Mean Girls

By: Aeta Aella

Warning: Silly stuff

Disclaimer: I have no claim to either Winx Club or Teen Titans.

Did she tell you that you're ugly? Mean girls gonna make you cry. Take your homework, plan your make up, then they're gonna steal your guy. Spread some gossip, steal your locker. Tell you "You're loser-nerd!" Humiliating, misery, that's why they need to hurt. Mean girls are popular, mean girls are cool, mean girls are icy-cold, that's why mean girls rule. Kick your booty, trash your rep, mean girls always put you down. Diss your hair, shame your outfit, then they run you out of town. Mean girls are popular, mean girls are cool, mean girls are icy-cold, that's why the mean girls rule. Mean girls, mean girls.

Jinx listened to the song with amusement. She had been flipping channels and had stopped for a few seconds at this channel. She flipped to another channel, that always played the channel she had heard the Winx song on about six minutes after. "What a true song." She said with a wide smirk, ignoring the rest of them. Raven simply rolled her eyes, continuing reading her book, If I Pay Thee Not In Gold, that Jinx had recommended to her. It was a very good book after all.

Beast Boy jumped up indignantly. "Nuh-uh, Good boys are way better!" He yelled before Cyborg yanked him back down. "Dude! What was that for!?" He squawked.

"Because we're still playing this video game, in case you haven't noticed!" Cyborg said as his car got ridiculously far ahead of Beast Boy's. He crowed in victory, paying no attention to the music video. Jinx doubted he even heard it. She was glad the Titans had gotten another television after the two newest ones moved in.

Robin and Starfire were still attached at the face. Robin had finally made his feelings for her clear (Something about a ninja, ink and Japan...), as if it wasn't obvious, and now they were almost always together.

The song came on again and Jinx jumped up and started to dance. She grinned and again, everyone ignored her, though BeastBoy squeaked indignantly while keeping his eyes centered on the game.

Did she tell you that you're ugly? Mean girls gonna make you cry. Take your homework, plan your make up, then they're gonna steal your guy.

Jinx grinned as sweet memories of the HIVE came drifting through her mind. That hideous girl, Frakendaughter or something. Looked like a corpse. Left in tears and disgrace. Her own fault. Shouldn't've tried to cheat off Jinx's test. I mean, how good could she be as a villain if she couldn't even pass the hero torture test? ...Perhaps she should tell a little story about that incident, and the actual test answers, to Beast Boy sometimes. It always gratifies Raven when he comes crying to her about bad dreams.

She also remembered when she had that crush on Cyborg. When he was Stone. Ah, good memories of making Bumble Bee's make-up explode in her face. And Stone asked her for the dance. She may have missed the chance for the Sadie Hawkins, but she got one of the two dances. And no, she didn't still have the crush on him. It was mainly born of being the best at the school and wanting the best with her. Naturally, Stone had been the best so she wanted him.

Spread some gossip, steal your locker.

They were all villains in training, stealing and gossip? Natural. You wouldn't believe the kind of things you would find out. They knew almost everything about almost everyone. Don't believe it? Robin can sew. Don't believe that? Look under his bed, you'll find a plushie that like just like a certain alien princess. Also, behind Raven's happy/sad statue there was a giant chicken plushie. No one knew why she had it or where she got it from. And, Speedy had a pet fish named Hotty. Lex Luthor sucks his thumb while asleep. The Joker and the Penguin were second cousins.

See, they know everything. Oh, and your parents eat Santa Clauses cookies. But don't worry, Santa Claus drinks their booze, so they're all equal.

Tell you "You're loser-nerd!"

Weeell, they had used worse language then that, but it got the point across.

Humiliating, misery, that's why they need to hurt.

Yeah, Jinx didn't have the best past. But that wasn't why she had been a "Mean Girl" and it was not why she still was, to some extent. Jinx danced on, grinning a Cheshire cat grin.

Mean girls are popular, mean girls are cool, mean girls are icy-cold, that's why mean girls rule.

Did this need any explanation? Jinx danced on grinning, and all the cheerleaders and villainesses danced with her(in her mind). No one could deny, really…

Mean girls rule!