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Panacea interview:
Interviewer: So, what are your thoughts on making and starring in Pancea?
Knuckles: What I think is really ironic, and well, let's just be honest here, I'm not even the main character, yet I had the biggest role I swear! I was like, talking constantly! I had a sore throat for the first month of filming, and was taken sick one day because of it. Lucky Sonic over here actually didn't get that many lines for the duration, even less as the story progressed! Yet he gets paid more than us because he still had the starring role!
Sonic: *laughing* starring role! Good one, Knux! Though a lot of what I got paid went into my final pension salary! Oh come on, you're just whining because you actually had to work rather than sitting next to a plastic emerald all day!
Knuckles: I'll have you know that emerald is real!
Interviewer: Shadow, any thoughts?
Shadow: I am particularly sensitive to the cold and had to wear thermals under my protective gear, because honestly, what we were given wasn't enough during the main set of winter. We had to walk through a real environment that was constantly changing. Sleeping in a tent wrecked my routine for a start and everything is frozen when you want to use the bathroom. There is nothing to wipe your ass on other than snow! And I got tired of the meals. I want to go home.
Interviewer: And you, Sonic, anything you would like to say?
Sonic: Well, it was actually kinda boring. I either lay in bed or sat in a cart, so my role was an easy one. However, I did like the attention! And I have a pretty star that's so shiny! Which means I won't be needing a torch anymore to see in the dark!
Interviewer: I see.
Sonic: The pasha we are gonna cook and eat. It's a common hedgehog ritual to eat the thing that carries us to safety. It is tradition! And anyway, the camera crew went down to the caves and your friend; Howard, decided to interview Panacea. How did that get on?
Interviewer: They all burnt to death.
Sonic: Oh.
Interviewer: We're about done for today. We better start packing and head back to Knothole 2 of whatever the fuck it's called.
Hex: What about me? I was never asked anything about my acting.
Interviewer: You were a tiny side character. Robotnik got more spotlight than you did. What makes you think the audience watching the DVD commentary are going to think when you come on screen?
Hex: Why you little bastard! *swallows the interviewer whole*
Robotnik: I really need a new job! Who else is going to hire me as the villain? Batman has his stock fully booked and so does Ben 10 and the Mario brothers!
Sonic: Just star as the main attraction in Desperate Housewives, Eggy! You'll be making billions in no time! And you'll be dominating Wisteria Lane, of course!