On to Chapter 2.

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So now Bella has learnt of Ava (closet tranny) and Kian (just...major gay. Like Damien gay x 56546546). She was quite surprised why Emmett was hanging out with such ugly people, while in reality they were just depressingly average, it was just the gayness shining through :)

"Ok. Bella, Ava, Kian. You guys have to help me" Emmett was looking quite frustrated

"What's happening? IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH EDWARD BBY??" bella was panicking as she does.

"Ugh no piss off Bella. The thing is...Miley Cyrus-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" the Jonas Brothers? wait where the hell did they come from?

"SHUT UP YOU FAGGOTS. As I was saying, Miley Cyrus is here, and....she wants Edward"

"What does that little bitch want with my husband?"

"BELLA! SHUSH-"

"KEBAB!" they all screamed

"GOD YOU GUYS WILL YOU LET ME SPEAK??? PLEASE???"

Emmett turned red. Deep, deep red. Then he exploded.

"Oh great, so that was our only chance to get the information about Miley and Edward." Ava looked really pissed off.

"I know about Miley and Edward...." Nick Jonas whispered.

"Yeah, but you're a Jonas Brother, which means you can't be taken seriously" Kevin said

"YOu'RE A JONAS BROTHER TOO!" Nick screamed. Then HE exploded. what the hell, right?

"Kevin piss off and eat your Starbucks" Bella rolled her eyes.

"Actually, you DRINK Starbucks, unless you're a lard ass and get cake too"

"STOP ARGUING" Ava (control freakkk) screamed. God I hope she doesn't explode too. "Kian, you haven't said much. What do you think we should do? Try and find Edward?"

Kian "I WANT TO SEE MY SHINY BBY EDWARD"

"I'll take that as a yes..." Kevin laughed

So they set off, releasing their gayness to the outside world.

EDWARDS POV

Where the hell am I...oh...this place looks nice

"hey y'all"

Who the-?

A young girl, with streaked brown hair and skanky clothes walked in

"I'm Miley Cyrus"

Sounds like a stripper (Author's Note: Oh he has NO idea XD)

"Don't worry bby I won't hurt you" Miley said

I don't trust her...I suddenly remembered a song

Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho.

O_o SHE'S A HO. I SHOULDN'T TRUST HER.

Wait a second, I'm a freaking vampire! I can read her mind. aha!

Miley's Thoughts: "I WILL RAPE THIS SXC VAMPIRE!"

OH SHIT!

TO BE CONTINUED

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honestly, this is a joke, I love twilight, jonas brothers, and miley cyrus :) don't read on if you get offended easily!