Demoman's independence debate

by Vintage Sniper

In wake of tomorrow's referendum, the BLU and the RED Demoman debate. BLU is for the Yes vote and RED is for the No Vote. It's up to you guys in Scotland to determine the ensuing battle... Of course I can't determine because I'm from Yorkshire, not Scotland. EDIT: RED Demoman has come out victorious in this epic battle, long live the union!

2. VICTORY FOR THE RED DEMOMAN!

The battle is raging on and is about to come to a conclusive end!

The 2 Demos have been fighting hard.

BLU Demoman: TAAARGH! GET BACK HERE YA LITTLE MUPPET!

RED Demoman: YER WEAK! AND I AM STRONG!

*Both Demos go and hijack a jet each, now for an epic Falcon Punch-esque scene!*

RED Demoman: I'VE 'AD ENOUGH! BOOST FIRE! FULL POWER! *jet launches up*

BLU Demoman: I'M DONE FOR! The vote is lost!

RED Demoman: BLU DEMOMAN! Going t'hell seems to become you and me!

RED Team: TAVISH DEGROOT!

RED Demoman: RED Demoman only person who exceeds! It can only be Tavish DeGroot!

RED Soldier: TAVISH! YOU'RE SIDE HAS WON FROM TODAY!

BLU Demoman: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGH *Charges*

*The epic bit!*

BLU Demoman: I WILL NOT DIE! NEVER!

RED Demoman: TARGIN' CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGEEEEE! *uses said attack*

RED Team: TAVISH DEGROOT!

BLU Demoman: RRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! *dies while RED Demoman looks in satisfaction*

RED Demoman: Aye, it has always been and always will until the end! Long live the union! *takes a drink from his bottle in triumph, it was close but he came out victorious*