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"OH OH OH! Go totally crazy! Forget I'm a lady! Men's shirts, short skirts! OH OH OH!"
"Shut up Matsuda," Light yelled from across the room
"Really go wild! Doin it in style! OH OH OH!"
"Seriously! Shut up!" Light yelled again.
"Get in the action! Feel the attraction! Color my hair! Do what I dare! OH OH OH!"
"Oh for the love of me I MEAN god…," Light said burying his face in his hands.
"I wanna be free to feel the way I feel! Man! I feel like a woman! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN…. H-HEY!" Matsuda interrupted himself as L unplugged his headphones from his mp3 player. Matsuda frowned and sulked away to begin the days work.
L returned to his place in front of the computer next to Light.
"Must we go through this every morning?" Light asked sounding very annoyed.
"It seems as though this was the reason everyone, except for you and I, quit the investigation, Light," L said in a monotone voice.
"Really?" Light asked sarcastically.
"Really," L replied not changing his blank expression.
"But was it really necessary to wait that long before unplugging his headphones?"
"I suppose I could have moved a bit quicker," L said while turning his head so he was looking at Light, "but you are just so adorable when you are flustered Light-o." L swiftly whipped his head back to face his computer and continued working.
ASDFGHJKL; Light thought.
"Light-o?" Light questioned trying to force a laugh and not look embarrassed. It was clear that the conversation had ended.
The only things cutting through the silence were the sound of typing and Matsuda's incessant humming. It was becoming evident that the ceaseless humming coming from the other side of the room was irritating L and Light very much.
Eventually L stood up. "The probability that we will catch Kira with only the three of us working on this case is very slim. I have arranged for Light and I to go find more qualified individuals to join the investigation."
"What would you like me to do?" Matsuda almost sang the question.
"Stay here and keep working."
"Okay! Have fun you two !"
L and Light immediately left the room. As soon as he thought they were gone, Matsuda turned his mp3 player back on.
"Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me!? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?! Don't cha!?" Light could faintly hear Matsuda's singing and rolled his eyes, thankful he was leaving the building.
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A/N: SONGS:
Man I Feel Like A Woman - Shania Twain
Don't Cha - Pussycat Dolls
A/N 2: I hope that was not too horrible. I will probably end up editing this a lot. Most of the next part is written out, so it should be posted soon. Also, this will become a Death Note/xxxHolic/Tsubasa crossover story! WOO!