Oh, God I have to suffer through another one of these? (If you don't like them you could always leave!...but please don't)

I'm so excited (thank you very much...eh I ran out of wine *hiccup* and rum)

Lights, Rum, Quiz!

"Now where is that bloody-" you muttered to yourself...,"Ah, there it is." You spotted the ship with the famous black sails, it was tied to the deck and there was no one on it that you could see. Making sure you had all of your weapons, you stepped off your ship, but didn't get very far.

"And where do you think you're going, strumpet?" You tensed and turned your sword in your hand. A drunken man with a disgusting smile on his face was standing there.

"Excuse me?"

"You 'eard me," he glanced at your sword," You wanna play?," He took out his sword," Let's play." Two seconds later there was a dead man at your feet.

"That was fun," you said to the corpse, wiping the bloody blade of your sword off on his shirt," We should do that again sometime," with a smirk you put your sword back in the sheath and walked off, enjoying the shocked stares of the people watching. Tortuga was just as you remembered it, whores, drunks, and...more whores. The air smelt of rum and...nasty (I couldn't think of anything else). The streets were crowded, and you could hear fighting in the pubs.

Good ol Tortuga :)

"You sir!" You said when you found an almost sober looking man outside of a bar.

"Aye, lass?" He said, curiosity in his eyes.

"Do ye know a mister Jack Sparrow?" You asked, already knowing the answer.

"Who doesn't, luv?"

"Do ye know where he is?"

"Aye, I just saw him go in that bar there," he pointed to a building across the street with a sign reading 'Drunk Joe's Bar'.... how fitting.

"Thanks, mate," you said, walking off.

"Wait a minute lass," the man said, grabbing the back of your shirt and whispered in your ear," Just a thank you? I think I deserve more dan dat."

You turned to face him, you gave him a seductive smirk and pressed up against him, you put your face close to his, ignoring his breath.

Woah....kinky o.O

"You're right," you breathed," I think much more is in order," you smiled as his eyes widened at the sound of your pistol cocking beside of his ear. "But I'm afraid we won't have a chance, good-bye luv," and you pulled the trigger.

His eyes rolled back in his head and he fell. You tucked your pistol away and walked in Joe's Drunken Bar'.

Wow, this is so stupid (You- just forget it)

The bar was just like any other full of drunk people and whores. "Now where is he?" you muttered to yourself," (she talks to herself a lot doesn't she?) then you spotted someone that had to be him. He sitting at a table, bottle of rum in his hands, and women surrounding him, batting their eyelashes, and doing everything to get his attention. He layed back in the chair, enjoying the attention. Just to make sure you asked one of the shyer women that was standing against the wall.

"Is that Jack Sparrow?"

"Why o' course!" She swooned,"Mmm, look a' him, I would do anythin' to get a night wit' him"

"I really didn't need to know that," you said, disgusted. 'Now how do I get him alone?' You wondered, then you got an idea, you groaned.

"Wot is it?" The woman asked.

"Nothing," you replied. You took a deep breath, took off your hat, and hooked it on your sword handle. Fluffing your dark brown hair, you looked at your reflection in one of the puddles on the floor. Pursing your lips, you undid the first button on your shirt. "'Ere goes nothing," you sighed, and swaying your hips, you walked over to him.

Wait, what is she doing?! (Ah I see I finally got your interest) Pssshhh nooo, I uh....look a distraction (WHERE?!)

You pushed the women aside in disgust, why were they so obsessed with him? You finally got through the crowd and to Jack. He looked up at you in interest, for you did not look like the rest of the strumpets (basically, that means prostitutes) You didn't have a pound of make-up on or a slutty dress.

"Ello, Jack," you said in low seductive voice.

"Ello, luv," he said, his eyes slowing roaming your body, you wanted to punch him so bad.

"How 'bout we go someplace more private...savvy?" you said. You could see your plan was clearly working.

"Aye, luv," he said, abandoning his rum, he stood up and put his arm around his waist. (He abandoned his rum? Your plan must REALLY be working!) The strumpets were glaring at you with pure hate, you smirked.

"What's your name, luv?"

"Uh...Ana," you lied, afraid that he would recognize your name.

"Well Ana, may I ask what the pistol, sword, and dagger are for?"

Oh shit,"It's adds to the fun," you looked up at him and winked. (Does this girl have a problem?)

Jack smirked and his grip on your waist tightened. He was leading you towards his ship. "Ladies first," he said and motioned for you to step onto the ship.

"The Black Pearl," you whispered.

"Aye, luv."

"It's a magnificent ship," you said, the seductive tone still in your voice,"A magnificent ship deserves a magnificent Captain," you purred. (Trust me it's still rated T not M)

"Aye, it is," he said leading you down to the captain's quarters. You reached the door to his room and hesitantly walked in. Jack walked past you and turned to get the bottles of rum sitting on his desk. When he turned to face you there was the tip of your sword pointing at his throat.

"Mr. Sparrow, I have been sent to capture you by order of the Commador of Port Janson," you said. (DUN DUN DUN)

"I suspected that," he said and pointed his pistol at you and cocked it.

Is he going to kill her?! Is she going to kill him?! What's Going to happen?! (. You'll never find out unless you rate!!!)

POW POW POW!!!! (dude, just go away)

What's going to happen? Will someone end up dead? Or hurt? Or..._____? (I ran out of words, you can fill in the blank) Reviews would be nice...really nice...REALLY NICE....you shall get a virtual wave from jack if you review.