The Ballad of Relena-Bashing (And the Fight Over Heero)
Chapter Two: Livin in the Fridge
By: Baka Girl


It has been a week since Heero had shoved Relena in his fridge, and he has been too scared to open it up too see her conditions. But finally, he invited Duo over to open the dreaded fridge and see what's inside...
Duo: *opens fridge*
Relena: x.x *crunched up inside, shaking from cold, rest of food gone* Heeeerooo...
Heero: O_O *shuts fridge right away*

There's something weird in the fridge today
But I know what it is
It's not just food I can recognize
Heero shoved her in the fridge
I guess it's probably his stalker
It looks like she's alive...

And livin' in the fridge... livin' in the fridge
Livin' in the fridge... livin' in the fridge

There's something gross in the fridge today
It's iced and growin' more blonde hair
It's been there since last week
If you like the object
In that baggie over there
Then mister, you're more pathetic than I

It's livin' in the fridge
You can't stop (dysentary) the girl from stalkin' (dysentary)
Livin' in the fridge
Can't tell why (dysentary) it's there at all (dysentary)
Livin' in the fridge
You can't stop (dysentary) the girl from stalkin' (dysentary)
Livin' in the fridge

Tell me, do you think she should be carbon dated
Fumigated or creamated and buried at sea?
You try to save a little bit of you're home cookin'
Couple weeks later, got a scary-lookin' Relena
It always happens my stalker
Again & again & again & again

Somethin' stinks in the fridge today
And it's been rottin' there all week
She could have aten liver cake or wooly mammoth steak
Well, maybe I should another peek...

Relena: Brrrrrr... Heeeeerooooo...
Heeero: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!! *slams door in her face*

Livin' in the fridge
You can't stop (dysentary) the girl from stalkin' (dysentary)
Livin' in the fridge
Can't tell why (dysentary) it's there at all (dysentary)
Livin' in the fridge
You can't stop (dysentary) the girl from stalkin' (dysentary)
Livin' in the fridge
Livin' in the fridge
Don't know why it's there, Don't know why it's there
Livin' in the fridge
Don't know why it's there, Don't know why it's there
Livin' in the fridge
Don't know why it's there at all
Livin' in the fridge, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Duo: Man, Heero, you got some scary shit in your fridge!
Heero: You're telling me.. -.-

To Be Continued...