jacabewbz cried and cried and all of a sudden edwardd came in and was all like:
"are you ok?"
jacaaab said:
"why you all up in my kool aid and dont even know what flava?1!"!11"
"i cant answer that" edward said
jacob loved his mysteriousness it made him feel good in a special place... HIS HEART you sick freak!
edfurd started to leave the bathroom
"NNNooOOooOOoOoo!" Jacob said
"what?" edwardo said
"i said have fun out there bro."
"oh, ok" and with that edfurd left.
jakawb tried to gain his courage and said to himself "dayum i luv edfurd he is TEH SMEX!" then he smiled and looked down he knew in his heart he and edfurd would be together and with that he walked out the door only to be greeted by carlizzle.
"ohai carlizzle wanna booty pop out there with your sweet azz?" jakawb said.
"what?" carlisle said
"i said oh hey carlisle would you like to play bop it? its sweet as cherries."
"oh. sure later jacob."
as they walked out there was TOHO blasting everyone looked around with whorer.
jakawb said ";FSDF THIS IS MEH SONG!
everyone looked at him with looks of uncertainty and he saw edfurds eyes locked on him with a look of pride.
edfurd loved TH and asked the DJ to play it.
"ME TOO!" edfurdio said.
"what?" everyone said shaking their heads with question.
i said "GAY FOOL!"
"ohh! yeah!" everyone said in agreement looking at eachother shaking their heads.
caius was drunk and started pop lock and dropping it and carlisle saw and joined he while pretending to slap that azz. "YEAH OH YEAH WHAT WHAT!111!" carlizle said. everyone looked at him confused. "DONT STARE YALL IM DRUNK I DONT WHAT TO DO WHY DONT YALL JOIN ME?"
everyone went on ze dance flor and slapped that azz on caius.
It was liek they were zombies and caius was the human flesh as they all gathered to him!