What is she talking about? And why is she getting closer…?

Her fingers ghost over the contours of my face and her eyelids become hooded with desire.

Oh shit!

"Please, can't we just live in the moment?" She whispers conclusively and slants her head slightly to the left.

No! Oh no! I love Nya! I have to think of something quick! A plausible excuse!

The curves of her lips barely touch mine before I turn my head away quickly with a yelp of pain.

"Ow!"

"Cole, are you alright? What's wrong?" She asks urgently and I breathe deeply multiple times to create the charade of labored pain while I rack my brain for a reasonable façade.

"I-I'm sorry, Sasha," I stammer finally, "I'm still feeling the after-effects of my training yesterday when I was lifting weights. I think I may have pulled a back muscle or something."

"Goodness, Cole, why didn't you say anything before? You only have one body so you better take care of it," Sasha reprimands sternly. "Oh, wait here a second. I got just the thing and take your shirt off!"

She leaps off the bed and dashes out of the room, leaving me alone.

I place a hand over Cole's rapidly beating organ and thank Thor for my gift of quick wit.

I just dodged one hell of a bullet just now. Gah! But…take off my shirt? She must plan on giving me a massage. That sounds innocent enough and it just might relax me into deep slumber, so I can sleep this day away and wake up tomorrow back in my body.

Yeah, I'm going for it!

I check my PMS to see if maybe Cole tried to reach me and I just didn't feel the vibration, but nope he hasn't. Well, I'm going to sleep. I'm going to let Sasha lure me into Dreamland. I'll be able to feel my device if it goes off, so no worries.

I remove Cole's shirt and situate myself on my stomach, my arms folded comfortably under Cole's pillow with my head resting on it.

Ahhhh…comfy…

The door opens and closes softly followed by the sound of liquid in a bottle swishing.

"I see you're all nice and ready to travel to the planes of paradise, bonito (handsome)," Sasha purrs in a coy voice.

"Yeah, I'm ready," I answer back simply and the snap of a cap reaches my ears and the scent of blackberries and pomegranates flood my nostrils.

Wow, that really smells good. Okay, time to see if Cole's girl is good at giving massages. If she's as good as Nya I'll be blissfully asleep in no time.

"Now, instead of going right to the root of your discomfort I read in a book that it's important to get your body warm and relaxed…and I know just how to do that."

Sasha's voice maintains that seductive purr and I'm beginning to think that maybe this was a bad idea.

"Um Sasha? You know on second thought—"

Two hands bury themselves in Cole's scalp and begin to rub with light pressing motions. My words die in my throat as oil slick fingers delve further along my cranium, probing with purposeful diligence in all the right places.

God…this feels…so good.

"I was surprised to find out your scalp was one of your most sensitive areas, you know?"

Well, I didn't know! Cole, you're such a kitty!

All I get out to answer her is a hum of approval and Sasha continues with her velvet ministrations to Cole's scalp.

Okay Jay, just stay alert until she's done and then its nap time. You can do this!

Her hands soon remove themselves, leaving my head feeling warm and tingly.

I hear a low creak as the bed dips again and the feel of a warm body over me is perceptible.

She's…she's on top of me…oh sugar-honey-ice-tea what do I do!

Another mad blush erupts fiercely upon Cole's face and this time…it's both of our blushes.

I…I don't think I can do this, I thought fearfully as Sasha's hands begin to firmly press into my neck muscles. I unconsciously open my mouth in a silent plea for her to stop, to voice that this was too much and it felt…too good.

Cole's girl shifts her body as her hands move lower to the shoulders, giving the same treatment of wondrous firmness and I can do nothing to stop the moan that suddenly escapes Cole's mouth when she rubs a particularly tight spot between the shoulder blades.

Ah shit…I can't take this! I have to get out of here! I love Nya!

Smooth lips kiss the back of my neck and Cole's body reacts again without my say so. His hands grip his pillow tight, but I bite my lower lip to suppress another moan that wanted to be heard.

"Bonito, so you didn't draw anything of me?"

Sasha's voice went into a deep sultry pitch as she breathed her inquiry into my ear. She blew softly over the shell and gave a sensuous lick as well.

I realize with dismay that I could no longer control Cole's body. Pleasurable ripples were becoming gratifying waves and I was barely hanging on to my true self as Cole's heated blood began to travel down south.

I must've said something in response to Sasha's question since she begins to speak again.

"You hid them? Why? Will you show me later?"

I think I nod, but I'm not completely sure. Sasha's hands leave Cole's body once more and my mind clears somewhat as the pleasure dies down.

Okay, I-I think s-she's done…please let her be done.

"Cole, there's something I want to ask you about and it involves the both of us."

The shyness that creeps into her voice for some reason alarms me.

"Y-Yes?" I manage to croak out hoarsely. She moves again until her legs are not exactly straddling my sides as she sits down…right on top of my ass.

Who does such an erotic thing!? Who!? Nya, Nya please help me. Cole's girl isn't playing fair anymore.

"Before you…I've only had two boyfriends and neither one can lift a candle to you. You're just so wonderful however you can become a little too protective of me. I'm not weak, Cole…not anymore. I've changed. Sometimes I wonder where I would be if I had ignored my destiny and returned to fulfill my passion as a performer. I think Lord Leviathan has a plan for me and I fear what that may be. I love you and if I hadn't had that those dreams, I would've accepted your proposal on that evening when you got down on knee."

Oh man…Sasha…what is going on with you?

"That's why…Cole please listen…I don't know how long I have left and before the inevitable occurs I want to know what it feels like to have the man I love claim me."

Holy fuckin' shit…

"Cole, how do you feel about…premarital sex?"

I have to leave…now!

I twist my body around to reposition on my back and Sasha's instincts must've kicked in since she rose to allow the movement and settled back down…on my crotch.

A short gasp leaves me and my face burns at the obvious intimate position we are now in. I'm terrified; hell I'm beyond afraid and I know it shows on my face. A few sorrowful tears slip down her cheeks and land in drips on my chest as her hands caress Cole's upper body in undeniable worship.

"Why do you look so frightened? Do you not want too? Do you not want…me?"

Cole's heartbeat accelerates to dangerous levels as Sasha leans closer. Her red tresses spill over her shoulders and her eyes flutter close.

Nya…

She kisses me and I'm powerless to stop Cole's raging desire to kiss back, so…it happens. I don't know if Cole's body is just on overdrive or if I'm in control, but I am kissing her back and I hate how mind-numbingly good it is. Cole's arms encircle her body tightly and his hands reach down to grip and squeeze the round firm ass of his girl.

Nya…

He lifts her slightly and spreads his legs to accommodate her to nestle in between them. Only, she decides to keep one of hers to left of his. When she grinds her groin on his, I swallow the moan she releases as the kiss becomes more passionate.

Stop…no…Nya…I…

More blood gathers south and Cole's member hardens instantly.

NO! THE ANACONDA HAS AWAKENED! THIS STOPS NOW!

I furiously take control of the reigns of Cole's aroused body and fight through the sea of released pheromones. I close my eyes tight and grasp Sasha's hips and move her off me quickly.

Her gasp of surprise falls on deaf ears as I say nothing and make a frantic sprint for the door.

FUCK THIS MISSION! BIG DICK CAN REACT TO BIG TITS ANOTHER DAY JUST NOT TODAY!

I fling the door open with Cole's strength which nearly tears it off its hinges and I run in an unknown direction which I'm hoping is the infirmary.

Nya…I want my Nya…

Whoa Jay, cut it kind of close didn't ya? Well, that was fun. Jay's love for Nya conquered over Cole's body and he was able to get a grip before it was too late. I hope everyone enjoyed this first encounter because more is on the way with Kai's (Zane) interaction with Ebony! OOOHHH…should be interesting, right?!

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