AUTHORS NOTE: Ho snap, look it! An update. Woah. WOAH. Yeah, so, don't expect anything great. I'm almost ready to just drop this story and come back to it next year. I know I said I'd update after Halloween, but erm..well...it's...after Halloween? Hee. Sorry for the late date peoples, but with schoooool, and frieeeends, and whatnot, plus the fact that I wrote this because I was in a pissy mood..Well..I'm not pissy right now, but I hope this chapter won't completely suck. Yar.

Disclaimer: I'm still in highschool...in OHIO...you think I own these characters??

(Riku's p. o. v.)

Alright..so..it's been a month and he STILL refuses to be my eternal love. What is wrong with this kid? I mean...come on...I'm RIKU. RIKU. That should explain everything. People are on a waiting list to be my eternal love, and this kid, he's not even on a list, he's like..too illiterate to write his name down or something. UHG. Oh well...I'll get him...one way...or another..nana nah nah...I'm gonna getcha getcha-

"Getcha..."

"What?"

"...what?"

"..'Getcha' what?"

"..."

"..?"

"...what?"

"Oh god...just..pay attention to the assignment would you?" I blinked slowly at the brunette and nodded, not really sure what the assignment was. I glanced at the piece of paper sitting in front of me and saw that we were supposed to be doing a parody dialogue(we're in theatre right now). Hmm..maybe we could do a modern day Romeo and Juliette-Romeo and Julian style. Hee.

"We're not doing anything gay nor Shakespearian, Chateau." I pouted at Sora and mentally pledged to get him into a dress someday.

"Well, darling, what do you suggest then?"I leaned on one hand and lifted a brow at the cutie. Sora puckered his mouth in thought for a moment and then beamed at me.

"I say we do a parody of Wicked or something. I can be Glinda and you can be Elphaba, except like, my name will be Glen and your's can be Elphy. How's that sound?"

"Great! You're brilliant, I never would have thought of that! You adorable genius you!"I gave him my most encouraging smile, even though I have no clue what Wicked is.

"Awesome! So what act do you want to parody!?"...Act?

"Erm...how about...that one..where...Alfalfa(1.) and Gloria are-"

"Elphaba and Glinda...you have NO clue what Wicked is...do you.."Ah...so..a statement rather than a question.

"No...But er...any idea of yours is bound to be great, right?"

Weak smile.

"I want. A different. Partner."

"But Sora!"

"Mr. Valentine!" Oh cruuuud.

"Yes Sora?" Oh god, he's coming this way! Bad vampire, BAD, go back to your coffin!

"I would like to request a different partner Mr. Valentine." Sora, Sora, why must you wound me so?

"No he wouldn't, he's just joking!"

"No I'm not! I don't-mhp!" Aha, and the hand over the mouth trick does it in for the loud mouth.

HOMG-Ebol glare of cute and cuddly DOOM.

"Riku, hands to yourself. And Sora, I'm sorry, everyone has already gotten to work, I can't switch you this time. How about next time you just pick a different partner, okay? I apologize, but I'm sure you can make it work." Yes, that's right bloodsucker, walk away, back to the shadows ye demon spawn!

Blank stare.

Oooh...mind reader ay?

"Chateau...Chateau..."

Ha, read this Mr. Creepy pants...I'm...thinking of an image...I'll give you five bucks if you say it out loud...

"Oh my gosh, I'm naked!"

"What!?"My eyes snapped to Sora who rolled his eyes and groaned. I shot a look at Mr. Creepy pants and quirked a brow.

Oooh, so he can send mental images to other people too, huh? A worthy opponent I see.

"Riku, pleaaaase. Pay attention...stop looking at me like that."

"EEEEEEEEEEE, you said my name! I KNEW you loved me!" I am just gonna smother this child with all the love my awesome self can produce!

"Stop it we-"

-BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING-

"Oops, gotta get to class! I'll see you later snookums!" And now, onward to World Government Studies, and then, Anatomy!!Where I get to see Sora AND Axel! WOO. Party.

(Sora's p.o.v.)

Kill me. Do it now.

For the love of all that is good and holy, kill. Me. NOW.

I sighed as I toted my heavy bag to my next class, Pre Cal(2.). Yar. When is he gonna take a hint? I mean, sure he's attractive, what with the hair, and the body, and the eyes, and the voice and whatnot. And sure, whenever he talks seriously(as rare as that occurs) his voice turns my insides into liquidy stew(which, by the way, I should probably talk to a doctor about),but I am NOT GAY.

I am not going to give in and throw myself at him like...like..some manho! Banish the thought, for I, Sora Strife, am straight. I like GIRLS. And just because I'll admit(to myself only)that Riku is 'hawt' does NOT mean I'm going to suddenly like boys and date him. I don't even get why he keeps bugging me anyways, maybe it's the challenge or something. Yeah...that's it..It's the challenge! Well I refuse to be a game. As a Strife, I have an overabundance of pride, and I refuse to throw that out and become some kind of trophy! YAR.

On to Pre Cal! Yay equations!

(Roxas p.o.v.)

"Mph...nn"

"hmm..."

"Mnnnn..AH"

SMASH.

"Uuhhhn..mm"

"Axel-mmmnph"

"mmrrr"

"Ax-ah!"

CRASH. And that's the sound of yet another janitorial supply being killed.

"Whaaaaaat?"

Grope.

"Axel, the bell rang two minutes ago! We have to GO."I tried to push the wandering hands away but the boy is relentless!

"Oh come on Roxy, we still have 3 minutes to get to our next classes...just give me 2 more of those and we're good to go."

"Are you kidding me? My class is on the other side of-mmph!"

Okay..Okay. I know what you're thinking. One month and then suddenly I'm making out with this kid in a janitor's closet? Yeah..well..erm..yeah. Well, it's not like we're just making out or anything. We've been on a few official dates and all, so it's not like I'm being a man slut or something. I mean, we're pretty much boyfriends..I just don't want to say it out loud, because then the cracks about being the girl of the relationship come out and I like to delude myself thank you very much.

I smacked Axel's hand's away and detached myself from the lanky redhead. I was not gonna be late to Drawing 1 just because Axel was in a kissy face mood. No sir.

"Rooooooxaaaaas! Nuuuuuuuu."

"Yeeeeeeees. Go to class, Axel. I don't wanna be late again!" I pushed him back and straightened my clothes a bit before opening the door and walking out into the barely populated hall. Waving goodbye over my shoulder and merging with the other passing students towards my class. I saw Axel give me the 'I'm so pitiful and cute how can you do this to me' look and rolled my eyes, turning my attention to getting to the other side of the school before the class bell rang. Why do I put up with him? I rubbed at my red-bruised lips and smirked. Oh yeah.

That's why.

(Axel's p.o.v.)

Yes, I am god.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Dunbar. I know, it sucked, and there's no plot or anything..so I think this might be the last chapter. I don't really feel like writing pure crap all the time..But er, lemme know what you think, and I guess if enough of you like it, I'll keep going. I mean..it wasn't written with a plot in the first place...soooo. ya.

(1.)The one boy at school, Ryan, did that. I was gonna smack the biotch. I asked if he knew about Wicked, and he said yeah, so when I started asking him his favorite parts, he called Elphaba 'Alfalfa'. That loser.

(2.)Pre CalHARD. It's what all the smarties take. So, go Sora. You show them who's intelligent, girlfriend!