Chapter Two: Yeloh Meets Joey
It was... ... ... ... ... Joey!
Both shuffled their decks in a cool way, before getting the duel started.
"I play some cards!" said Joey.
"With my Catapult Turtle, I can launch my Dragon Champion toward your your castle, shattering its floatation ring, thereby causing it to collapse on top of your monsters." said Yeloh, smirking at her awesome strategy.
"Nyeh!" said Joey, saying nyeh. "I play some cards."
"I play Yellow Magician, a rare card only I know about that gives me an instant win!" said Yeloh, beating Joey.
"Brooklyn Rage." said Joey, raging. "Wanna have sex?"
Yeloh and Joey had loving, tender sexing until Yeloh said.
"No, I love Yugi!" said Yeloh, showing her love for Yugi.
"OK!" said Joey, who was wearing a dog suit because they just sex'd and he was a furry.
"BYE!" said Yeloh.
"ATTENTION DUELISTS! My hair is telling me the second opponent, Kaiba!" said Kemo, announcingly.
