Tamaki: Hello everyone...welcome!
Hikaru: IT'S MY TURN TODAY IDIOTIC-
Kaoru: (whispers) Be polite.
Hikaru: ...IDIOTIC MILORD! (whispers) Is that polite enough?
Me: *grabs microphone* Sadly, no... Look, he's cultivating mushrooms...
Kyouya: Oh...it's Aminita muscaria and Trametes versicolor today.
Me: Uhhhh... AH! My brain! It's contaminated by the rays of sheer genius coming out of this lovely specimen of brain! *points to Kyouya's head* Take it away! Take it away! AHHHHH! *collapses on the ground, clutching Kyouya's head and bringing him down with me*
Kyouya: AHHH! Get off, you baka!
*Honey wakes up from his nap*
Everyone: AHHHHHH! RUN! RUN! RUUUUNNNNN!
Hikaru: *Grabs microphone quickly* AHHHHH- OHSHC STILL DOES NOT BELONG TO THIS IDIOTIC FUNNYMOUSTACHE OR WHATEVER HER NAME IS!-AHHHHH! *drops microphone* RUUUNNN! HONEY'S COMING AFTER US!
Chapter 2
Cupcakes. That was all Aiko could think of. Vanilla ones, chocolate ones, lemon ones, heavily frosted and dusted with colored sugar.
"Eh…ah…ai…aik…aiko? Ka…kana…kani…kaneko?" the teacher struggled to pronounce her name. "Aiko Kaneko?"
She finally got it right. Immediately, hushed whispers filled the room.
"Oh my…that's one of the exchange students from Japan! That rich school…St. Lobelia's! That little girl is so cute! And the girl behind her is so pretty! I don't know how I could ever compete with her," a girl to Aiko's left exclaimed as quietly as she could.
"Oh, yeah. I heard some people talking about…what was it? The Zuka Club? Is that Aiko girl and that Ayumu girl a member? 'Cause, dang, they're both really cute," a boy two seats behind Aiko said.
She groaned inwardly and brushed a loose caramel blonde wave of hair behind one of her dainty ears. The Zuka Club. She hated it. A lot of people In St. Lobelia's loved it, but she and her friends hated it. Jeesh. They were girls for goodness sake's! Shouldn't they be swooning over boys instead of Benio and her idiotic posse? The girl behind her, who she supposed was his girlfriend, slapped him.
"What about me?" she said. "You can't go hitting on other girls!"
She turned away and buried her head in her arms. Her friend tried to comfort her.
"C'mon, Nicky! He can't possibly like them. I mean, the tall one is really pretty, but she seems kind of silent…I think she'd just shun whoever dared hit on her. And the little one's really cute and all, but in an elementary school way. She looks like a little kid!" her friend cajoled.
Aiko sighed. It was true. At 4 feet 7 Inches tall, she was the shortest seventeen-year-old the world had ever seen. Finally, the chattering stopped. The teacher called her name again.
"Aiko Kaneko?" the teacher asked.
Aiko smiled her most adorable smile and lifted one small, slim hand into the air.
"Here!" she smiled.
The class squealed.
"She's so cute! Like a bunny!" they cried.
She giggled, and then waited for the teacher to start the class. Suddenly, the door burst open. A tall, handsome guy walked in, carrying an adorable little boy on his shoulders. The little boy was clutching a stuffed bunny. Hmmph. No matter how cute it was, surely her fluffily kawaii, black-and-white spotted stuffed puppy, Inu-chan, was cuter.
His blonde locks tumbled over his forehead as he grinned cutely at the class. His big devil's food cake colored eyes shone happily as the big guy lifted him off his shoulders and plopped him down in the seat to Aiko's right. The big guy sat down behind him.
"Sorry we're late!" the little one chirped, smiling at the teacher.
"Aww. It's alright," the teacher cooed.
"OMG! Aren't those two from Ouran High? I heard It's even richer than Lobelia's!" a girl squealed.
"Ooh. The big one's hot!" a group of girls near Aiko giggled, gesturing at the tall guy. "And the little one is adorable!"
"God. Can we just stop with this now?" Aiko's cousin Ayumu groaned quietly from her seat behind me, which was next to the tall dude.
Aiko turned around to face her. Ayumu's sleek, straight jet black hair was in a low side pony, and the gold flecks in her metallic gray eyes shimmered as they met Aiko's honey-colored ones. Her thick, long black lashes fluttered as she blinked, bored. Her Chanel's-Jersey-Rose-colored lips were pursed, her head resting on her slender arms. Aiko flipped her cell phone open and fired a quick text to all her best friends.
To: Ayumu, Emiko, Izumi, Maiko,
From: Aiko
soooo bored our class is so weird GOD! get me out u guys…wait ayu…ur in my class so u cant get me out…darn…
It took a second for one of them to respond.
To: Aiko
From: Izumi
hehe srry we cant playin a prank…our best one yet…and possibly the most painful for the victim…but u kno wat we say…THE MORE HURT THE BETTER! :D
A second later, her phone vibrated again.
To: Aiko,
From: Maiko
hehe srry we cant playin a prank…our best one yet…and possibly the most painful for the victim…but u kno wat we say…THE MORE HURT THE BETTER! :D
Aiko laughed silently. As expected from the twins, Izumi and Maiko. Sending identical texts. Typical.
To: Aiko
From: Emiko
SRRYYY! I cant….cuz I found meself a new BOYTOY!
She groaned. Seriously?
To: Emiko
From: Aiko
serious? u have a new one every week….CANT U EVEN HELP ONE YR BESST FRIENDS? :(
Emiko didn't answer. Aiko glared at the shiny screen of her phone. Her phone vibrated suddenly.
To: Aiko
From: Ayumu
well duh I cant get u out NOW STOP TEXTIN! were in class now!
She laughed quietly.
To: Ayumu
From: Aiko
haha ayu…u realize ur textin 2 smart one
Aiko could feel Ayu's glare on the back of her head as she received her text.
From: Ayumu
To: Aiko
well. ARGH D:
Ah, this was getting interesting. Toying with Ayu was always fun. Maybe she should tease Ayu about the cute tall guy sitting next to her…