Title: The Beatles at Hogwarts
Author: SchizoAuthoress
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Um, disrespecting the songs of the greatest band on either side of the Atlantic? Yeah, I'm going to be haunted like nobody's business.
A/N: Thanks, Catriona Snape, for (unintentionally) giving me this idea. It's not *exactly* the same as yours, but if you don't like that I've done this, review it and tell me so. I will remove it then. Anything to do with the Beatles' families and/or love lives is totally made up for creative purposes.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. The songs aren't mine either. Nor are the Beatles my possession. (Rest in Peace, John and George.)
"The Beatles at Hogwarts: Part Two"
Draco muttered to me, "These people are Muggles?"
I nodded. He looked thoughtful, then whispered, "Maybe I ought to sign up for Muggle Studies, then. But I'd have to drop Ancient Runes."
I laughed softly at that. Lucius Malfoy would probably send his son a scorching Howler if he heard that Draco was even *thinking* of switching Ancient Runes with "some damned useless course that doesn't teach anything you can't learn faster and better in the real world", to quote my uncle Severus.
But as we were talking, the Beatles had been conferring with the Quidditch captains and Oliver Wood over the next song. And so they started.
****
"On the Quidditch Team/Yellow Submarine"
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who flew on a broomstick
And he told us of his life
When he played for Arrows
So we took an enchanted train
Till we found ourselves in Appleby
And we lived out the rest of our days
Wanting to play on the Quidditch team.
We all wanna play on the Quidditch team
On the Qudditch team, on the Quidditch team
We all wanna play on the Quidditch team
On the Qudditch team, on the Quidditch team...
And our friends are all in the stands
Although some of them support the Wasps
And the teams begin to play...
John shouted, "Come on then, everybody, sing along!" So everybody joined in on the chorus:
"We all wanna play on the Quidditch team
On the Qudditch team, on the Quidditch team
We all wanna play on the Quidditch team
On the Qudditch team, on the Quidditch team..."
As we live a life of ease
Everyone of us has all we need
Quaffle of red and pitch of green
On the Quidditch team.
We all wanna play on the Quidditch team
On the Qudditch team, on the Quidditch team
We all wanna play on the Quidditch team
On the Qudditch team, on the Quidditch team...
We all wanna play on the Quidditch team
On the Qudditch team, on the Quidditch team
We all wanna play on the Quidditch team
On the Qudditch team, on the Quidditch team!
****
When they finished up, Oliver was practically begging them on his knees to record the song so the Arrows could use it as there team anthem. I'm not sure if they agreed, because I was listening to Crabbe and Goyle argue over who was better: "Arrows or Wasps?". I support the Kenmare Kestrels, myself.
END OF PART TWO
Next time: "Oliver Wood/Norwegian Wood"
and
"A Deatheater's Night/A Hard Day's Night"
Author: SchizoAuthoress
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Um, disrespecting the songs of the greatest band on either side of the Atlantic? Yeah, I'm going to be haunted like nobody's business.
A/N: Thanks, Catriona Snape, for (unintentionally) giving me this idea. It's not *exactly* the same as yours, but if you don't like that I've done this, review it and tell me so. I will remove it then. Anything to do with the Beatles' families and/or love lives is totally made up for creative purposes.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. The songs aren't mine either. Nor are the Beatles my possession. (Rest in Peace, John and George.)
"The Beatles at Hogwarts: Part Two"
Draco muttered to me, "These people are Muggles?"
I nodded. He looked thoughtful, then whispered, "Maybe I ought to sign up for Muggle Studies, then. But I'd have to drop Ancient Runes."
I laughed softly at that. Lucius Malfoy would probably send his son a scorching Howler if he heard that Draco was even *thinking* of switching Ancient Runes with "some damned useless course that doesn't teach anything you can't learn faster and better in the real world", to quote my uncle Severus.
But as we were talking, the Beatles had been conferring with the Quidditch captains and Oliver Wood over the next song. And so they started.
****
"On the Quidditch Team/Yellow Submarine"
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who flew on a broomstick
And he told us of his life
When he played for Arrows
So we took an enchanted train
Till we found ourselves in Appleby
And we lived out the rest of our days
Wanting to play on the Quidditch team.
We all wanna play on the Quidditch team
On the Qudditch team, on the Quidditch team
We all wanna play on the Quidditch team
On the Qudditch team, on the Quidditch team...
And our friends are all in the stands
Although some of them support the Wasps
And the teams begin to play...
John shouted, "Come on then, everybody, sing along!" So everybody joined in on the chorus:
"We all wanna play on the Quidditch team
On the Qudditch team, on the Quidditch team
We all wanna play on the Quidditch team
On the Qudditch team, on the Quidditch team..."
As we live a life of ease
Everyone of us has all we need
Quaffle of red and pitch of green
On the Quidditch team.
We all wanna play on the Quidditch team
On the Qudditch team, on the Quidditch team
We all wanna play on the Quidditch team
On the Qudditch team, on the Quidditch team...
We all wanna play on the Quidditch team
On the Qudditch team, on the Quidditch team
We all wanna play on the Quidditch team
On the Qudditch team, on the Quidditch team!
****
When they finished up, Oliver was practically begging them on his knees to record the song so the Arrows could use it as there team anthem. I'm not sure if they agreed, because I was listening to Crabbe and Goyle argue over who was better: "Arrows or Wasps?". I support the Kenmare Kestrels, myself.
END OF PART TWO
Next time: "Oliver Wood/Norwegian Wood"
and
"A Deatheater's Night/A Hard Day's Night"