I still don't own Tokyo Mew Mew. Here is chapter 2.

Chapter 2: Battles and Complications

It was a rather strange sight. A rather angry Kish glaring at a skinny human who had a rather friendly face, and who was wearing pink sweatpants. The strangest thing was that Sherbet didn't seem afraid of the fact that Kish was now seriously pissed off at her.

"You have until three to give me the statue." Kish smirked (But it looked really frightening. He's really pissed, so because he's smirking, he looks really scary)

"Well, how do you propose to get it, eh?" Sherbet's confidence seemed to dwindle a bit.

"I'll kill you" Kish snarled, now looking rather like some murderer who escaped from a loony bin.

"Wow, so violent." Sherbet replied, but taking a step back all the same.

"Get used to it!" Kish was fairly shouting now.

"I hate violence." Sherbet replied. "I can't get used to it. I only fight when I have to, and usually I just fight trolls or ogres, but trolls and ogres are so stupid, they often forget the fight."

"There you go again, Kure-ji-chan!" (Crazy-chan)Kish laughed. "I'll return you to the asylum once I get the statue." He finished with a smirk.

"W-well, YOU should be put in a ward only used for dangerous people who are disturbed in their head, and cross-dress!" Sherbet said the first thing that came to mind.

"I DO NOT CROSS-DRESS!" Kish roared, readying his swords for a charge, his eyes now glowing.

"Sorry! It just came out! I didn't mean it!!" Sherbet stammered, now really frightened because Kish looked like a crazed vampire murderer.

"Prepare yourself!" Kish shouted, as he charged, full force at Sherbet.

"Eeek!" Sherbet yelped. She pulled a mini skateboard out of her pocket, and threw it at the ground. In a poof of orange smoke, it was the size of a normal skateboard. Sherbet jumped on it, and it zoomed away in a dust cloud, just in time. Kish changed directions mid-charge.

"I like a good game of chase, Kure-ji-chan!" Kish called, now zooming behind Sherbet on her skateboard, which was going about 10 times faster then a skateboard should be able to go. It was moving on its own. Sherbet wasn't pushing her foot to make it go.

They zoomed down the streets of Tokyo, luckily only side streets, so they weren't spotted.

"You're running out of running space!" Kish taunted, snickering at Sherbet, who wasn't all that far ahead.

"I noticed! I'm not stupid!!" Sherbet snapped. They were approaching a different part of the park, but this one didn't have a fountain. There was a slight commotion there.

"We won't let you take the power source!" An angry feminine voice yelled.

"Just try and stop us, old hag!" a younger male voice replied, laughing. Sherbet was fast approaching the clearing where the voices were coming from.

"Aw, crap." She muttered. "I don't need more people involved."

"Involved in what, Kure-ji-chan?" Kish asked, still chasing Sherbet, but he seemed less angry at her, as though he was now chasing Sherbet only out of sheer entertainment.

"None of your business!" Sherbet barked. She was about to reach the clearing.

"ONESIDE! LOOK OUT! COMING THROUGH! GANGWAY!!" she shouted, as she zoomed out into the clearing, so she wouldn't run anyone over.

As Sherbet zoomed onto the battle grounds, she noticed that 5 people on her left had animal features, and two people on her right were aliens, like Kish (who is still chasing her) and the other thing on her right was a dog-plant monster.

"Geez. Why do I always have to meet the wierdos?" Sherbet muttered to herself. As she was crossing between the mews and aliens, someone grabbed her right wrist, and dragged her off the skateboard into the air.

"Well, well, what's this?" a monotonous voice asked, who was the one holding Sherbet in the air. "There's no way that human contraption could go that fast." he concluded, looking over at the skateboard.

"Put me DOWN!" Sherbet started karate chopping the alien's wrist with her free hand, but he simply caught her other hand, and holding her up by one hand, seemed to be analyzing the situation.

"Nice catch, Pai." Kish stated, now smirking at Sherbet, who was now attempting to kick Pai, as he had both her wrists in one hand and holding them above her head.

"Stop picking on that innocent girl!" a pink, cat-eared girl yelled.

"Oh, at least there's SOMEONE who is not out to get me." Sherbet growled.

"So, are you ready to give up the statue, Kure-ji-chan?" Kish taunted, smirking at Sherbet, who had given up on trying to kick Pai, and now was just scowling.

"My name is SHERBET!!!!!" she yelled, right in his face. "And I'll NEVER give up Serendipity!"

"Serendipity?" Pai asked. "What is she talking about, Kish?"

"Oh, the power source is a dragon statue, which she apparently named Seredipity." Kish replied.

"I didn't name her, it's her name! And it's Serendipity, not Seredipity." Sherbet snapped back.

"She has the power source?" Ichigo asked.

"That's what I said, Koneko-chan." Kish replied, smirking at her. "And you're too late; it's practically in our hands."

"More exactly, his hands." Sherbet muttered, jerking her head towards Pai.

"Well, then, hand it over, puny human." Pai demanded, shaking Sherbet.

"How do you expect me to hand it over WHEN YOU'RE HOLDING MY WRISTS IN THE AIR!!" Sherbet yelled.

"Don't get smart, human." Pai said sharply, shaking Sherbet again.

"Whatever." Sherbet muttered. "But I'm still not giving it up to anyone!!" She finished.

"Release that girl NOW!" Ichigo shouted.

" No, I don't think so." Pai replied, still in a monotone. "At least not until we have the power source from her." He finished, shaking Sherbet once again.

"Quit shaking me will ya, I'm getting sick!" Sherbet barked at Pai.

"Motion sickness?" Pai asked, pulling Sherbet up to eye level, and staring at her.

"No, it's food poisoning. OF COURSE IT'S MOTION SICKNESS, YOU BAKA!!" Sherbet replied, with a growl.

"How about this, human," Pai suggested, "You give us the statue, or I'll shake you until you really do get sick?"

"How 'bout if I puke, I aim at you?" Sherbet shot back.

"Let her go!" Ichigo and the other mew mews pulled out their weapons.

"Ah, but if you attack, this human just might end up in the way." Pai replied holding Sherbet up higher.

"Hey, Pai, why don't we just kill her?" Kish asked.

"That would be a waste of time and energy." Pai replied

"Oh, it's so nice to know my life isn't in danger." sherbet mumbled.

"Oh, but you just might end up dying, human" Pai replied, deadly serious.

"Hey, Pai, if she has the power source, why don't we just take her with us, and get the statue from her on our ship? It might be easier to um… negoti-something- or –other there," Tart suggested.

" It's negotiate. And that isn't a bad idea, Tart. It just might work." Pai nodded, and Tart lifted into the air.

"Heh, heh, Kure-ji-chan, you're going to have to give it to us now!" Kish smirked.

Pai started to rise into the air.

"Let me go, you Idiot! Sea urchin! Makharate muck! Dragon dung! Piano brain! Bogart slime! Poop head! Gherkin! Bully!" Sherbet was shrieking insults at Pai, who took absolutely no notice at all. Kish quickly zoomed down to the mews, and stole a quick kiss from Ichigo, and, after ducking a slap, flew up higher.

"Bai bai, Mews." He said, smirking before teleporting.

Sherbet was still shrieking all kinds of insults.

"Shut up, human." Pai barked at her, shaking her one last time, before teleporting away with Sherbet still dangling from his grip, and the last thing the mews herd as Pai teleported away was Sherbet, screeching insults at the top of her lungs,

"Goblin goober! Ogre! Mutated elf! Freakish, nasty, wad of troll spit! BULLY!!!"

And Sherbet was gone.

Uh oh! Trouble! What will happen to Sherbet? Will she give up the dragon statue? How many more insults does she have? And what the heck is up with her, anyway?

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