A/N: Had so much fun with the first one I wrote a few more. The next couple share similar themes so I wrote this one to post next. They're all slightly AU. The events of "Night" technically happened before "Bride of Chaotica". Reposted due to a small typo.

Borg of Chaotica

"Citizen of Earth, surrender! Do not resist!"

"I am Borg."

"Surenderrr..."

"The robot has been neutralized. May I leave now?"

"Constance! Geeze... Computer: freeze program." *BEEOOP*

"…"

"Seven."

"Mr. Paris."

"It's Captain Proton, and you can't just rip apart Satan's Robot. You're supposed to be my 'secretary' who gets captured, does a lot of screaming and gets saved by me."

"That would be an inefficient use of my time. My skills would be better served disrupting Chaotica's fortress Prevention Field."

*Sigh* "Belle Chiquita, you talk to her, she's your wife."

"Sweetie, in this story, Tom, Harry and I are battling the evil forces of Chaotica. His robot captures you and we have to rescue you."

"It was an inferior model. I doubt that… construct could restrain Ensign Kim."

"Hey!"

"Be'nal, this holo-adventure follows certain contrived storylines. Remember when those photonic life forms got stuck in the program? Even Captain Janeway took on a role in the Captain Proton program."

"Explain the Captain's participation in this program."

"Well, we can assume any character from the story to play. At that time, the only way to get close to Chaotica was through the character of his bride, Queen Arachnia, so the Captain played that part and stopped Chaotica."

"I… see. Mr. Paris…"

*sigh* "Captain Proton, what is the purpose of this Chaotica person?"

"Purpose? He's only the self-stylized 'Ruler of the Cosmos' and sworn enemy of Earth who constantly attacks with his army of minions. Captain Proton, Buster Kincaid and their allies are the only people capable of stopping him."

"...Indeed."

"Tom, I'm not sure I like the look in Seven's eyes..."

"What are you thinking O-Love-of-Mine?"

"I am thinking I do not like the part of Constance Goodheart. I would like to play a different part if you will join me, Bang'wI."

"Sure, I'm not stuck on Belle Chiquita anyway. Who do you want us to play?"

"I would prefer to play as Chaotica and have you as my be'nal, Queen Arachnia."

"Heehee, sounds good to me. Computer, delete holo-characters Chaotica and Arachnia, designate Seven of Nine as Chaotica and B'Elanna Torres as Queen Arachnia."

*BEEOOP* *SHIMMERRRR*

"Wait, what?"

"Tom, I don't like the look in B'Elanna's eyes either..."

"...Computer: resume program. Oh diabolical Beloved of mine, it seems that Captain Proton and Buster Kincaid are attempting to infiltrate our Fortress of Doom."

"Indeed. I shall organize our minions into an efficient force to crush this insignificant resistance. Earth will soon be ours. Then we shall make love in our master chambers. I leave you to deal with these 'heroes'."

"Ohhh I love when you talk dirty."

"Hang on a sec B'Elanna, you can't just switch sides."

"You are a fool to stay so long Captain Proton."

"Uh, Tom, I think we need to re-think our strategy."

"What? Why? Seven has left, I think the two of us can take B'Elanna."

"Muhahahahaha! You would speak of my Beloved and I, Queen Arachnia in such a way?"

"...fine... Surrender Queen Arachnia! If you co-operate I will ransom you back to Chaotica for the keys to her Ultimo Ray!"

"...uhhh, Captain Proton..."

"Not now Buster, use your titanium lasso to capture the diabolical mistress of Chaotica before she passes through the Prevention Field!"

"...Tom..."

"WHAT? Harry, you're totally ruining the atmosphere."

"Look."

"...oh crud."

"Minions! Swarm!"

*ZAAAP! ZAP! ZAP! PEW! PEW! ZAP! ZAP! ZAAAP!*

"EIIIEEEEEEEE!"

"Run, Harry! Run!"

~FIN~