Conagratulations! You have received your new BRAINIAC5! In order to make sure he is a happy ridiculously smart egotistic Coluan, please read and follow the following instructions carefully!
Real Name: Querl Dox
Code Name: Brainiac 5
Home Planet: Colu
Power(s): 12th level intelligence
Height: kind of short
Weight: Wouldn't you like to know?
TO ACTIVATE YOUR NEW BRAINIAC5:
You should have a medium sized box. Do not panic, your BRAINIAC5 is probably doing intensely difficult mathematical problems in seconds.
1. Open the box. BRAINIAC5 comes with a communicator and a flight ring.
2. Place the communicator and flight ring outside the box. BRAINIAC5 will then come out and put these on.
3. BRAINIAC5 will become content and associate you with OWNER.
THINGS BRAINIAC5 COMES WITH:
You don't have to spend a ton of money and time caring for BRAINIAC5. BRAINIAC5 comes with various thigs to amuse himself with when you don't want to challenge him on his intelligence.
Legion of Superheroes Flight Ring
Legion of Superheroes Communicator
A mental calculator
A giant ego
THINGS BRAINIAC5 CAN DO:
Your new BRAINAC5 comes with a 12th level intelligence, which can help with many things, including the following:
MATH HOMEWORK-Brainiac's 12th level intelligence will do your math homework in seconds...if he feels like it.
ANY HOMEWORK-Brainiac's 12th level intelligance can do ALL your homework in a matter of minutes...if he's not already somewhat busy.
COMPUTER MAINTENANCE-Brainy's tech knowledge can come in handy with just about any computer problems, including problems resulting from AOL!
LITTLE BROTHER ROLE-He can annoy you to no end...or you can torture him :P Or give him cookies(thanks to PriestessOfNox!)
COMPATIBILITY:
SUPERMAN- COMPATIBLE as friends(or fan and hero), may be paired
LIGHTNING LAD- COMPATIBLE as friends
SATURN GIRL- COMPATIBLE as friends
TIMBERWOLF- COMPATIBLE as friends
PHANTOM GIRL- COMPATIBLE as friends
TRIPLICATE GIRL-COMPATIBLE as friends
BOUNCING BOY- COMPATIBLE as friends
FATAL FIVE- NOT COMPATIBLE, they are enemies
MEKT RANZZ- NOT COMPATIBLE, they are enemies
LEGION OF SUPERVILLAINS-NOT COMPATIBLE, they are enemies
FAQ:
WARRANTY
This declares that you can return BRAINIAC5 if he grows facial hair, gets 1+1 wrong, and claims insanity.