Here's the second chapter, I'm still not sure if I'll keep doing this or not, but for now please enjoy!


August 19th

God! I hate that nerd. As I said in my last entry, I pranked Freddie yesterday, filled his locker with a mixture of horseradish, guacamole, chilli dip and something I got from Tanya. When he opened his locker during lunch, it fell out and ended up in his bag that he left open. What makes it better is he was flirting with Carly at that time, which makes it all better than it could have been. He says that his bag is ruined. I don't get why he's angry at me, I didn't put it in his bag and I emptied his locker before I put the chiz in, so the only thing he can blame me for is putting it in there. Still, he's making me pay for a new bag and everything that was in his ruined one. I showed him his stuff from his locker but he says it wasn't enough. Now, I've gotta pay him with money I don't have and I have to do three weeks worth of detention. Some good things did come from this though, paying for the nub's replacements will make me unable to by things I need for school projects, so I can't get done by the faculty. Ha! I'd like to see their faces when they realise their mistake, but I guess they'll tell me to do it in detention with stuff from school and punish me if I don't do it anyway.

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After several minutes of eating fried chicken, I've decided that this isn't that exciting and if someone was snooping a look in here they'd think This is a waste of time. Which I don't like the sound of for some reason. Maybe it's what the snooper would think of me after reading it that makes want to make more exciting. Whoever would read this must either be really lonely, have a huge crush on me or someone posted it online and they're just innocent web-goers.
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Talking again about today, after school I walked to the Shay's apartment with Carly, trying to persuade her into giving me money to repay the nub, she said 'you'd better pay me back.' Pff. There's more chance of Fredward dating Carly than there is of me paying her back. As I did everyday I marched toward the fridge to raid it for meat or something very sugary. While I'm eating my weight in ham, Carly sits down on her couch, announces to her brother she's back and starts to relax. Not 5 minutes later, the door opens and guess who comes strolling in thinking he has a high self-esteem. That's right, Frediffer, 'King' of the dorks. You see I used some of those funny marks around the word King, that's 'cos I don't entirely believe he's a man, he's barely a boy anyway. God knows that kid annoys me in ways others can't comprehend (wow! Long word) and he takes delight in the effect he has on me. Although, sometimes I have thought about how he exactly makes me feel but it scares me and that isn't something you'd hear me admit out loud. Anyway, he comes in looking too cocky for his own good and starts yammering on about his 4 gigahertz somethingorother for iCarly and he never takes into account that no one cares about the techy chiz he does as long as it works. So he heads upstairs for about 2 hours and decided to interrupt us watching Girly Cow to get us to see what he had done. I passed, obviously, whereas Carly agreed out of pity for the nub. They came back down quite soon after they disappeared, Carly giggling away and Fredley looking like he just a ghost or an old lady nude. I asked her what just happened but she just laughed it off saying 'it's nothing to worry about.' I was finding it hard to stop the sniggers coming out of my mouth at the sight of his face and soon I was in full on guffawing. Then he got wazzed off and stormed out of the apartment, me and Carly still laughing. It was funny to see his face but it still makes me wonder what had happened upstairs, I mean, he's 16 nearly 17 and I don't think Carly could make him that mortified (ooh, another big word). The more I think about it, the more I want/need to know.

I should really stop now and get some sleep. Yet again it's about 2am, and I have a test I need to flunk tomorrow. See ya!


Some head-scratching stuff in this, what happened to Freddie? What did Carly do? You don't know yet but neither do I so I guess that's that.

Please read, review and maybe gimme some ideas for things to happen (if you can be bothered).

Thanks for reading!