First things first, before we go off into another pointless chapter, let's clear a few things some people might be curious about.
Mary Sue- If you don't know what it is by now, then why the hell are you reading this fanfic?
Cosplay- It's simply costume play that people make mostly by hand and dress as certain characters to anime, gaming, and comic conventions.
Yaoi- To simply put it, boys kissing other boys.
Fan Fiction- Do I seriously have to explain it? Check the site you're on dude.
That's about it and if you have any more questions aside from these, ask, but don't be so certain I'll answer. Now, let God...I mean...me get on with this fic.
And I'm about to die, for someone found a typo in the last chapter. I'm not perfect, but it still gets on my nerves when I can't make everything just right. Time to stake myself!
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Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts I, II, Chain of Memories and all of it's characters within it are copyrighted to Square Enix and/or Disney which is not owned by me, so therefore the characters used in this fic or mentioned in here are not owned by me either.
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Part II
He's a Real Nowhere Man
Oh by the love of all that is nothing...Why are we using a quote relating to a 60's band to start this off? Eye catcher, right? More like, it's been over done too many times before. Anyways, shall I update everyone on the events so far?
I'm a eighteen year old chick, trapped in a world where the plot is going to suck from here on out. So far, the pairing looks like it's going to be between me and Dancing Flames boy, which makes me want to scoop out my own brains with a wooden spoon. Why is it that the OC character always has to get with the person they fight with the most? Why even Axel of all people?! He kills Vexen in Chain of Memories, so therefore I hate him. We'll just see how much I can screw up this story to change it from becoming another cliché fic.
So anyways, here I am at the castle in The World that Never Was, which is weird because why would a Nobody bring an annoying ranting chick to this place? There's no good reason is there? It was pretty much just, "Hey come along." without any explanation why. There's never any good reason behind it and others don't seem to mind that you brought some stranger upon your home. Seriously, for villians, they're a bit too welcoming and easy going. Damn this story.
"Hey! At least keep most of them in character please!" I plead with the author as the red head infront of me gives me another weird glance.
"Who're you talking to?" He asked sounding peeved somewhat. I twirled about and gave him a creepy grin.
"Why to God of course! She's a major bitch and loves to torture us here!" Axel took two side steps away from me while scratching the back of his head.
"Why do I always get stuck with the crazy ones?" I heard him mumble to himself as he crossed his arms and stared at me, trying to give me a serious look. "Hey look, as long as you're here, your gonna..." I cut the fire boy off.
"Yeah, here's my question, why did you even bring me here in the first place?" There was a long pause between us as Axel was in thought for a long while.
"Now that you mention it, I don't really know why. I guess there must be a reason, but I can't think of one. Maybe it was just instincts or somethin'." I shook my head and patted the poor puppet of a Nobody on the shoulder. I can feel his pain for not knowing what the heck was going on.
"Thus is the curse of God. Now, let's get this plot moving along, or else the reviewers will become less interested." The red head gave me another weird glance and started rubbing his shoulder where I had touched him. Didn't want to catch whatever disease I was carrying, right? I'd do the same. "Give me a tour of this blindingly white castle now."
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Off in a completely different place, Sora and Riku are found in a epic battle that'll decide the fate of everything that stands for truth and happily ever afters...and maybe some puppies...yay. Millions of lives across the universe will be destroyed if they fail in this hopeless fight they're intertwined in.
But who really cares about that?
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"Number Eight, would you care to enlighten me on your reason for bringing this into our Organization's headquaters?" At least there's someone who doesn't like me being here. Not even ten minutes into the grand tour, guess who we run into? Zexion gave a stern glare towards Axel. All I do is walk right up to the other Nobody and clench his hands together with a thankful glee in my eyes.
"Thank you for not acting like a whimpering little emo boy." The shorter Nobody quickly pulled his hands away from my grasp and raised an eyebrow at me.
"Pardon?" The schemer looked towards Axel with a questioning gaze. "Explain, Number Eight." He demanded as I took the book Zexion was holding, but he swiped the book back in his grasp.
"It followed me home?" The flame boy tried to think of something quick as I started to stroll down the hall by myself. Axel passed Zexion as he went to catch up with me, but shouted back to towards the smaller Nobody, "Don't worry! I'll take care of this! Hey! Don't go down that hall!" The lone Nobody shook his head at us and mumbled about reporting something to their Superior, but I didn't catch much of what he said.
Eventually, I lost Axel, thank gods, and started exploring on my own. Well, maybe now I can find the magical exit by wandering aimlessly. As interesting as this non-existing world was, I wasn't about to let myself get even deeper into this Kingdom Hearts mess and what-n...hello? What do we have here?
Thus the author has distracted me from my goal for a brief time when a blonde angel comes walking down the hall reviewing the load of papers in his hands. Hey, I happen to like older men who have womanly features. I pray to the author she doesn't let my girlfriend find out about this certain moment I was about to take advantage of. I let all my mature fan stature leave my mind as I decide to run and tackle Vexen who was busy with his papers. (He didn't seem to really care about them anymore when a crazed chick attacked him.)
"I swear if Axel enters my lab one more time...AHH!" He even almost has a womanly scream as I straddle him to the floor.
"Oh what I wouldn't give for my Marluxia cosplay at this moment!" I blurted out as I held down my hostage
"What in the name of science?! What is it that you think you're doing?!" Oh man, I love it when that guy complains and shouts. I roll my eyes and shrug my shoulders as if it were obvious.
"Pshh, I'm taking full advantage of this moment. Hopefully now the end pairing won't be between me and Axel...screw that, I just always wanted to nail you. Now hold still! I wanna see if you're hips are any better than Axel's." The Chilly Academic froze my hand before I could reach the zipper of his coat.
"What?! Do you really believe I'm going to let an inferior creature like you even touch me?! I don't think you know who're you're messing with! I'm the el..." I cut the scientist off as I basically finish the rest of his sentence for him.
"Yeah yeah, you're the eldest member of the Organization. Gee, for Marluxia's bitch, you sure do complain a lot..." I mumbled the last sentence, but it was still loud enough for Vexen to hear. Heh, there I go off in yaoi pairings again...damnit... Anyways, as I looked down at the blonde, I can see him grinding his teeth and glaring daggers up at me. Oh, snap. That probably wasn't a good thing for me to say at the moment or at any other time for that matter.
"EXCUSE ME?! If you think that I would EVER be with that idiotic ingrate, then you have another thing...!" Vexen was cut his sentence short as I was plucked right off of him by who else, but fire boy. He placed me a bit behind him incase the elder decided to strike at me.
"Now now, it's no good messin' with ice queen over here." Axel jerked his thumb back to point at the scientist, who was now standing and looking very pissed off. Wow, I didn't know you can make a Nobody that mad...then again, this is Vexen after all.
"Number Eight! If you think you can just..."
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"...that was weird." All of us got confused looks as we glanced about. Not much was happening right now and the story wasn't moving along. Axel scratched the back of his head as he gave me a curious look.
"So umm...do you know what the hell is happening now?" I glare at the author who's busy crying over her I-pod that just died.
"Oh come on! You can work without music! Just charge it, for gods sake!" I shake my head and cross my arms as my annoyed levels grow higher. "First she sends me here and makes me act all fangirlish over some Nobody, how disgraceful." The author argues with me, saying that I enjoyed it...damn her.
"I really don't understand this nonsense of your's, nor do I wish to comprehend it." Vexen states with a stern tone towards me and the red head. "If you don't mind, I'll be leaving n..." Vexen tried to walk off, but seemed to be having trouble walking out of this part of the hallway. He turned and glared at Axel again. "Don't tell me Number Two is messing around with his element again." Ice queen was starting to get even more annoyed. That makes two of us.
"Nope, I think that this chapter just died." I shake my head as a sit down and Axel joins me, taking a seat on the white tile as well.
"Well...what now?" I glance back and forth between the two males as a wicked grin creeps upon my lips.
"Who's hips don't lie?"
I think I got lazy on this chapter and made it too spazy like and shorter than the first. I mean, Mary isn't suppose to be that immature, but it's her first day fully in the whole Kingdom Hearts randomness thing and she's still is suffering from insanity from the end of the first chapter. If any of you want to kill me for this chapter, please go right ahead. You have my promises this'll be much better soon.