Writer's Note: Oh dear lord..what is this..I don't even..I'm so sorry Thor. Please don't hurt me. Also..the sleepy beauty story begin told here is a mix of the original story and the Disney version. In fact a lot of it comes from the Disney version..I just wanted the excuse to write people singing. I regret nothing but the dress.

Warning: Thor in a dress. I'm so sorry. Also crack..so much crack..

Disclaimer: I do not own the avengers. Again I think this is a good thing. Also I do not own the story of sleeping beauty. This is just my version of it.

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Chapter Two- In which Thor is a pretty disney princess

A week after the presentation the king decided to throw a party for his beloved daughter. People from all over the work were invited, bringing gifts to bestowal on their princess. In fact this birth was so special that the fairies them selves had been invited to gift the child with their magic..

As he stood in the castle and made his way towards the baby Thor, Tony could not help buthope that all this was some drunken nightmare. Here he was dressed in red silk and carrying a small wand. About to do magic on a small, oddly very cute, baby Thor.

'Really of all the parts I could have played in this..I get a fairy?'

"I think it matches you quite well actually." The narrator said, sounding vastly amused by Tony's complains. "You really do not have much to complain about..I could have given you young Thor's part."

That was true and Tony set silence thanks to a unseen god. Though knowing Thor, he'll most likely not be so horrified by his part but more so about being controlled by some unseen voice in the heavens. For some reason that Tony could not wonder about Thor hated being controlled.

'I wonder why THAT IS.' Tony thought to himself. He was flung from his musings by the king's large booming voice.

"Welcome all of you to my castle! I thank all of you for coming to celebrate the birth of my beautiful daughter!"

"There is no need to thank us our king. For we too have been awaiting a young prince or princess for some time." Voiced one the fairies. This one looked like the leader, for she was older than the others and stood with a air of authority.

The king smiled at the fairy's word and stepped back to join his Queen's side to watch the giving of gifts. The leader fairy that had spoken went first. Up she went to the golden crib and lead her head down to the baby Thor.

"Princess Thor. I gift you with beauty. That all that will look upon you be overwhelmed."

The crowd that had come to the party cheered as the bright lights of magic fell from the leader's wand. The next fairy went up(this one dressed in blue) and shot a small glare at the leader.

"Princess Thor. I give you the gift of knowledge. Everything there is to know you will know." A cheer went up again. The blue fairy turned with a smirk to the leader fairy. Tony could only stare.

The third fairy(dressed in greens) went up to the crib and stood posed. Thinking over what to give the child. It was this point that Tony noticed the stares he was getting from the crowd.

This was understandable, for Tony was the only male fairy but they seemed to be staring at him in wonder. Tony was mad at himself later at how long it took him to realize why.

'Oh..there wondering what my gift will be..shit. Ummm think of something Tony!'

There was a sudden uproar of cheering as the green fairy gifted the young child with compassion and strength. Now everyone was staring at Tony. Before he could say anything he found his legs walking up to the crib without his consent.

'What the hell?'

"Now Mr. Iron man. Play your play well." The narrator said, before Tony was sent flying by a push from an invisible hand.

'Bastard.' Tony growled, getting shocked looks from the other fairies(like he gave to shits), he was slowly getting the feeling that he knew what gift he was going to give. If he remembered the Disney version of the story well enough..a bad fairy was about to curse baby Thor in about five..four..three..two..on

"Greetings my dear King and Queen. I'm so sorry I'm late but it appears that my invite has been lost in its delivery. I've only just hear of this party but came at once to give my gift." Said the voice of a figure dressed in black.

Grasps echoed around the crowd but Tony did not join them. 'Unless I'm finally losing it..but that voice. I know that voice.'

The King glared at the figure, "Witch. You are not welcome here. You were banned from this kingdom for your actions.."

"Yes yes.." The figure waved a hand up down, "But can we not just let the past go? For a child has been born to you my great king! A future has finally been created! Should we not embrace it and forget the actions of the past?"

Some people in crowd seemed to agree but the king did not look moved, and the fairies looked like pure rage in human form. In fact the leader had hear enough and flew up to the figure with a pointed wand.

"Stop your silver tongue witch! You have no dream of embracing the future of this kingdom! All you've every wanted was its end!"

The figure laughed, hard and cold(And vastly familiar). "Now now my dear Amy. I've come only to give the child a gift there is no need to be so angry." With a flick of its hand its hood fell back and Tony could not stop himself from shouting.

"NO. LOKI? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!"

Loki seemed not to hear him, or if he had ignored him, as he raised his wand(which appeared out of no where) above his head. "I, the great witch Loki, give this gift upon the princess. She will be loved by all and live happily. But on her sixteenth birthday she will prick her finger on a spindle and DIE."

There was a uproar but none could do a thing for Loki had vanished as quickly as he came. The queen fell to her knees in tears. The fairies wept freely, but Tony was already raising his own wand over the baby's head.

'Let's hope I get this right..'

"I, Tony Stark, give this gift to you. Thor you will live a happy life and yes you will prick your finger but not die. No instead you will fall into a deep sleep and the only way to wake up will be from true love's kiss."

"Well that was..something." The narrator commented.

"Shut it."

"Yes, talk to the voice that NO ONE ELSE CAN HEAR, that will make you look sense in ANY universe."

The narrator was right on that one, for the other fairies were looking at him in confusion. The green one spoke up, "Is the shut it part of the spell, because I don't know how that can work Tony."

The Queen ran over to the crib, picking up the child, before turning to Tony. "Thank you! Oh thank you Fairy Tony!"

Though death had been avoided the king set out a order that all spindles be burned. The sky was dark with smoke that night. So many years pasted and the young princess grew. She grew into a beauty the likes that none had seen. She was kind, gentle and sung like a angel. All loved her. The fairies them selves, fearing the witches rage at being stopped, elected one of their own to protect the princess always. Fairy Tony.

"Wait! Aren't the fairies supposed to raise the princess?" Tony commented, as he the scenes around him changed into a forest.

"That was the Disney version my friend."

Tony swore under his breath, the Disney version was the only one he knew off by heart, "Wait a second I'm quite sure in the original a fairy didn't stick around.."

"Mr. Iron man do I have to remind you who is telling you this story?"

With a popping sound Tony suddenly found himself falling though the sky and then another pop and he was back on the ground.

"Yes, I get it. You're the one in control. Don't have to be a jerk about it!" He yelled up at the sky.

"SHIELD BROTHER!"

Tony blinked and turned to watch Thor come running at him yelling(a common daily occurrence), " SHIELD BROTHER! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS? WHERE ARE THE OTHER AVENGERS?"

Though the yelling part was a daily occurrence, Thor wearing a puffy pink dress was not.

"HOLY SHIT THOR WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? MY EYES! MY EYES!" Tony cried out in pain, curling into himself trying(and failing) to delete the image of THOR in a dress in his mind.

Thor looked down, "I believe it's a dress. You have not answered my question..where are we? And what is going on?"

Seeing as Tony was still screaming himself in mental pain, the narrator spoke up, "Ah Thor. How quickly you've grown. Welcome to my world. A world in which the avengers must play parts in my stories. You dear sir are playing, at this moment, sleeping beauty."

Thor just raised a eyebrow and one arm(Tony who had finally looked up, went back down at that movement), "You villian! What gives you the right to make us play these parts?"

"The fact that this is my world? I'm the narrator and this is my story. Now get your friend to stop screaming. The story must continue."

Thor glared but gave Tony a good shake with one of his hands.

Tony stood up, "God Thor, after all this is over..NEVER WEAR A DRESS AGAIN."

"Shield brother what should we do. This voice in the heavens says we must play our parts.."

"Yeah..or he hurts the others or sends us falling through air. Lets just get this over with."

"Good morning Princess Thor!" Said a high girly voice.

Both Thor and Tony turned and stared at, what appeared to be, a talking tree.

"Tony. If I'm not mistaken trees do not talk on your world."

"Yeah..but were not on my world right now..this is so weird.."

The tree(who looked like a normal..well tree..), continued speaking, like a tree speaking was a daily thing.

"It's a lovely day today isn't it Princess Thor? Don't you just feel like singing about it?"

"It truly is a beautiful day dear tree! It does feel one with a cheer!" Thor said with a grin, already over the talking tree thing. Tony was not and continued to stare at it like it was the child of satan.

The tree laughed, "That it does! Come we must sing our sheer!"

Suddenly from the heavens them selves cam music.

"Now then. SING." The narrator roared, as the music turned up louder.

"NO. I refuse! This isn't Disney you said! So why the hell do I have to sin.."

"OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY! IT FILLS ME WITH SUCH CHEERRR!" Thor sang, twirling around in his pink dress.

Tony's mouth fell open, "THOR! NO DON'T GIVE IN!"

"OH THE BIRDS ARE SINGINGGG..."

Tony felt a urge suddenly to join him, "No I wont. You can't make me..I'm Tony bleeping Stark. I DON'T DO SINGING."

The narrator just laughed, as the music grew louder and louder. The tree had even started to sing along.

"No. I refuse..I..I..THE BIRDS ARE FLYING AND THE SKY IS SO BLUE.." Tony blinked and horror grew in his face.

"NOOOOOOOO!"

So the Princess and her fairy sang away the morning. Unaware that they were being watched by a young prince that had come to hunt in the forest.

End of Chapter Two.