Maternity wing: Chapter two.
Disclaimer: … I don't own them, but wish I did.
Monty: Damn straight you don't.
MoT: Bursts into tears.
Just so you know, the children are as follow, and who belongs to whom, daddies then mommies.
Xemnas & Saix: Everhart 10 male, Anki 8 female.
Xigbar & Xaldin: Kian 9 male, Addison 8 female, Sienna 6 female.
Vexen & Marluxia: Phlox 3 male, Dahlia 1 female.
Demyx & Zexion: Akira and Taji both male 10 months old.
Larxene & Luxord : Brinley 11 months old…
Lexaeus & Rosso: Alek, 11 male.
"Roxas… Roxas get your lazy ass up, get a fucking job!" Riku pushed Roxas off the bed he and Sora once shared, but thanks to the blonde he has yet to get any and has a permanent kink in his neck, their couch is older then dirt, and stiffer then… let's not go there.
Roxas hit the hard floor with a thud. "Riku" he whined "that hurt!"
"Roxas it's been 3 weeks, seriously, get the hell out." Roxas glared at the man standing over him "Sora would kick you out if he saw how you're treating me,"
Riku threw a pillow at him, "I pay for this fucking house," Roxas pouted then sighed "Fine he'd walk out and leave you…by the way where is he?" "Baby sitting, Phlox and Dahlia, Marluxia and Vexen want to have some time to themselves before the newborn arrives, Marly's as big as a house."
Roxas sat up, and glanced at the clock it read 8:37 AM. "Why you waking me up so early?" "Remember earlier when I told you to get a job, well my dear brother Zexion wants you to babysit little Taji and Akira, at noon."
"Yeah cause all I need right now, is to be around the things that made me miserable."
Riku scoffed "Your not the only one miserable, you should hear Axel, he either whines or does nothing productive."
"What else is new?" Riku sighed and brushed the hair out of his face, "I promised them that you'd be there, come on think about it, Zexion's at his wits end, Demyx is scared shitless and starts to cry louder then the twins… you know you want to."
"The baby's are 10 months old shouldn't they be able to take care of them by now?! No and that's that ."
"Oh thank god you're here Roxas" Demyx tackled him to the ground.
"Demyx get off the poor boy." Zexion appeared at the door way holding one of the twins in a Thing One onesie. Demyx got off Roxas then helped him up and almost pushed him back over when he hugged him again, Demyx whispered in his ear " I'm so glad you're here, Zexion gotten a little testy lately and uh threatened to…neuter me."
Roxas let out a small laugh, and turned his attention to Zexion who looked slightly worried. "Well Roxas I left a list of phone numbers on the counter, and a list of what foods are ok for them to eat, Akira's allergic to Apples, and Taji, can't eat cheerios, got it?" Roxas nodded "Taji's in the thing two shirt and currently sleeping in the master bedroom, if Akira get's sleepy do not put him on his stomach, Taji's already been fed, so you need to feed Akira , his favorite is green beans and carrots, however do not feed him the Gerber crap Demyx bought, Taji laughs when his diaper is full and also don't use the-"
"Zexy baby relax I'm sure Roxas will remember all that" Demyx grabbed Akira from Zexion, and placed him in Roxas's arms.
Demyx leaned down and placed his forehead against Akira, and kissed his cheek. Then turn and picked up Zexion bridal style, and headed to the car, Zexion still calling things over their shoulder, "And don't forget, a friend will stop by after his shift and might stop by to help, so don't be alarmed."
Demyx pushed Zexion into the car then got in the driver's side. Roxas stood there stunned, and looked down surprised when Akira pulled slightly on his hair. Roxas slowly drifted inside. Once through the door way he heard a baby laughing. Roxas shut the door and headed towards the laughter. Oh shit. Roxas laid Akira on his stomach, on the bed and lifted Taji up.
Roxas looked around the room for a changing table, when he found none; he began to search the house for one, finally stopping at a door covered with painted stars, moons and suns. Roxas opened the door and glanced briefly before spotting the silver and gold table.
"Atta boy," Roxas said softly as he put the baby down on the table. Roxas pulled at the straps unveiling a big surprise waiting for him, Roxas coughed and pulled away the diaper, and dodging a stream of pee heading his way.
After Taji was changed and Roxas cleaned up the mess he paused for a moment thinking about what he had forgotten. Roxas gasped when he remembered poor little Akira all alone on the bed, Roxas shuffled over to the masters bedroom to find Akira had rolled on his back and was softly giggling and grabbing his feet. Roxas sighed in relief. He quickly left for the living room to put Taji in his bouncy and returned for Akira, he now headed for the kitchen to find something to give to the still giggling baby.
Roxas settled with the cup of banana and blueberry puree, when Akira could eat no more, Roxas set the cup on the counter, and retired to the living room, he sat and leaned back on the lazy boy, finished with burping the baby he then put Akira next to his brother in the swing, and turned on the television, and turn to channel 13, in hopes of catching Jerry Springer, only to find it was blocked. "Why the hell would they block anything, they're not even one yet." Roxas glanced at the twins who seemed to be having a gurgling match.
Within the next hour Roxas had changed 7 diapers, fed Taji twice. Attempted to lay Akira down for a nap, when finally succeeding Taji started to cry, then stopped when Akira had awoken, and started to giggle, as if it were a joke. He also was stared at by Akira every time he would turn around. Hello stalker baby.
Roxas heard a knock at the door. I wonder who that could be Roxas thought. Roxas swiftly strode over to the front door, and peeked through the peep hole, and was met by bright green eyes. He gave an exasperated sigh and opened the door, "Hello Axel", "Hey Roxas listen-"
Without letting Axel finished he slammed the door, in his face, which wasn't the best idea, since Taji started to cry again "Come on Roxy-bear how you gonna play me like this?" Axel called from behind the door "It's not locked…" He heard Axel jiggle the door, then turn the knob, letting himself in. "So..." Roxas looked up at him, and glared "That's all you have to say." "What the hell am I suppose to say Roxas, you haven't answered any of my calls, or checked your email, no contact."
"You didn't try very hard." Roxas pouted.
Axel gave up and left to tend for the momentarily forgotten children "You know Roxas, you've been moody lately, perhaps your preg-"
"Don't start with that Axel, I've checked I'm not"
"Really you've checked," Axel tossed Akira up in the air, playfully
"Mmhmm, and if I were it wouldn't be yours," Roxas said bluffing.
"Roxas, you don't have a cheating bone in your body."
"We aren't together any more Axel."
"Still," Axel stood there holding Akira, and staring at Roxas.
Roxas looked down feeling guilty.
When he looked up he came face to face with little Akira.
"Come on doesn't he make you want to have kids, look at him, Roxas, so cute and chubby, pretty blue eyes…" Axel started.
"… Maybe, does the baby include a wedding?"
"…"
Roxas is a bad baby sitter. I changed this Chapter a little bit from the previous version.