A/N: Okay, after some brainstorming via a random word processor, I have come up with a topic for chapter two! Woo-hoo! For clarification, this drabble will make no sense if you don't get where I'm coming from. One, Yoruichi does not need a gigai because she is in her cat form. Two, because she is not in a gigai, she is invisible to the human eye. (omgthatrhymed,lol) And, three, since Yoruichi is invisible, her... business, if you know what I mean, is invisible as well. And I'm having some issues with the lines, to seperate sections of the story, if you noticed it seemed a little jumbled up in the last chapter. So, without further ado, chapter two!
Invisible Assets
If she sat down and thought hard enough, Yoruichi could think of a few good reasons as to why she chose to make her escape as a cat.
Sure, it was sneaky and all; being in the form of such a silent, lithe creature made it easy to venture wherever she pleased. Independence was necessary for the wily Shihouin princess, after all.
And, okay, she had taken to milk even before the thought of being a cat had entered her mind.
Resuming her (naked) human form was quite entertaining, too, especially when the audience had no idea that she existed as anything else besides a cranky, talking feline.
Sitting in the shade of the Urahara Shouten, Yoruichi watched a never-ending flow of people march along the sidewalk in the blistering summer heat.
However, people watching never suited the amber eyed woman. Unless there was something-- preferably amusement-- to follow.
"Yoruichi-san!" A sing-song voice called, and she turned to see Urahara Kisuke peering at her over the top of his fan. "You aren't laying down traps for people again, are you?"
She sighed, and then padded past the blonde shopkeeper through the door. "They can't see it anyway," Yoruichi rasped, leaving Kisuke to stare amusedly at a sidewalk covered in small brown… packages. The crowd continued, oblivious, a few people stepping into the piles.
Ah yes, the fourth and final reason. Since Yoruichi was never truly in a gigai while using her cat form, she was still invisible to the general population. And since she herself was invisible…
"Her business is invisible as well," the shady man mused to himself, watching a child stomp through a particularly large mound of the stuff, looking confused as he felt a strange squish under his foot. But, like everyone else, he saw nothing, and so he continued down the path.
A frowning, orange haired teenager rounded the corner, eyes widening as he caught sight of the feces-covered ground being trodden on carelessly by the people around him.
"Why the hell is there cat shit all over the ground?!"