"Hey Kenny," says Damien, "Long time no see."

"Goddammit!" Kenny replies, "I knew I shouldn't have eaten all of that asparagus!"

Kenny found himself in hell once more, he didn't like hell too much, but at least he had a friend for when he did die.

"How long will it be this time Damien?"

"Probably only a couple hours,"

"Hello Mr. Marsh." The students said without enthusiasm.

Mr. Marsh is the only Geologist in all of South Park, so he is the Geology teacher, how about that!

"I had reports that Kenny was skipping class, both your 4th and 5th periods reported you missing."

"Sorry Mr. Marsh, it won't happen again."

"Hey dude, where were you anyway?" Kyle asks Kenny.

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you."

"What are you two boys yapping about?" Mr. Marsh says with a impatient tone in his voice, "I teach this class, not you! Now be quiet. Craig, did you just flip me off?"

Brrrriing! The dance had finally started. Kyle and Kenny were walking home together, and Stan and Cartman were looking for their dates.

For a while, Cartman and Ginny danced in silence, until finally, Ginny started asking Cartman some questions about himself.

"Hey... Cartman? What's your opinion on school?"

"I think it's important, and I feel it's necessary to study."

"You and I will get along great."

Stan found Wendy sitting on a bench right outside the school.

"What are you doing out here, Wendy?"

"I was thinking we could just skip out on that stupid dance, and go straight to my house. My parents won't be home until 8..."

Stan couldn't believe what he had just heard. He quickly exclaimed, "Let's go!" and ran to Wendy's place.

"Hey Kyle," Kenny started, "Can I ask you a serious question?"

"Sure!"

"You know how because of my money, I could probably get any girl I wanted,"

"Yeah,"

"I don't know how to say this, but...I...I think I'm gay."

Kyle bursts out in laughter, Kenny blushes!

"That is the single most funniest thing I think I've ever heard! What about your girlfriend back in 4th grade who gave you a blowjob?"

"Uhh, times change."

"Well, It's okay Kenny, I've never told anyone but Stan, but I'm pretty sure I'm gay too."

"WHAT?"

"Yeah, I suspected it back in 4th grade when a girl kissed me, and I got freaked out by it. More recently, I asked Stan a favor, I asked him to kiss me just to see. We both knew it didn't mean anything, as Stan has Wendy, but it turns out, I liked it."

"Well I'm speechless."

Kyle and Kenny walked the rest of the way in complete silence.

It turns out that each grade had a separate dance, so the 11th grade was alone in the gym. Worse yet the only people who showed up, were Token, Nicole, Cartman, and Ginny. It got to the point where they had to let the 12th grade share the gym with the 11th grade. That's when they left, because the current 12th graders have NEVER been nice to them.