Sorry for not posting in a while, I had just gotten Half-Life 2 episodes 1 and 2! Please don't hate me D:
Gordon, mysteriously unharmed by anything, walked up to the door of the test chamber. It was completely destroyed. He Jumped up and slid through, like a snake, although he thought of a sandworm in an HEV suit. There was blood strewn over every wall. Gordon used the broken retinal scanner, and, to his surprise, it worked. He walked into the next room, in which there was an injured and an uninjured scientist. They jabbered on about getting to the surface, and walked up to the retinal scanner.
Gordon went through the door, only to have a large cart fall on right in front of him. He cursed and jumped back, tripping on some random guy's entrails. A laser suddenly shot out, and he decided what to do. Would he go under or over? He thought under would be easier, but he waned to show off, causing him to do the sandworm thing again. Sandworms were his favourite animal. He saw another laser, but before he went past he waited for the laser to blow a security guard to bits. Gordon thought he was probably stupid anyway.
He walked through to a wrecked room. That's what they would all be like, anyway. Suddenly, a watermelon sized hot poocket appeared and tried to eat his face! Gordon high-tailed it out of there and came to a room with a high powered laser. Gordon was about to sandworm again when the laser smashed the door. Gordon sandwormed over the laser and went through the hole. All the while he was struggling to make up a name for the hot pockets. Maybe: Headcrabs. Gordon liked that one.
Gordon, walking over to a locked door, swore and swore, resolving to starve to death, until he saw something lying on the ground. A crowbar. He picked it up and smashed the glass on the door. He walked through and came to an elevator. He pressed the button and an elevator smashed into the ground. The door opened, so he climbed up the maintenance ladder and saw a guy fighting a zombie. That zombie killed him, so Gordon hit it with a crowbar.
He picked up the pistol. Only 7 rounds and no extra ammo. That was a stupid security guard. He walked through a couple of zombie rooms, swinging his crowbar along the way. Later, he came to to the room with the alarm and stuff. He was mildly embarrased about that, and went through a hole in the wall. More hot pockets. He shot them all and ran through to the next room. There were a few dead scientists, but he pressed on until he found a lever. He pickd up some ammo from a dead guard, and pulled it A lift moved down, so he jumped on. Headcrabs swarmed down in huge numbers, but Gordon managed to hit every single one.
He walked through the next few rooms, only to find a… Bullchicken. It smahsed the catwalk, falling to its death, and Gordon jumped past. Suddenly, Something grabbed his neck. He tried to smash it with his crowbar. It stuck. It slowly pulled him up, until, with one bite, Gordon no longer had a head.