Season 1 Episode 2

Laser Light Cannon

Ellie and James ran towards the counter of Beach Citywalk Fries.

"Hey Fryman, give me the bits!" Ellie called.

"Ellie! We're closed." He said as he flipped the sign.

"Aww, what?" Ellie said, disappointedly resting her head in her arms on the counter.

"Give er' the fucking bits!" James said, hitting the table.

"The bits, the bits…" James chanted over and over, hitting the counter. Ellie soon joined in.

"The BITS! The BITS! THE BITS!" They chanted, banging on the counter.

"Okay, okay! Take it easy on the counter, will ya?"

"Yes!" James and Ellie high-fived each other.

"I can give you actual fries if you want."

"Just the bits, please," Ellie said, taking the bag.

"Thanks." Ellie walked away with James.

"Ah, sunset, my favorite time of day. When the sun goes down, and the second sun gets bigger and bigger in the sky." James burst out laughing.

"Yeah, that big fucking second su—" James gasped, noticing the large second sun in question.

"Oh no, what the fuck is THAT doing here?"

"What is it?" James picked her up and ran.

"Ah, my bits!" Ellie dropped her bits. At the beach, Mark and Cry were staring at 'the second sun', Mark through a telescope.

"This is so bad." Cry said.

"Look at the SIZE of it, I had no idea these things were SO BIG!"

"That's what she said."

"Cry! Mark!" They turned to find James running while carrying Ellie.

"We saw. Some of us are trying to protect humanity. Where the hell were you?" Cry said. James put down Ellie

"...Eating fry bits." Cry sighed while Mark facepalmed.

"Oh, can I see?" Ellie said as she peered through the telescope.

"Woah. It's a giant eyeball! Awesome!"

"NOT awesome! It's a Red Eye!" Cry said.

"A Red Eye?! It's going to infect us all!" Ellie cried.

"I'm sure you're thinking of pink eye, Ellie," Mark said as James laughed.

"It's going to crash into Beach City and crush us, along with a bunch of oblivious innocent people! We have to stop it." Cry said, a bit stressed.

"What are we going to do?" Ellie questioned.

"The only thing powerful enough to destroy it is a Light Cannon that belonged to PewDiePie," Mark said, adjusting his glasses.

"My dad?"

"If that Swedish dick were here, this would be so easy," James said.

"I know, but he's not, and the cannon is missing. We'll have to find another solution." Cry said.

"If it belonged to my dad, I bet my mom knows where it is. She can help us save the day! Huh? Eh?"

"Marzia is... nice, Ellie, but I doubt Felix would entrust someone like her with such a powerful weapon." Cry sugarcoated.

"Your mom has kind of become a fucking mess, Ellie," James said, putting a hand on Ellie's shoulder.

"NOVA!" Cry yelled.

"I'm just sayin', even if he did leave it with her, she probably broke it, or lost it, or dropped it in the ocean by now."

"Maybe." Mark agreed.

"No way, I'm sure she's just keeping it somewhere safe. I'll go ask her."

"We can handle this, Ellie," Mark said, looking to Nova.

"Ready?" Mark picked up James and threw him at super force at the Red Eye... to have no effect. James just bounced off and fell into the ocean.

"Uh, I'm gonna go," Ellie said.

"...Okay, good luck." Cry said half-heartedly.

Ellie banged on van doors of a van that sat behind a boutique.

"Mom, it's me! Mom, are you in there?" She barged the door, but it didn't work.

"Wake up! We have to save... the-WORLD!" She climbed on the van.

"Mom!" Ellie tripped and fell on her face, setting off the car alarm. At this, a woman with brown eyes and brownish blonde hair came out, holding a waffle iron. Her hair was a bit messy and long and she was tanned.

"Who's there? I have a waffle iron!" She said in a slight Italian accent.

"Mom, it's me!" She squinted.

"Ellie?" They hugged.

"I thought you were trying to steal something! What are you doing up so late?"

"What do you mean? The sun just went down an hour ago." Marzia blushed.

"Oh, heh. It was a... slow day at the boutique. Anyway, what's going on? Just needed to see your mom, talk about girl stuff, learn some lessons about life?" Ellie blushed in embarrassment.

"No! I need the light cannon that belonged to Dad, to blow up that eyeball!"

"'Eyeball'?" Ellie pointed.

"That!" Marzia looked and found James flying towards the Red Eye but, falls, again.

"Wait, is that a magical thing? The Gems told me not to get involved with magic stuff. It, it could be dangerous or interfere with what's left of my sanity." She said, rubbing her forehead.

"But they need Dad's cannon. You've gotta know where it is, like a cave dungeon or a cloud fortress, or in a clam at the bottom of the ocean!"

"Well, I don't know about all that. But I have an idea where it might be."

Marzia and Ellie stood in front of 'U-Stor', a storage facility.

"A magical storage unit!" Ellie yelled. Marzia giggled.

"Not exactly. But some would say there's magic inside." She winked at Ellie, who looked at her cluelessly.

"It's just a shed I use to keep things that don't fit in the van. If it's anywhere, it'll be in here." Marzia opened the door, revealing a shed filled to the brim with boxes and clutter.

"If I'm going in there, I'm gonna need some gear," Ellie said before tying a flashlight to her head with sock and electric cord wrapped around her waist. She gulped.

"Here I go."

"Good luck!" Marzia said. Ellie crawled into the stuffy shed.

"Woah, cool! It's like a mom museum." Ellie went deeper and saw a figure.

"There it is!" She pulled down a bag of golf clubs.

"Do you golf?"

"Eh, no, but we bought them because of a video we were going to do... eventually." Ellie noticed a cannon shaped object.

"Hmm, yes!" She moved the junk on top of it.

"...A drum." She rummaged around.

"No, no…" She gasped.

"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh! Is this—" She pulled the trigger and a balloon that was in the gun popped, scaring her. She shrieked.

"Ellie?! Are you okay?!" Marzia called.

"F-Fine… Just popped a balloon…"

"Russian Roulette?"

"Yeah…" She noticed a box full of books with a CD on top of it.

"Hey, there's a bunch of copies of Dad's old book! This Book Loves You!" Ellie picked up a book and a CD and stored it in her pocket.

"Huh. Oh, I couldn't give those things away. You know, before your father… left, when he was a famous YouTuber, we traveled the whole world." Ellie giggled.

"I know, Mom."

"When I found a video that my friend sent me, it was—"

"An ALLIGATOR!"

"No, it was your father."

"Hahaha, I know."

"And we were always together after that. Until he gave up his physical form to bring you life. I don't know what a magic man like him ever saw in a plain old woman like me." Ellie accidentally stepped on a photo frame of Felix and Marzia and broke it. She gasped.

"Uh, Mom, I broke a photo."

"It's okay, honey. Remember what your father used to say, 'Don't be a salad, be the best broccoli you can ever be!'" Something began to glow within the mess. Ellie noticed it.

"Huh?" She gasped at what she found.

"The light cannon!" Outside, Marzia was looking at the Red Eye.

"Oh boy, that thing's giving me the spooks and I am a horror fan." She rubbed her left arm with her right.

"Mom, I found it!"

"Really?" Ellie tied a cord around the cannon.

"Get the van!" Mariza drove the van and everything got pulled out, the cannon in the back.

"This thing could save the city, we've gotta get it to the beach!" Ellie called.

"How? It's too big for the van." A wagon rolled by.

As Ellie and Marzia drove, the wagon's bottom had broken and the Laser Light Cannon was dragging along.

"Is it gonna be okay?" Marzia just shrugged nervously.

"Don't be a salad—" Ellie burst in.

"Be the best broccoli you can ever be!" Marzia's eyes moved to the enlarged Red Eye.

"That thing's getting huge, it's freaking me out."

"Can't the van go any faster?"

"This is faster." Marzia worried.

"Don't worry. Come on, let's put on your CD of Dad's songs." Marzia looked forward.

"Really? You've heard it all already." Ellie giggled.

"But, I love it!" She inserted the disc. "I'm a Pretty Girl" came on and started to play and Ellie started to sing along.

"Feels weird to be on this side of the friend zone
Just know that it's nothing personal (nothing personal)
I never stood out too much, 'til I had that voice in my dream
Got new shoes, got new shoes, yes, it's true, yes, it's true

I'm a pretty girl
Pretty, pretty, pretty girl
Oh look it's a little little squirrel
I'm naked in space
Just know that I love you anyway, anyway
I'm a pretty girl
Pretty, pretty, pretty girl
You get one chance to save the world, save the world
Oh look, I'm a pretty, pretty, pretty girl
Oh look, I'm a pretty, pretty, pretty girl" The song continued to play in the background as they drove to the beach. On the shore washed up James.

"Throw me again, I think I'm cracking that shit!" He noticed Marzia and Ellie.

"Is that...?"

"Hey, guys!" Ellie called before Cry gasped.

"She really had it!" James jumped in front of Cry and Mark

"We're fucking SAVED!" The Red Eye's gravity began to pull everything towards it, causing rumbling and destruction.

"We have to use it now," Mark said.

"I don't know how it works, it was Pewds'!" Cry said.

"Mom, how do we use it?"

"S-Sorry, I do not know..." Marzia shrugged.

"Ellie, this is serious." Realization hit Cry.

"The gem. You have Pewdie's gem."

"That's fucking it!" James lifted Ellie and rubbed her against the cannon.

"Ah, come on!"

"Stop that." Cry said.

"It's no use," Mark said.

"Fine, forget it. Fucking throw me again."

"That's not going to work." The gravitational pull intensified, pulling the van and the cannon. Marzia unhooked the cord from the cannon.

"I got this!" Marzia got pulled by the van.

"Ugh, wait, nope, maybe I do not!" She tried to stop the van.

"Please work, unlock, activate, go, please! Everyone's counting on you, you can't just be useless! I know you can help."

"It's okay, Ellie. We'll figure out something else, something even better!" Marzia yelled.

"R-R-R-Right, Don't be a salad, be the best broccoli you ever can be." The cannon began to activate.

"It's working!" Cry said. The cannon unlocked, but fell, gaining a collective gasp. Ellie attempted to lift it, the Gems soon helping.

"Ellie!"

"This is fucking it!"

"BRACE YOURSELVES!" Mark yelled before the cannon shot a rose shaped blast that looked like PewDiePie delivering a brofist destroyed the Red Eye, causing it to explode and shrapnel to fall, destroying parts of the city boardwalk.

"Ellie, you just saved most of Beach City!"

"Sorry about that!" Ellie yelled to Fryman who stood on the boardwalk.

"What?"

"How did you get it to work?" Cry questioned.

"I just said that thing that Dad said in one of his Pewds Does Everything videos."

"That thing about cauliflower?" Mark put a hand on his shoulder.

"It was salad."

"Felix..." Marzia said with tears down her cheeks. The tide suddenly came in, washing the van towards the beach but, still surrounded by water, causing a collective laughter)

"My van!"

"It's okay Mom, don't be a salad—"

"I LIVE in there!" Marzia rushed towards the van.

"Wait up!" Ellie called as she went towards the van.

"Oh geez, wait, wait, wait!"

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