The next morning, all the Smashers gathered at the grand dining hall for breakfast. Now that Magolor is a Smasher at the moment, he has been blessed with the opportunity of dining with all these Smashers. However, he has not arrived at the moment. He is sleeping in late or something.

Dedede was sitting between Luigi and Ness. Ness was eating chocolate chip pancakes and crying. Dedede turned to Ness and asked "Why are you crying?"

Ness sobbed. "...Because the author knows that I'm a tragic character but doesn't know why and she's just making me cry for the sake of emo..."

"Oh. I'm sorry to hear that." Dedede said, blindly staring at his food and messing around with it with his fork, not actually eating his food.

Luigi spoke in a loud, shaky voice. "Dedede, are you okay?! You're not eating your food! You normally chomp that stuff down and then demand seconds, thirds, AND fourths!"

Dedede sighed. "Don't worry about me Luigi... My appetite is just ruined because of Magolor..."

"W-Wait... Who the heck is Magolor...?" Luigi tilted his head in curiosity.

Dedede looked up at the ceiling, just spacing out. "You should have seen what he did to Kirby last night... He's just... He's just a Cadbury chocolate cream egg that expired almost four Easters ago."

Just then, E-123 Omega came barging in, riddling bullets rapidly and non-stop at every corner of the room while screaming. "EGGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

Olimar screamed as all his Pikmin were getting shot and killed. He cried. "WHY, DEDEDE?! WHY?!"

Dedede screamed. "WHAT DID I DO?!"

Then Shadow the Hedgehog came in and grabbed Dedede by the kimono collar and yelled angrily. "YOU FOOL! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THE "E" WORD AROUND OMEGA!"

"I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS NEARBY! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIX HIM?!" Dedede cried

Shadow huffed. "I know he has a strong affinity for cats. Where the HECK are we going to find one in this dump?" He said, emphasizing "heck" because he's so edgy.

Mario started running away to avoid death by Omega, going past Bowser. "So long, gay Bowser!"

Bowser then grabbed Mario's wrist and pulled him close. "No, Mario... If one of us is going to die, we must die together."

Mario screamed. "ARE YOU NUTS?!"

Bowser looked at Mario lustfully in the eyes. "No, Mario... I am gay Bowser..." He said as he began gently caressing Mario's face.

"B-Bowser..."

"Mario..."

They leaned in to kiss but then Magolor came in, shoving the two apart. "Ah, sounds like death in here." Magolor remarked wistfully.

Magolor watched as everyone was screaming in chaos, and then looked at Omega. What... What is this beautiful robot? Magolor wondered. He's so diabolic, all those weapons, that passionate attitude towards death... All Magolor could think of is how much he desired this beautiful, beautiful robot.

Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at Magolor. Shadow yelled and pointed "OMEGA, LOOK! A CAT!"

"...CAT...?" Omega turned around to see Magolor. "...CAT!" He concealed all his weapons and ran over to Magolor and grabbed him and hugged him.

Magolor screamed and tried to escape Omega's grasp. However, he calmed down and began purring once Omega began gently petting his head. "THERE THERE, SMALL FLUFFY CAT. E-123 OMEGA IS HERE. IT FILLS ME WITH GREAT JOY TO FINALLY PET A CAT. I HAVE BEEN EXPERIENCING SEVERE WITHDRAWAL."

Oh no, not only was he a perfect war machine, but he was...so...cute... Magolor just felt like he could melt.

So then, everyone continued eating their breakfast. However, Magolor could not eat breakfast due to Omega's demand of petting a cat. Not that Magolor had a problem with this. Was... Was this better than breakfast to Magolor?

Magolor spoke up. "O-Omega... You're so diabolical... Can you be my war robot? I just... I just love the way you shoot things." He said, clenching his fist.

Omega paused. "ANSWER: NO. HOWEVER, IF YOU WISH FOR THINGS TO BE OBLITERATED, JUST CALL ME." He said, winking and giving a thumbs up.

"Ah, I suppose that's just as good. Yes, I will call upon you if I need things to be obliterated."

Could this be the beginning of a beautiful friendship... Or something more...?