Vicky: So then... (locks door). Are you two tattletales?
(Lola and Lincoln gulp out of fear)
Lana: Not really Lincoln so much. Lola most certainly is though.
Lisa: Agreed. Her mouth is like a reverse black hole. Instead of sucking things in, she spits stuff out.
Lola: (glares at the two) Do you guys have a problem with me or something today?
Vicky: Well, have you two heard the expression "snitches get stitches"?
Lincoln: (whispering) Maybe we should've been a little quieter.
Lola: (whispering) You think?!
Vicky: (whispering) And whispered quieter.
Lincoln and Lola: AHHHHHHHHH!
Lucy: (from the distance) That's my job.
Lisa: Honestly, you two homosapiens are making the rest of us look less evolved. Grow up you two. Anyways, teenage supervisor, I am Lisa as you probably know from our parental supervisors.
Lola: You know, for a child genius, I'm pretty sure you should know more about (mouths out) Icky Vicky over here, specifically her past babysitting jobs.
Vicky: (menacingly) What was that?!
(Lola went as pale as snow.)
Lola: (intimidated) N-N-Nothing.
Vicky: That's what I thought.
(Cut to night where Lincoln's sleeping in his room. Suddenly, there's a knock at the door. Lincoln anxiously cracks it open, hoping it's not Vicky.)
Lola: Hey, Lincoln. Can I sleep in here with you tonight? I'm scared Vicky's going to come after me in my sleep. I already asked Lana, but her pets looked like they were going to maul me. There was also Lucy, but her bats chased me out. Finally, I asked Lisa, but her security defense nearly blasted me to smithereens. So, you're the last choice I have.
Lincoln: Sure. I'll just lock the door so she won't come after me either.
Lola: (hugging Lincoln) Thank you, big brother.
(Lincoln and Lola get in the bed and sleep in each other's arms. However, they soon get the same nightmare.)
(Cut to nightmare sequence where Lola and Lincoln are in a dark room, tied up and with tape over their mouths.)
Lola: (muffled) Where are we?!
Lincoln: (muffled) I don't know, Lola!
(Suddenly, a door opens to reveal a tall figure with glowing red hair.)
?: Hello, tattle-twerps.
Lincoln: Who are you, and where are we?
?: The location is not important, but who I am? It's none other than (turns the light on) your new, permanent babysitter, Vicky!
(The room is revealed to be a dungeon.)
Lola and Lincoln: (muffled) Wait, what?!
Vicky: Yes, your saps of parents believe that it was a very wise decision to hire me as your full-time babysitter.
Lincoln: (muffled) There's no way they did. We know all about your evil child-torturing ways.
Lola: (muffled) True dat.
Vicky: I have taken that into account, and in order for none of you to spill anything, the most reasonable action is to (dark, evil voice) DESTROY YOU.
Lincoln: (muffled) It's most likely our siblings found out about this too and they might have ratted you out to the cops by now.
Vicky: (smugly) Actually, they're all right here with me.
(Vicky lookalikes of the other Loud siblings appear beside her.)
(Lincoln & Lola gasp.)
Lola: (muffled) What have you done to our sisters, you red-haired cretin?!
Vicky: That part's not important. But what's more important is what we're going to do to you two.
(Vicky and the 9 siblings take out multiple weapons from behind their backs and pounce onto Lincoln and Lola. The two scream at the top of their lungs as they lunged towards them.)
(Cut to Lincoln and Lola panting heavily as they wake up. The other sisters come into Lincoln's room. The two run right over to them.)
Lincoln: Oh, it's so good to see you guys again! We were so scared without you!
(The 9 sisters rip off their faces to reveal multiple Vickys. Lincoln freezes in fear. He then looks over to Lola, who isn't facing him.)
Lincoln: (nervously) Lola, are you okay?
(Lola turns to Lincoln, only to look like the other sisters. Lincoln screams in fear.)
(Cut to morning when Lincoln is waking up from his nightmare, drenched in sweat.)
Lincoln: Lola! I just had the craziest dream!
Lola: Really?! Me too!
Lincoln: We've got to stop Vicky before she tries anything shifty, like turning our whole family against us or offing us before we get the chance to pull this off.
Lola: Agreed, but how exactly?
Lincoln: No idea, but it'll come to me eventually.
(Meanwhile, on the road...)
Luan: (waking up) Ow... My head. [looks around] Umm... where are we now?
Leni: I told you, Luan. When we were traveling to see Pop-Pop for the weekend, we would get ice cream. You were asleep.
Luan: No, I wasn't. I was knocked out because of…. ummmm….. Well, I forgot how, but I know I did. I think it had something to do with you.
Leni: Really? Well, sorry, Luan. We're at Wikki Ice Cream. By the way, got you your favorite flavor, neapolitan.
Luan: (smiling) You know, out of all the things you forget, I find it sweet this was not one of them.
(Luna and Lori enter the car with their ice cream.)
Luna: Hey, Luan. What were you talking to Vicky about?
Luan: Ummm I can't quite remember, I think I will remember after this headache goes away. My mouth is dry, so let me eat my ice cream in peace.
(They do as such when the parents arrive to start driving some more.)
Luna: Is it just me here, or does anyone else feel that this new babysitter seems awfully suspicious?
Lori: I literally agree with Luna here.
Luan: Eh, not really.
Lynn: Really? You didn't notice that fake smile she's had that whole time she was introduced?
Luna: ''Very'' suspicious, little sis.
Luan: You know what? We'll just see for ourselves from the video footage at home once we get to Pop-Pop's. And I bet you that there's nothing suspicious about Vicky.
Lynn: We'll see about that, jokester. We will see about that...
(Cut to Lola and Lincoln still in Lincoln's room, trying to come up with a course of action.)
Lincoln: We both know that this "Vicky" is bad news, Lola. And we need to take her down. Obviously, we can't do this all on our own.
Lola: Right. We'll need to convince the others that Vicky is an evil, heartless witch!
Lincoln: Exactly! But, how will we do that?
Lola: Perhaps we could get some evidence of that anyway we can while she's here.
Lincoln: Awesome idea, Lola! But, we'll have to constantly be on guard in case she could pop up and catch us in the act.
Lucy: (appears from under Lincoln's bed) What are you guys talking about?
Lola: AAHHHH! (realizing it's just Lucy) Lucy, would you stop doing that?! At least wear a bell sometimes.
Lucy: (sighs) Sorry.
Lincoln: It's okay.
Lucy: Anyways, I heard about your little conversation about taking Vicky down. Count me in. I've noticed her behavior yesterday, too.
Lola: And you didn't do ''or ''say anything until now?!
Lucy: Now, now. Let's focus on the task at hand. Now, we just have to convince Lana and Lisa.
Lincoln: Let's save Lisa for last. She'll be the hardest egg to crack..
(Vicky was eavesdropping on their conversation from the other side of the door.)
Vicky: So... They think I'm evil? Interesting...
(Vicky walks away, contemplating on how to deal with the three.)
Lucy: Not to be the bearer of bad news or anything, but does anyone else think that Vicky heard all of this?
Lola: I doubt it. Should we go to Lana's room while the coast is clear?
Lucy: We have to run. Vicky could come back any second!
Lincoln: Alright. It's time to put Operation: "Get-Everyone-On-Board-So-That-We-Can-Come-Up- With-A-Plan-To-Take-Vicky-The-Evil-Babysitter-And-Expose-Her-Cruel-Nature-To-The-World-And-Maybe-Think-Of-A-Shorter-Name-For-This-Operation" into action!
(Lincoln, Lola, and Lucy climb up to the air vent in the ceiling, remove the shaft, and make their way towards the vent for Lola and Lana's room. This scene is being viewed on a monitor by Vicky while she eats popcorn and grinning evilly.)
Vicky: (menacingly) My favorite movie. "The Downfall of The Twerps". (to the viewers) Let's begin, shall we?
(Vicky takes out the house's security system controls, which Lisa invented, and chooses the ventilation shaft bots for her first move.)
Lincoln: Alright, guys, we'll need to watch our step around here, or crawl, in this case, because Vicky might use any of the tricks in the book to stop us.