A/N: Woo, Update finally! Okay...So here's the first chapter: Enjoy, because it wasn't fun to write. At all. Thanks to: Eulaliaaaa, The Queen of Valencia Torgue and ragerman for the reviews. Er, I think stuff'll be explained as the story goes along; Updates may be slow. Sorry if the formatting is bad, I blame OpenOffice...
He opened his eyes and smelled a delicious aroma emanating from the kitchen. He tried to sit up and groaned, it felt like he had fallen off of a cliff.
"Gregor",He heard his sister Lizzie say from the small doorway to his small bedroom. "It's time for breakfast." He tried sitting up in his bed again, this time succeeding through sheer will-power.
Lizzie gave him a quizzical look at the difficulty he had at getting out of bed.
"I'm coming," He said reassuringly and watched as she left. He quickly hopped out of bed-with some slight pain-got dressed, and walked to the kitchen.
As he entered the kitchen he feasted his eyes upon the gorgeous looking pancakes already at the table. Fairly thick and wide, syrup freshly poured on top with a plump dollop of whipped cream on top. Lizzie, Boots and his parents were already sitting at the table. He sat down and joined them at the table, they started eating.
It was Delicious, the pancakes were perfect with such an amazing texture. As Gregor was dreamily eating his pancakes, he looked out of a window and saw it. In a Bird Nest, just outside the window. The Golden Oreo Cookie.
It Looked so delicious, he blinked slowly to make sure it was there, it had vanished. All that was in the birds nest was a spotted white bird egg.
The Oreo's Point of View.
Here I was, just a golden Oreo cookie sitting on a pedestal enjoying my time, and then this boy comes along and grabs me with his sweaty hands! The Nerve of him! Then he has to drag me around this underground maze and practically forgets about me. While he was at it, he of course just had to run into ants-Giant ants. As I was getting dragged around this labyrinth of tunnels he came out into a large opening and decided to fall on some stalagmites.
Except that he didn't, no he had crashed onto a giant black bat-which probably hurt-on his way down. Did the kind bat thing to save me?
No, no it did not. Instead I was left to fall all the way down and crash roughly on the stalagmites.
As I watched the giant black bat fly away with the grubby-handed human,one of those giant-ants from earlier came and grabbed me in its pincers and carried me off to a cave leaving the stalagmite field.
They carried me on for hours until reaching an ornately carved stone bridge, that spanned a large river. They started to race across it only to get ambushed by flying bat-humans wielding swords. The ant dropped me as it was slashed into halves, I rolled nicely off the bridge and into the river with a nice plop. Then one of those bat-humans grabbed me out of the river and flew off with me.
Something was wrong with the way this bat-human was flying though...It slowly started to tip and then spiraled down slamming into the ground at the entrance of a cave. I flew through the air landing a short ways in the tunnel, this was getting old. Oh great a rat, a filthy little rat. That rat snatched me in it's arms and dragged me away. Blemishing my shining gold-self.
It carried me along for hours, slowly sloping upwards until is split off in several directions. The Rat hesitated for a few seconds before scampering off down one of the tunnels. After going down the tunnel for a long ways, it entered into a barely noticeable hole in the wall. The small hole steepened quickly and we burst out into the middle of an alley way in a large city. Well this was just wonderful, this rat was planning on eating me.
Dragging me towards the end of the alley and a slightly busy street it stopped. Teeth ready to sink into my Golden...Well, body; a hawk came swooping down and snatched the rat and myself. Carrying us both towards its nest.