Organization XIII- lol factor.

Chapter 2- The lounge room meeting.

Disclaimer: I do not own Xemnas, Marluxia, Roxas, Xion, any Organization XIII or Kingdom Hearts.

Be prepared for the next absolutely funny chapter of my story. Always remember the rules of engagement.

In the lounge room…

Everyone sat on the two couches that were in the centre of the lounge room. Xemnas then walked in wearing a flower covered shirt saying, "Good morning everyone." Began Xemnas. "Hello Mansex." answered Axel.

"WHAT! What did you say?" shouted Xemnas.

"Err… nothing." giggled Axel. Xemnas gave Axel a stern look.

"As I was saying." continued Xemnas. "We must plan something to do other than sitting around doing nothing. Are there any suggestions?" Xemnas waited. "No?" he questioned. "You know, you are all a bunch of hopeless…"

"Football is good." butted in Xigbar. "Yes football. It's such a manly game. Only men can play."

"Really, only men." said Marluxia. "That's my style."

"What are you suggesting Xigbar. Wait I know what you're suggesting, you think females are weak." explained Luxine. "You know, you are so sexist sometimes Xigbar." Xeldon stood up and pointed at Marluxia saying, "Can we not do something where Marluxia can tackle and rub all over us? I do not fancy him tackling me, not with his attraction to m…"

"What are you saying? Just because I am different to you." said Marluxia.

"It's nothing personal. It's like saying blondes are dumb…" answered Xeldon.

"Blondes are dumb!" shouted Luxine, "That's just going too far."

"Are blondes dumb?" asked Luxord.

"Well that's what people say, I don't know if it's true. Probably is though." explained Demyx. "So you are all inclining to bag me out now because I am blonde. Thanks Xeldon, thanks a lot." complained Luxord as he left the room sulking.

Xemnas walked into the centre of the room and yelled at the top of his voice, "Shut up! No more of this bickering. I have had enough." Roxas and Xion walked into the room. Nobody had noticed but that had left earlier when everone began to fight. They had gone back to the pantry to finish off what was interrupted yesterday by Xemnas. "Where have you been?" asked Saïx.

"Err… nowhere. We were just trying to find where Zexious and Lexious were." explained Xion. "Did you not realize that they had not made it to the warp to come here. They are back at the warp station. Xemnas ordered them to stay and work with the wizard there until we got back." Saïx said.

"Oh, ok then." said Roxas.

"Now have we decided on something?" asked Xemnas.

"No we haven't yet." answered Xigbar.

"Why don't we go to that…err… that theme park, ahh, Dream World." suggested Vexon. "Hmmm… I was thinking something a little more relaxing. We only just got here so we should wait a while before doing anything like that." explained Xemnas.

"Why don't we go to the movies!" shouted Roxas from behind the couch while smiling at Xion. She smiled back. "That is actually a good idea. Let's do it then. The movies it is." replied Xemnas, "We will go not tomorrow but the next day."

"Do it." said Marluxia grinning. "I'm in for it. Is there only men coming or are we all going?"

"All of us." said Xemnas.

"Damn" mumbled Marluxia.

"Oh, get over it. Please I am sick of you and wanting, well m…" said Demyx before being cut off. "That is enough. Stop fighting and go… do something." Xemnas instructed. "Dibs on Xion!" yelled Roxas running out of the room.

In Luxord's and Xigbar's room…

Luxord and Xigbar sat on the bed… together. "I'm not dumb. But everone thinks so and they will bag me out now." complained Luxord.

"You could go to the barber, and dye and cut your hair." suggested Xigbar.

"What is a barber, and I don't want to die." said Luxord dumbly.

"A barber is where they cut your hair and no you won't die. You dye your hair a different colour." explained Xigbar.

"Oh, well what colour then do you think is good." asked Luxord.

"Ahhhhh… maybe green." said Xigbar.

"Green it is then." answered Luxord.

So what do you think. More humour, I thought so. Don't worry it is coming soon. Stay tuned for Luxord's Haircut (the next chapter) and the ya mum jokes contest(chapter 4 after the Haircut). Please review. Oh, and check out my other story…

Kingdom Hearts A Different Path. It is about Sora, Kairi and Riku if they actually went on the raft ride in Kingdom Hearts 1… but with a twist and some interesting guest characters.