Hasbro owns all Transformer I've check and in no way do I own the Autobots or Decepticons. Peter Cullen and Frank Welker own their self's. In no way shape or form have I met these men or have I ever been affiliated with them. The same goes for the Tenderloins Salvatore Volcano, Brian Quinn or Q, James Murray, and Joe Gatto the Impractical Jokers. Which u can see on TruTv? I also don't own Batman or anything else you recognized. Oh I only own those one characters that nobody knows. Please don't sue I'm broke as hell. Well now that the Disclaimer is over, the same thing I said before my spelling sucks and I'm not good in grammar. Read it if u want.

CHAPTER 2

"Ouch well that could have been much better."

"Frank I don't think that was part of the plan.

"No Peter, it wasn't"

"Well do you know where we are?"

"I don't know Peter, I don't know" After their small conversation they heard two other voices coming from somewhere close by. Walking to investigate where the voices were coming from they come across Q and Soleil. Q seems to have gotten off easier while the girl seems to have landed on her twisted foot. Getting a closer look they see Brian helping her out.

"Are u okay miss" Q questions the girl

"Yeah I'm fine" "That doesn't look fine at all young lady" While talking she takes off her costume Her helmet comes off showing a radiant brown color hair, hiding behind her hair are two vibrant green eyes a small nose and a frown on her face. . "Look Mr.…" She doesn't finish her rant. Turning around she's surprise that Frank is checking to make sure she's ok. All of what she's about to say goes into the air instead; quietness takes place. "Shocked her to silence huh Frank" "Eh what can I say I do that with all the ladies. "OMG… OMG… OMG… YOU'RE YOU…. IT CAN'T BUT…" A high pitch screams leaves the teen's voice. "Oh I'm so going deaf" mumbles Q. "YOU'RE FRANK WELKER AND THAT'S PETER CULLEN IM ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST FANS. IT IS SUCH AN HONOR TO MEET YOU EVER SINCE I WAS LITTLE." Frank being the fun guy that he is let the girl have her moment. Peter walks over to Brian and makes sure he's okay. "Shouldn't we stop her, make sure she doesn't hurt her ankle?" ask Q "At this moment I think she forgot all about her foot .Let her have her moment Brian, she will get tired eventually." Sadly it lasted longer than both men wanted it. Frank on the other hand seems to be enjoying the attention.

"Ah Frank!?... Miss …" "Oh sorry Soleil" shaking his hand she greets Peter but anyone can tell that she still wants to talk to Frank. "I'm Brian if anyone cares YOU KNOW FROM IMPRACTICAL JOKERS." Let it go Q for now she won't listen not while she has "Megatron" at her side. Peter air quotes the word Megatron and they start walking. A few steps behind them is Frank helping Soleil walk with a twisted ankle.

In an alley way two cats are fighting for the left over Salmon someone throughout. Each cat is hoping to undo the other for a meal, meowing and scratching. Sadly neither cat gets the Salmon instead what was once a quiet brawl between cats is now a landing area for five individuals. All of the men fall together in a clumped.

"SAL GET YOUR FOOT OFF MY STOMACHE!"

"JOE THAT'S NOT MY FOOT"

"THEN WHOSE IS IT?"

"It's mine" a voice moans. Both Sal and Joe look at the owner of the foot.

"Hey you're that kid that recognized Q"

"Yeah my name is Logan" At the mentioned of his brother's name Liam tries to get up. Trying with all his might Liam is not able to carry the 700ib pounds on his back.

"Yo dude whoever u guys are get the Fuck off me"

"Well aren't you nice" Murr says

"Not now James, can't you see the mess were in." says Joe

"Wait, who is on top?" ask Logan

"That would be me" Everybody that can; turns to the owner of the voice.

"SAL GET OFF" Murr and Joe scream. Sal huffs trying to get up

"I Can't"

"SAL YOU BETTER GET UP THIS INSTANT OR ELSE"

"JOE GETTING UP IS GOING TO BE A LOT HARDER" Sal says.

"Hey guys?"

"What is it kid?"

"What's that coming toward us?"

"Oh it's a group cats" At the mention of the word cat Sal gets up so fast that he topples over a trash can that is on the ground.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH DONT LET THEM ANYWHERE NEAR ME" screams a terrified Sal

"YO dude don't you think that you should calm down? Their cats" questions Liam.

"Kid don't bother with Sal, he's been afraid of them ever since I known him." Say's Murr. The ferret looking joker starts removing himself from the dog pile, without a body on him Logan starts to get up himself.

"Hey Murr a little help here" taking Joe's hand Murr helps him up. It takes a while, but with the help of Logan the guys pull off the body that was squishing Liam. Feeling no one on his back Liam gets up, sadly he gets a dizzy spell falling back to his knees. Logan seeing his brother injured tends to him.

"HEY SAL WHERE ARE YOU?" asks Joe

"I'M NOT GOING OUT UNTIL THEIR GONE." Screams an annoyed Sal

"SHOO SHOO GO AWAY SCRAM YOU FELIONS" screams Joe trying to be scary.

"Their gone Sal now come on out." Murr responds. Coming out from a hidden shadow the last Joker joins everyone.

"Hey Logan aren't these the guys from that show you always watch?"

"The Impractical Jokers yeah that's them." Pointing to each joker Logan starts introducing them to his brother.

"Sal Vulcano, James Murray, and Joe Gatto."

"Not that were not here or anything, but why are you introducing us, we can introduce ourselves and why did you introduce me last?" Joe ask

"Joe now's not the time to argue, we have to scram before more pussies come" Sal replies.

"In case you're wondering I'm Logan and that's Liam and yes I'm a fan but not a big fan I only watch the show on Saturdays where they play reruns, anyway what were you doing at the bot con?"

"WE were taping for a new episode. Peter Cullen and Frank Welker were in on the joke that was supposed to punish Q, but as you can see things went bad." Murr explained.

"May we start moving; I don't want to stay in this alley way with all these cats around"

"Keep your panties on Sal were moving" Yelled Joe, next to him is Murr along with their two guest.

"So that wormhole wasn't part of your cameras?" Liam stated out loud

"Are you kidding I wish we invented that technology" Murr spoke up.

"HURRY UP"

"We better start walking" with that the rest start walking to keep up with Sal.

10 blocks away from the five is the group we left earlier. Mr. Welker who was happy to have a fan close by is now wearing a small frown. Soleil has yet to stop talking thought she did take a small break to take off her costume leaving it behind a giant dumpester to reveal a Pikachu shirt with skinny jeans . In front of him are Brian and Peter. Brian seems to want to take pity on the poor fellow knowing how some fans can be crazy. Peter on the other hand seems to have a smirk on his face.

"So there was this one time where me and my friend were arguing over…."

"Soleil"

"Yes Mr. Welker?"

"Doesn't your ankle hurt?

"A bit but, not enough to stop me from talking"

"You don't say, hey listen I bet Brian WOULD LOVE to hear this story why don't you go explain it to him."

"Why, he's probably never seen all of generation one transformers" up ahead the two men in front stay quite to overhear the conversation.

"You know Peter I am feeling a lot less guilty of helping out an injured person "As much fun as this is Q, one of us has to go over there and distract her before Frank suffers from a migraine."

"Well be my guest." Brian places out his hand inviting him over to where Frank is.

"I would, but she isn't exactly an Autobot fan."

"She's not a joker's fan either."

"Brian you should go"

"Why the fuck should I go?"

"Because I'm older"

"So"

"So, didn't your parents ever teach you to respect your elders?"

"Yeah, respects not listen"

"Hey why don't you go? While you're at it do another transformer voice?"

"To be treated how Frank is, no thank you"

"Well we could always Ro Sham Bow it"

"Ro sham Bow?"

"You know, Rock paper Scissors"

"I don't see why not"

"Fine on the count of three" as these two guys began to make their move. Brian hollers out "Soleil Peter was just telling me how they're going to remake the old Cartoon without some of the original Characters."

"Huh, no I wasn't….." Mr. Cullen never finishes his sentence instead he's surprise how fast she can walk on her damage ankle. Brian giggles at Peter misfortune and checks up on Frank.

"Thank you Brian I don't think she would have ever left me alone."

"Hey no problems, in fact thank "Optimus" for this idea. Anyway there hasn't been a street sign or anything to show where we are.

"No, I agree I haven't been paying attention to much."

"I'm surprise were not recognized."

"YEAH that's true, anyway Brian I'm going to ask someone for directions"

"I'll be back"

"Oh no you're not I'm going with you." Brian starts jogging to catch up with Frank. Frank doesn't walk very far so it's easy for Q to catch up. Crossing the street they see a man close to his early 40's he's wearing plain jeans and a tan button up shirt.

"Excuse me sir do you know where we are?"

"Yeah you're in Autobot city"

"Excuse me, Where?"

"Autobot city, Metroplex"

"That what I thought u said" a confused Frank said.

"I know what you mean first were the only living species and now giant robots from outer space. It doesn't get any better than that. I mean sure some people don't like the Autobots but, once they save your life your, thanking whatever deity you believe in. Anyway I work close with them I'll introduce you. "

"Sure uh let me…. I mean us go grab our friends and…. Well find us… I mean you."

"Let's go Brain"

"Great I'll wait here" the stranger replies.

Q and Frank walk faster to where there they left they're friends. The guys make it in a minute to Soleil and Peter.

"Peter I have to talk…" Frank doesn't finish his sentence. A rumble shakes under their feet. Most people would try to run away from the danger and that's what Peter and the gang runs toward a hiding spot they don't find one instead they get a surprise around the corner. Not believing their eyes they witness a battle of the century Jazz Vs Starscream.

"Joe where are we?"

"…"

"Joe where are we?"

"….."

"Joe where are we?"

"…"

"Joe where are we?"

"….."

"Joe where are we?"

"Logan if he didn't answer the first Ten times what makes you thinks he'll answer the other times you ask" Questioned an annoyed Liam.

"Liam let Logan have his fun."

"Yeah Liam this is good stuff Joe, usually doesn't get to mad that often and when he does his face turns beet red and it makes great entertainment." They had left the alley already and were making their way down the street. The other Jokers Sal and Murr were having a blast encouraging Logan to keep up with his shenanigans.

"You guys are his friends. How you cannot stop him?"

"Easy it's for all the time Joe slapped me with the dark glasses on. A grin could be seen on Sal's face.

"What about you"

"Sorry Sal, my revenge is way better."

"Oh yeah Murray how is yours better?"

"When he made all three of us get tattoos." Tears were falling off Volcanoes eyes from hearing that.

"Word"

"Word"

"I'm glad you guys are enjoying yourself, but LOGAN PLEASE STOP ASKING." Joe asked running out of patience.

"Don't worry about that Logan he just hasn't eaten yet."

"Joe where are we?"

"AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGG" Joe starts throwing his arms all over the place. He's even stared to turn purple. This makes Sal do his famous falling on his friends. Liam gives a small smile but the smile leaves as he hears a rumble on the street.

"Can anybody here that noise?" Taking breaths to calm his laughs Sal starts to get up from his fall. Joe not hearing anymore laughter from his friends turns over to check on Sal and Murr. Sal is standing up by now. Murr is trying to hear where the rumble is coming from. Logan turns to stare over at Liam, he starts walking over to his brother.

"What is that?" Ask Sal

"I don't know Sal but, that sounds more like an Earthquake." Liam answered

"Shouldn't we stand away from windows?" said Murr

"I don't know about you guys but I'm going to find somewhere safe to avoid this quake." Joe left his friends there.

"Did he just Fucking leave us?" questioned Murr

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm following Joe" Sal ran off after Joe the brothers didn't say a word to Murr they just ran after Sal.

"Hey wait for me" Yells Murr.

As Joe is trying to get away from the rumble, buildings after buildings fall around them getting them closer to the fight hey have been running away from. The guys have run close to 15 minutes. Looking for shelter is no easy task as there trying to avoid glass and trees. Sal thinking he found a safe place to hide tries to call his friends over. Before he can an unknown voice calls out.

"Hey man don't go in there" Sal ignores the remark of the unknown voice and goes in. As he's about to step in a giant hand covers him up.

"LET GO, OPEN UP I NEED TO BREATH I NEED AIR."

"Whoa calm down little man I'm just try'in to keep you safe." The unknown servo dropped Sal close by the street.

"Hey who do you think …" the sentence breaks off when Sal sees whose holding him. A stranger runs up to check on him. Surprisingly Sal's friends were able to keep up with Sal's kidnapper.

"Sal are you okay?" No answer is given

"Sal come on answer me"

"Uh Joe turn around."

"What why?" Liam doesn't wait for Joe to ask more questions instead he turns Joe around.

"OH MY GOD" Everybody has wide eyes with mouths hanging open. None have the ability to speak it's not until another voice breaks them out of their silence.

"Just what do you think you're doing? Get out of the way don't you see the danger you're in. Come on I have to find those other people that went to check on their friends." The stranger said. The group is still frozen.

"Well what are you waiting for an invitation?" It's not until a car gets thrown their way that the guys scram.

"Come on I have to find that other group"

"That was…. He … it .. but that's….. no.."

"Murr you're not making any sense. Speak in complete sentences"

"HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SO CALM JOE"

"Considering we were about to get crushed by a car I'm happy to be alive. How is Sal doing?" Murr runs over to check on Sal he has not been able to speak since the incident.

"Sal buddy you okay? Come on man speak to me your freaking me out."

"Joe he's not listening just walking like a zombie."

"Is your friend okay?" ask the stranger

"He'll be fine I just need a cat" says Liam

"Now you're learning" Logan replies with a smirk.

"Joe help me find a cat" Liam says

"Liam this is no time to be joking around."

"Considering he's walking in a coma with his eyes open we need something to snap him out of it"

"Why a cat?" the stranger ask

"He's afraid of them" says Logan; a confused look is on the stranger face.

"We aren't going to find any cats here" says the stranger. A giant growl can be heard from somewhere nearby.

"Did any of you hear that?" the growl starts to get louder.

"What is that?" Questions Joe.

"Oh I know what it is and all of us better start running" the stranger says

"Why" Ask Logan

"You're wish has been granted" pointing to a corner is a black metallic cat. It looks like it's about to pounce on its prey.

"Hey Sal; RUN!"

"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!" Sal doesn't' wait for his friends or anybody, he just runs across the street missing the people they came to rescue.

"Hey was that Sal?" asked Frank

"HEY SAAAAAAAALLLLLLL"Q screams concerned. Sal doesn't turn around.

"Let's go after him" rolling his eyes Q follows.

"THIS CAN'T BE REAL, THIS CAN'T BE REAL, THIS CANT BE REAL," Sal has that mantra going through his head. It's not until he notices that he's running on his own that he stops. A few miles behind is Q with his group, behind them is Sal's original group.

It takes 15 minutes for everyone to catch up to Sal. Panting and heaving everyone catches up. They are taking refuge behind JAZZ a few miles away from the fight.

"Q YOU'RE ALIVE!" Sal exclaimed.

"Iv' been alive you asshole"

"SOLIEL!" the brothers shout.

"Guys you won't believe who I just saw?"

"We know" Logan responds with a frown."

"Great we're all here, Can we leave?" asked a huffing and puffing Joe.

"These were the friends you were looking for." Ask the nameless person.

"Yes thank you" says a humble Frank replies.

"No problem by the way my name is Sparkplug" Frank blinks his eyes.

"Frank Welker" he introduces himself.

"Now if you're done reuniting let's get you people somewhere safe."

While the humans are talking; Jazz is fighting Starscream. Jazz being the more agile is able to move out of Starscreams punches. With his peripheral vision Jazz sees a human about to get squashed. "Hey man don't go in there" the human ignores his warning. Jazz knows that humans don't like to be manhandled. Ignoring his processor he picks up the human. The human is screaming trying to get free. Starscream sees that Jazz is occupied thinking that he could get an advantage he throws a punch. Seeing the punch Jazz dropped the human near the street. He ducks the punch and kicks screamers in the stomach. Being in the fight he doesn't notice Ravage creeping closer to a group of humans. As Jazz continues fighting he hears a loud yell. He doesn't bother to see who it is. Jazz seems to be winning the fight. With a final punch to his face starscream is down.

"Please Autobot have mercy" a raspy voice begs.

"Ah screamer don't do this I ain't going to kill, you're going to the brig"

"The brig really; Autobot thanks but, no thanks" Starscreams stands up he has a small hole on his hip. He has Energon leaking from the wound. They both know that there is no way Screamer is getting out of this alive. On one knee he pulls out a blaster from his subspace. Holding the blaster up he shoots a building under the building is a family a young family barely starting their life. Jazz doesn't wait or anything he tackles the building to save the family. In saving the family he leaves everyone open. Starscream optics goes over to group talking. Knowing that he only has one chance he takes it. Taking a running leap he grabs four humans. With the humans in hands he transforms all the humans a squished in screamers cock pit. Now having hostages he makes his run.

"SAL, Murr, LOGAN, PETER." Everyone screams out. Jazz who has come back from helping out ask

"What happened Sparkplug?"

"IT's Starscream he's getting away"

"Oh well that's simple" Taking a gun out of his own subspace he shoots.

"Jazz noooooooo" Everyone holds onto his leg."

"Hey man what have y'all holden me for?"

"Jazz you can't shoot starscream, he took some hostages"

"No wonder y'all group is small." Jazz was surprise that he scratches his chin.

"Well I'm going to call Prime"

"Hey Jazz where are the others"

"They stayed at the Ark since I was just passing by"

"Why"

"Just checking around, you know a mech gets board on the Ark so I took a drive"

"Why didn't you call for help?" Sparkplug ask

"It was just screama! The Jazz man can handle it, now if you'll excuse me I has to make a call" Leaving the humans Jazz connects to his Com link.

"Jazz to Autobot base, come in do you copy over."

"Autobot base this is hound over"

"Hound where is Red Alert"

"The twins played a Prank on him so now Ratchet is fixing him"

"OH I see and where is Prowler"

"Looking for the twins"

"Oh well, okay can u send one of the bots over"

"Why?"

"Con here attacking the city"

"JAZZ WHY DIDN'T U CALL"

"Calm down Hound it was just Starscream"

"Fine I'm on my way"

"Wait if you're comin, then who is watching security?"

"I'll tell Inferno he owns me a favor"

"Ok over and out"

"Sparkplug Hound is on his way"

"Thanks Jazz I'll check on these people"

"Hey no problem I'll wait for Hound" With that Sparkplug checks on the group that he helped.

"Well guys, good news. Jazz just called for help he's sending one of the Autobots over. Once were at the Ark you can tell Optimus and well save your friends?"

"GOOD NEW GOOD NEWS THAT ROBOT JUST FUCKING TOOK TWO OF MY FUCKING BEST FRIENDS AND WERE WAITING FOR ANOTHER ROBOT TO HELP US OUT HOW IS THAT GOOD NEWS?" Joe calm down Q yells out.

"OH I'M SORRY I CANT SHOW CONCERNED OVER MY FRIENDS"

"JOE CALM THE FUCKING ASS DOWN THEIR MY BEST FRIENDS AS WELL" Brian responds

"FROM HOW YOU'RE REACTING YOURE NOT SHOWING IT"

"OH THAT'S IT"

"BRING IT ON"

"THAT'S ENOUGH BOTH OF YOU. YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES THAT LOST SOMEBODY JUST LOOK AT THE KIDS" Frank stands in their way so no punches can reach the other. They turn over to Liam and Soleil. Soleil is hiding behind Liam. Liam has his hand down each hand is a fist as if ready to fight.

"Now look I know you both lost your friends but I did to Peter was a good friend of mine and I'm sure these two kids lost their friend."

"Brother" Soleil says

"Brother, but you guys have to calm down" Frank reasons, Q and Joe each take a breath letting it out of their system. Joe walks over to the teens.

"How are you guys so calm?"Joe ask

"Liam narrows his eyes." It's not until his sister hand touches his shoulder that he slowly calms down.

"Were in the transformers world that means Optimus will save the day he always does."

"How can you believe it kid?" Joe responds.

"Just because I'm a decepticon fangirl doesn't mean I don't like the Autobots everyone knows that Prime will willingly help out any person he can and the only reason I wore Megatron is because this costume was easier to make my other costume isn't finish yet."

"Megatron outfit?" sparkplug questions

"I'll explain later" says Frank.

"If you'll are done we have to go." Jazz says. Everybody looks over at Jazz. He has transformed to his Porsche form there next to Jazz is a green jeep. Both cars have their doors open waiting for somebody to get in.

"This here is Hound now split up and let's go. Q, frank, and Liam go with Hound leaving Joe, Sparkplug, and Soleil with Jazz. Sparkplug gently helps an injured Soleil.