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One morning Poppa Rocs and Bo-bobo were waking up from sleeping. Bo-bobo was snuggiling with his care bear blanket while Poppa Rocs was admiering the large boobs in his playboy magazine.
Poppa Rocs: Get up Fat ass!
Bo-bobo: I'M NOT FAT I JUST HAVE BIG BONES! OH DEAR GOD! I CRAPPED MY PANTS!!!
Poppa Rocs: LET ME EAT IT!!!!
Poppa Rocs then pounced on top of Bo-bobo and started to bite his butt.
Bo-bobo: These are my favorite pants! I'm gonna kick your ass!!!
Poppa Rocs: NEVER! I'm a ninja so you can't do that! I'm getting the wasabi!!!
Bo-bobo: NOOOO! My mommy made that for me!
Poppa Rocs ran into the kitchen and grabbed the wasabi out of the fridge. Bo-bobo ran up behind him and kicked him in the nuts. Pappa Rocs fell to the ground while grabbing his croch. Bo-bobo began to laugh at him!
Poppa Rocs: I am going to have kids someday ya know!
Bo-bobo: With the way your face looks, your kids are probably going to look like Michael Jackson and Brittney Spears mixed together! HAHAHAHA! Besides your probably going to get aids and die before you have kids! HAHAHA!
Poppa Rocs: You shouldn't of said that!!!
Poppa Rocs then sprayed wasabi in Bo-bobos eyes. Bo-bobo began screaming like a girl.
Poppa Rocs laughed at him!
Jelly Jiggler then ran through the door playing with a hello kitty doll.
Jelly: OMG! IT'S THE NEWEST DOLL OUT!
Poppa Rocs: Hey Jelly look at Bo-bobo, he screams like a girl!
Jelly: Your right! He does scream like a girl!
Jelly Jiggler and Poppa Rocs laughed at him! Bo-bobo sprinted over to them and punched them in the stomach!
Bo-bobo: WHAT NOW! YOU CRY LIKE A GIRL!!!!
Poppa Rocs: I DO NOT!
Jelly: Actually you do!
Bo-bobo and Jelly Jiggler started teasing him and laughing at him.
Poppa Rocs: Well...Uh...oh yea!...AT LEAST I DON'T PLAY WITH DOLLS!
Jelly: Yea you do!
Jelly Jiggler reached under his bed and grabbed Poppa Rocs' Polly Pocket doll.
Poppa Rocs: That's not mine!
Bo-bobo: Sure!
Poppa Rocs: SO! IT WAS ON SALE!
Bo-bobo punched Poppa Rocs in the face! Jelly Jiggler sat on Poppa Rocs face and crapped on it!
Poppa Rocs: Oh God! What did you eat!?
Jelly: Well, I ate steak, eggs, spinach, bread, pizza, choclate, milk, and a sandwhich!
Bo-bobo: I WANT TO GO TO K-MART! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!
Poppa Rocs: I WANT TO GO TO THE STRIP CLUB!
Jelly: I WANT TO GO TO TOYS R US
Poppa Rocs, Jelly Jiggler, and Bo-bobo started fighting. Bo-bobo grabbed Jelly and slamed him into the wall. Poppa Rocs kicked Bo-bobo in the stomach. Jelly Jiggler grabbed Bo-bobo by the ear and threw him into the wall. Bo-bobo sprayed Jelly Jiggler with his nose hair. Poppa Rocs managed to get out of the action. He grabbed a megaphone that appeard out of no were.
Poppa Rocs: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU PANZIS!
Bo-bobo and Jelly stopped fighting.
Poppa Rocs: Lets just go to the strip club to day and do the other stuff tommrow!
Bo-bobo and Jelly: FINE!
Bo-bobo, Poppa Rocs, and Jelly Jiggler walked out the door and to the strip club.
Each of them got lap dances from a fat guy named Sally McPoo. They all got drunk and attacked a little old lady. Bo-bobo started running down the street and spraying random old people with his nose hair.
Bo-bobo: THAT COMMERCIAL LIED! OLD PEOPLE DON'T LAST FOREVER!
Bo-bobo walked up to the old guy with a broken back.
Bo-bobo: Now that your back's broken, you should call the cooter store. OMG! YOU COULD CALL THE PEOPLE FROM THE LIFE ALERT COMMERCIAL!
Old Guy: ALL THEIR PRODUCTS ARE SHIT!
The old guy then died. Bo-bobo kicked him. He didn't wake up.
Bo-bobo: OMG! HE'S DEAD! I ACTUALLY KILLED SOMEONE IN REAL LIFE AND NOT ON A VIDEO GAME!
Jelly Jiggler, Poppa Rocs, and Bo-bobo: OH DEAR GOD! IT'S THE COPS! RUN!
Bo-bobo, Jelly Jiggler, and Poppa Rocs are now wanted for beating a little old lady and spraying random old guys with nose hair.
THE END!
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