I stop at a Drunk and Bum and pick up a bottle of Chianti and a bottle of generic white wine. On my way home Sam starts to bark at a figure in my drive way." Hey Sam that's just Barney. "I say as we pull into our drive." Barney you like wine right?" I ask un loading the truck." Yes I do." "I didn't know what you like so I got Chianti and a White Wine." He smiles at my little nod and wink to Dr. Lector. "I'll be in the kitchen if you need me." I walk to the door my hair swinging almost touching the ground. I reach the door and see Sam shy back. I walk into the kitchen and start preparing food. I put my iPod on and play. Beethoven's first symphony. I hear the back door. Slam. "Barney that y'all?" I ask turning around. I hear multiple people walking around the house. I grab my clever and prepare to fight .