Author Notes
Alrightie, So chpter 2, Obsessive let me ost becuz It was under the mark, that she wanted to break. Yea...oh and the ending, was PURELY for her alone, and he little fan girl miserygirl becuz she is so nice. so. yea. enjoy, REVEIW!
When I finally awoke, I found myself in bed, comfortably tucked all the way around with blankets. My first thoughts were, oh this is comfortable, then it hit me that last time I was conscious Naruto was wrapping his arms around me, as I was working toward going to the bathroom to stop a hardcore nosebleed. Now I'm lying in bed, naked. Yay. I sat up and saw Naruto sitting on the chair in my room, just sitting there, and watching my every move with this look that…I can't quite explain. Like 'you don't wanna know what I did to you in your sleep.' I was about to get up, and either take a knife to his throat, or get that bat again, but something told me to ask instead up make assumptions. "Naruto?"
"Yes, Sasuke-kun?" Arg, I was about to kill that bastard, but I was naked, and that would mean I'd have to get out of bed.
"What the hell…did you do to me…in my sleep?" I managed to throw out there clenching my teeth. "I'll tell you exactly what happened from the time you fell out, to right now." Ok this was agreeable. So I sat there, and waited for, I'll say, two minutes, before yelling, "Before I'm dead, would be nice!!!"
"Oh you want me to tell you now?" He sounded so…different when he asked, I just wanted him dead even more. "Actually, yes"
"Oh, okay, well when you were 'looking at your pictures', I walked over to look at them with you! So I walked over there, and wrapped my arms around you, and you passed out, after spilling, ehh…maybe a quart of blood on me." Oh my god, you drown the guy Sasuke, congratulations. "Out of my nose?" oh how I really didn't want him to answer that…
"Yea. So I thought something was wrong with you, especially since after I did that, you also fell limp in my arms. So I was thinking 'oh my god, I just killed Sasuke with my touch!' and then I realized how retarded that sounded. And looked at you to see, that you had just fallen out, and gotten a nosebleed. By the way why did you get a nosebleed in the first place?" Ok…what should I tell him…god dammit of all the times, for your brain to cut off, now was not the time!
"I'll tell you when you finish…maybe" Ok, hesitant maybe, what if he thinks to wrongly of it. Did I just get raped? Oh my god! "So then, I realized…we were alone…in your apartment…and you were knocked out…with a nosebleed." Oh, my god, I did get raped!
"Oh course my first thought was 'rape is imminent' then I realized how pissed you would be that either A. you were not on top, B. You were passed out, and couldn't enjoy it, to say the least, or C. Wtf? Sasuke? Getting raped? Now I KNOW that would NOT fly with you."
"Naruto, still not explaining why I'm naked, can we hurry up and get to that?"
"Oh yea, so anyway, by the time I had actually thought about this, I already had you naked…ehh, sorry. But I just tucked you in, and watched you sleep, which was almost just as enjoyable." He sounded satisfied with his answer. But right now, I don't believe a thing he's saying "Naruto?"
"Yes Sasuke-kun?" There was that damned voice again.
"If you leave I'll put some clothes on, then, I'll try my hardest not to kill you."
"For what? I didn't touch you…much" The fact that I should have cringed, but didn't scared me just a little more then anything else. And on top of all this, I was still naked, in bed, with Naruto just feet away from me. And then last year's birthday present came back to mind, the whole reason I was naked in bed in the first place. Arg.
I opened my mouth to say something crude, and vile, but while thinking I had closed my eyes, and began rubbing my temples, not realizing that Naruto was under no supervision. So, as my mouth was about to throw up the foulest words I had ever spoken, they were stopped, by the taste of ramen, and veggies. And I realized, that there was only one thing I knew to taste of ramen, and veggies, and that taste was Naruto. While I left Naruto unattended, to go over to my thoughts, he had snuck over given me a kiss that was unforgettable. When he pulled away, he said almost in a happy, completely satisfied tone, "Happy Birthday, Sasuke-kun." And the most beautiful shade of pink fell across his nose. And a light chuckle, it looked like he had been holding in matured into a laugh, "Oh, and I did rape you."