Chapter 2 : A plan and a warning
Lexus : Hello there! Welcome to chapter two of this fanfic.
Rainbow Dash : Is it about Rollins
Bray Wyatt : It appears to be about the man who had sold his soul to the devil so you are right heheh
Luke Harper : YEAHHHHHHHHHH
Rainbow Dash : What's up with Luke and the "YEAHHHHHH"?
Lexus : Chromosomal aberration affecting mental health
Rainbow Dash : What?
Lexus : Just give the disclaimer
Rainbow Dash : The characters depicted (those that aren't created by Lexus, of course) belong to their respective owners
Eric Rowan : Run!
Lexus : Is this guy serious?
Rollins could barely believe his eyes. It had been one heck of a few hours. First he was powerbombed through two tables on to the steel steps. Second he was rushed to the hospital which rarely happens. And third, now he's in a strange place where he's a white pegasus and everyone else are some magical creatures of some sort. Worst of all…they can talk.
For the first few minutes after he had reached his cabin, he was feeling a bit light-headed. He heard the faint voice of his doctor who was talking outside before he passed out, only to wake up as a pegasus. A FUCKING PEGASUS.
And now here he was, being carried to a barn in a place called Ponyville. He examined the surroundings and saw it no different than what a normal farm would look like back home. The only thing that was different (and what a big difference it was) was the two ponies that were beside him, one little pony standing behind the other which was carefully looking at his back. "Don't ya move too much, ya understand?", the bigger pony said as she saw Rollins trying to move.
"Is..is it too…bad?", he asked fearing that this new body might not be strong enough to deal with his injury.
"Nah..it seems okay from the outside", Applejack said. "IT'S FUCKING SPINE THAT HURTS!" Seth screamed internally.
"Mr Roar Rinse?", Applebloom said, "Does that cutie mark mean that you're a great flyer?"
"What?", Seth asked, before checking the bird tattoo on his side, "Damn as hell, I am. Why I am the best in the world! Ha ha"
"Really cool!", Applebloom exclaimed, "Could ya show me?"
"Now now, Applebloom", Applejack said before Seth could answer, "Roar Rinse is hurt, so ya shouldn't bother him, okay?"
"Okay"
"Should we get ya to a doctor?", Applejack suggested.
"Nope", Seth said, in a Dean Ambrose-esque style, "I'm staying put"
"Suit yourself", Applejack said as she turned to leave, "Do ya want anythin' to eat?"
"Do you have some cold beer and some cheese cake?", Seth quickly replied.
"Err…no, we have apple pie though"
"That'll do"
As the two ponies left, Seth thought about his situation and compared it to the real world. In the real world, he was hated upon by so many people for destroying the Shield, he had even received death threats. But here, he had a clean sheet. To the people..er..ponies here, he was just an injured pony with no real threat. Not even a bad word on him. He contemplated staying but quickly realized he had a job to do. He was to become the WWE Champion. With this sudden rejuvenation, he imagined himself on the top rope at the grandest stage of them all, Wrestlemania. The roaring sound of 80,000 plus fans in attendance, all chanting "Rollins!Rollins" as he curbstomped Brock Lesnar's head from the top turnbuckle. However, reality snapped right back in as he realized he had stepped on his own tail. "Fuck…oww" he screamed, clutching his new furry appendage. But before long, he was back to his old almost maniacal self. "Dean…Dean…Dean", he said to himself, "When I get my hands on you, you are so gonna fucking die", he said, remembering the times when he was almost able to cash in his Money in the Bank contract, only to be foiled by Dean Ambrose.
"Ah, sorry if I was a bit late", Applejack's said putting the pie next to Rollins, "Enjoy". "Ya know, Applejuice…..", Rollins said after he quickly finished the pie, much to Applejack's surprise. "Applejack", she corrected him.
"Whatever, ya know, I really like it here", he said grinning. "Thanks, we do whatever we can to please our guests", she said proudly.
"Anyway, my back's feeling better", he lied a bit, "I'm gonna stroll around a bit (and see how strong you ponies are)"
"Okay, I have some urgent matters to attend to myself so I'll see ya later", she said and left.
"Lets test these wings, shall we?", he thought and flew straight up, faster than he had expected, "These are awesome!", he shouted catching the attention of two pegasi. "Rookies" one of them said.
Quickly mastering his new wings, Rollins decided he should roam around, see if there might be threats for when he carries out his new plan. After all, an architect needs to be forward thinking. He then saw some ponies standing before a cyan unicorn. He quickly and rightly assumed that there was some altercation between them. He contemplated disrupting the fight but instead he decided to take a more formal approach. After quietly gliding behind the ponies who were surrounding the unicorn, he noticed that one of them was Applejack.
"Applejack?" he asked, "What's wrong? You got a problem?".
"Indeed, Roar Rinse", she replied angrily before turning to the unicorn, "This wicked witch caused our friend to be teleported to another place and she claims she can't bring her back".
"But it is true!", the unicorn said, "The Great and Powerful Trixie knows it was an accident"
"That is garbage!", a purple unicorn shouted, power building on her horn, "Tell the truth or else".
"Trixie really doesn't know", the unicorn replied, frightened.
"Lemme handle this" Seth offered.
"Whatever ya do, don't let her go until you're sure she's telling the truth", Applejack suggested.
Suddenly, Seth bolted towards her, grabbing her and flew sky high. With every increase in altitude, Trixie's fear grew, she had no power left to levitate as her powers were mysteriously drained by the same bolt that teleported Rainbow Dash away so she was afraid that Rollins might drop her.
"P..Please don't d..drop me" she pleaded as soon as Seth stopped
"Explain yourself" Seth looked straight into her eyes, "What did you do?"
"Trixie isn't sure either" she said, "Trixie c..casted a bolt a..and she j..just vanished"
"How can you be sure she is still alive?"
"T..Trixie can still f..feel her spirit"
"Where is she?"
"A place where h…harmony among all beings d..doesn't exist"
"Sounds like home", Seth smirked
"W..Wait" she said, using her last few magical powers to see Seth's world, "It is your home"
"What?", Seth said in surprise, slowly floating downwards.
"She must've been teleported near wherever you came from"
"So…" Seth said, his expression changing from that of surprised to angry, "You're the freaking reason I'm stuck in this shit hole" he shouted causing Trixie to tear up.
"T..Trixie is very sorry" she said, crying a bit.
Seth felt a bit of remorse for shouting at her but nonetheless, he now knew that if she could bring him here, she certainly could help him return.
"Fine..I accept your apology" Seth sighed, "Just stop crying"
Trixie quickly wiped her tears before being put on the ground softly. "Now, come on, you still have to explain yourself to the others", Seth said heading towards Applejack and the others, Trixie following a few paces behind. As she stared at the pegasus who was walking in from of him, she couldn't help but wonder what he was, he was definitely not originally from Equestria. Place where disharmony exists all around? It must be hard living there.
"Well?", Seth said looking at Trixie.
"Trixie accidentally sent your friend to Roar Rinse's home"
"Which is where?", the purple unicorn asked
"In another place…far far away from Equestria where disharmony reigns"
The ponies gasped in horror. "Trixie is very very sorry" she added.
"Don't speak", Rollins said as he saw the purple unicorn about to speak, "You all heard it, she's sorry. I've already forgiven her because I know it is really an accident. It was all due to being at the wrong place at the wrong time. Now, Trixie is free to go" he said, the cyan unicorn happily going away.
"Why did ye just let her get away?" Applejack asked.
"She needs to recharge her energy so she can send both me and your friend back to our own homes later"
"You mean like recreating the conditions", the purple unicorn said.
"Exactly"
"Umm..could you tell us who you are?", a yellow pegasus asked.
"I'm "Roar Rinse" and I am not from around here", he said with sincerity. A few minutes before he was thinking about overthrowing whoever is the big boss around and ruling these lands but now after knowing he had a way out, he wanted to get home as soon as possible.
"Well, I'm Twilight Sparkle" the purple unicorn said
"I'm Rarity" another unicorn said. This one had a feeling of regality according to Seth
"Umm..My name is Fluttershy" the pegasus said
"I'm Pinkie Pie, we should have a party for you" the pink pony bounced around him
"What about your lost friend?" Seth asked
"Her name's Rainbow Dash, she's a pegasus just like you" Applejack replied, "Do ya think she's alright? I mean it is your home right?"
"Absolutely", he exclaimed, though he was not sure whether if the government had gotten hold of her or not. If they found out, it definitely wouldn't be long before they hold their "tests" on her which he doubt anypony would survive.
Present time, at Roman's apartment
The two men and the pegasus were just discussing what would happen if someone from their world entered the land of Equestria. "I think they would be turned into ponies", Rainbow Dash said, "I heard it happened to someone named Ric Fire or something a long time ago".
"So, what if Rollins had entered your homeland?" Dean asked
"I heard my friend Twilight read once that if cross-dimensional travel was possible, there must be an exchange between both worlds", Rainbow Dash replied
"That's a possibility", Roman said, "Considering the fact that you and Rollins were near each other at the time of the exchange"
Dean's phone rang again. He checked and saw it was Joey again.
"Dean, we need to meet…in private so we can discuss the Rollins situation", Joey said before hanging up.
"What is it?", Roman asked Dean before he could reply
"Joey told me to meet him in private to discuss the disappearance of Rollins", he answered.
"Where?"
Dean then got a message the next moment. "At some restaurant on the other side of town", he replied.
"You better take her with you"
"What?", both human and pegasus said in unison.
"Will it be d..dangerous?", Rainbow Dash asked, failing to mask the fear in her voice.
"With me around, you've got nothin' to worry 'bout", Dean said, Rainbow Dash giving a sigh of relief.
"Take her so Joey can believe our theory of how Rollins disappeared", Roman said
"Okay", Dean said before leaving with Rainbow Dash.
A minute later, they reached Dean's car. Dean then took a large bag from the trunk and put in the backseat of the car. "What's the matter?", he asked the pegasus when he saw that she had stared open-mouthed at his car, "Oh, you wanna know what this is? Well, this is a car; we use it go from place to place". "What was that bag for?" she asked. "It'll come in handy later", he said.
Dean got in the driver's seat and opened the passenger seat door for Rainbow Dash, who hesitated a bit before getting in. "Oh and by the way, stay still, alright?", Dean ordered, "Or else we'll grab too much unwanted attention".
"Don't you have unicorns or pegasi around here?"
"Nope. You're the only one"
Rainbow Dash felt a bit of pride at that answer. It was the first time she had been sure that she was truly one of a kind. Suddenly, she heard a large roar in front of her which made her jump up, startled. "Relax", Dean said, looking at the scared pegasus, "It's only the car, it won't harm ya".
The car then started moving forward with Rainbow Dash clutching her seat tightly as if fearing something bad might happen. However, after a few seconds, she released her death grip on her seat, calming a bit. She then looked outside and saw a very beautiful sight. Twisting and flashing lights of all colours of the rainbow were on the buildings they passed, some having box shaped images of different things showing on them. She then looked at the side of the roads, there were too many humans to count, each wearing different kind of clothes. She wondered if they were having some special celebration as none of them were naked. "Rarity would make a fortune here" she thought.
While she got lost in the sights, Dean couldn't help but glance at the blue pegasus enjoying the "scenery". For once, she did not seem startled or insecure by her surroundings. She looked calm. "Hey", Dean said, "Look at the front, you'll spook 'em out if you keep looking out of the window". "Oh", she said while looking at Ambrose, "Are your species panicky?"
"Yep, absolutely", he replied, "People are dangerous, panicky people, its best not to do anything that'll make them panic"
"Let's take a shortcut here", he said, driving through a dark alley, only lit by dim street lights.
"Its r..really dark here, isn't it?", she asked, looking around like a monster will jump right at them.
"Who the hell are those guys?", he said to himself when he saw three men standing in their path, effectively blocking the road.
"Are they b..bad?", she said.
"Just stay put and don't move no matter what", he commanded as he left the vehicle.
"Nice little pony doll you got there, Mr Rainbow", a thug wearing a red and yellow striped t-shirt said.
"Thanks, Ronald McDonald", Dean shot back.
"Ronald? I'll have you that know my name is Dick!", the thug shouted,
"Sure, big Dick", Dean smirked, "Just get you and your two kids outta the way and we'll have no problem"
"That's what you want?", Dick asked, "Sorry, but you just got a problem", he said before landing a punch on the side of Dean's head, causing him to back a few steps. Rainbow Dash covered her mouth with her hand in shock but slowly put them back down as she did not want to disobey Dean.
"Ouch", Dean said in a low insincere tone before jumping forward and landing blow after blow to Dick, making him fall flat on his back.
"Get him..off…me", Dick said between blows before the other two guys grabbed Dean and pushed him off their friend.
Lexus : Did you see what I did at that last sentence? It wasn't intentional lol
Dean then suddenly rushed towards one of the thugs who had bent down to pull Dick up. The next moment, Dean kneed the thug on his head, instantly knocking him out. The other thug, noticing the situation, quickly put on a pair of brass knuckles and proceeded to punch Dean in the gut . Dean spat out some blood after the brief assault before looking at a very very terrified Rainbow Dash. She had never seen such a merciless beating in her entire life. Dean winked at her and then suddenly, jumped the offending thug from behind, pulled him away from Dick and smashed his head through pane of glass that was nearby. Rainbow Dash couldn't help but gasp and flinch at that. Dick noticed her and tried to walk towards her, but he was soon knocked out after being slammed on the front of the car.
"Think twice before you cross me, McDick", he said before getting back in the car, wiping the a half-dried trail of blood on the side of his mouth, ignoring the shocked pegasus who was sitting next to him.
Dean then started the car and continued driving; silence reigned for a few minutes. "Is there something you wanna say?", he asked, "Look, our world's not sparkling clean, alright? You gotta deal with things like that in that way every now and then. You either step up or get stepped on", he added when he saw that she was speechless.
"B..but the way you attacked then, it was so…so brutal and m..merciless" she said. Dean looked into her eyes and knew that because of what had happened, he was a monster in her eyes. "Sorry you had to see that, at least now you know what I am and what I do"
Before long the duo reached their destination, Dean got out first and opened the door for her. "Get inside this bag" he said.
"For what?"
"There are people inside the restaurant and like I said before, people are panicky and dangerous"
Rainbow Dash slowly inched her way inside the bag, which was surprisingly comfortable. Dean then zipped the bag leaving a small space through which she could see.
"Hey, get over here", Joey signaled to the greaser, "What've you got over there?".
"Nuthin', just some damn evidence to show that whatever happened to Rollins was an accident".
Peeping through the hole, Rainbow Dash was able to make out who this "Joey" was. He was a strange human; he had no fur on him at all and wore what appeared to be a suit.
"Look, I wanted you to come here because I heard the boss tell Kane to give you and Roman a visit tomorrow night"
"Like he'll find any scum named Rollins"
"Can I trust you?"
"Can you?"
"Be serious for a minute! If you didn't kidnap Rollins then who did?"
"Would you believe me if I said Rollins is in another dimension where unicorns and happily ever afters exist and a talking blue pegasus showed up in front of me and Roman in place of him?"
Joey laughed mockingly
"Is everything a joke to you?", Joey asked, angered
"Well, see if this is a joke", Dean answered unzipping the bag, revealing Rainbow Dash who nervously grinned at Joey, "Hi", she said.
Joey stared at her for a few seconds before finally speaking, "This is a robot, isn't it?", he said.
"Touch her, you'll see"
Joey then slowly stroked her wing before placing his hand on her side for three seconds, "This…this is remarkable", he said, "A real, live pegasus that can talk. We should probably bring it back to Vince"
"Joey, we can't do that, we need her to get Seth back"
"Yes, sir. The same exchange must be made if some sort of accidental cross-dimensional exchange is made", she said.
"Well, I suppose I can't argue with that", Joey finally gave in, "I'll leave then, remember, Kane's coming tomorrow, be ready"
"Wait, what are you gonna tell them?"
"I'll just think of an excuse, just get Rollins back ASAP"
"Sure"
The bald man then left the duo quietly. "Who is this Kane Joey spoke of?", Rainbow Dash asked.
"Don't worry, he can't beat me"
"Does anyone here know magic?"
"Not that I know of. Wait, maybe the Wyatts may know. We'll question them tomorrow. Lets head back now, it's almost 1 am"
"Okay"
Lexus : Fin
Rainbow Dash : What?
Bray Wyatt : The author means to say the chapter is done, my little sister
Rainbow Dash : I am not your sister, do you understand?
Luke Harper : YEAHHHHH!
Lexus : Next chapter will feature you misfits
Eric Rowan : Run!
Lexus : For some odd reason, that was an appropriate gesture, Eric
Eric Rowan : What?
Lexus : Never Mind
