A/N: So, yeah, I was rereading the first chapter and gave myself the ultimate facepalm when the words processed in my head. WTF? WTF? WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF? So. Yeah. HA.

Pein stalked the hallways of Konoha Academy, sulking at the thought of agreeing with his notorious friends. Dark aura eminated from him as random students cowered beside him.

Whether it was involuntary or what, the ginger made his way towards the girls' dormitories. He almost tripped on some dirty laundry piled in the middle of the hall when he felt a tug on the hem of his shirt, strong enough to hold him up.

"Wha-" It took him a moment to finally register what was happening, and he quickly regained his balance. He stood in shock, his face was almost ruined. He may not look like it, but Pein was a little conceited. Okay, so maybe he was A LOT. It couldn't be helped, half of your popularity depended on HOW you LOOK.

"Whoah, you almost got facepalmed by the floor there." his "savior" laughed.

Pein's ears tingled at the sound of his "savior"'s laugh. How angelic. He immediately turned around.

"I-I... uh... thank you!" he bowed as a light blush tainted his cheeks. Slightly thankful but mostly embarrassed that he was saved by a girl.

"No worries!" she chuckled.

Pein rose his head to meet her pretty orange ones.

"Whoah." his blush deepened when he saw her smile at him. Her short blue hair framed her face perfectly. He thought he was in love. He wasn't even getting to the great part. Oh what a woman. Her body was just...

"Hi, I'm Konan!" Pein shook his head as he noticed the female held out her hand to him.

"Uh... hello! I-I'm, uh, P-Pein." he couldn't believe he was stuttering. In front of a girl, no less. No. In front of an angel. When he reached for her hand, he felt electrified. God, what was this woman doing to him?

"So, uh, ahem. What exactly are you doing here in the girls' dorm?" Konan smirked, noticing the blush on the male's face. She hadn't let go of his hand yet, and this made Pein blush even more.

"Uh, I wasn't.. I.. You won't believe me even I told you the truth." he sighed in defeat.

"Try me." she smirked, knowing what was coming to her.

"Well, I was just walking around when my feet involuntarily dragged themselves here."

"That's..." she paused, waiting for his reaction. Pein flinched as she smirked even more. "...plausible."

Pein let out a breath he didn't know he was holding. 'What's the deal with this girl? She seems kind of... different.'

Konan stopped smirking when she noticed the ginger was now staring intently at her. What she did next, was totally unexpected.

She kissed him. (A/N: SOOOO, it wasn't TOTALLY unexpected... but... then.. hahahaha whatever.) And there were fireworks, and butterflies and electricity and all that other cliche stuff.

"Wha-what are you doing?" he said as she broke away from him. And he was really red.

"Well, you aren't gay, are you?" she placed her hands on her waist.

"N-No! Of course not! That'd be preposterous!" he defended himself as he tried to hide the red streak across his cheeks.

He couldn't quite make eye contact with her, as embarrassed as he was.

"Well, what's wrong?" Konan raised a brow, suspicious of his weary actions.

"T-That was..."

"Amazing."

"N-No."

"What? You mean you did't feel all that?"

"N-No, that's not what I m-meant."

"Well, what then?"

"..." Pein could only blush more.

"I get it," Konan's eyes showed a slight glint as she smirked at the embarrassed ginger. "...that was your first kiss right?"

Pein only turned red.

"HAHAHA! Well then," Konan took Pein's hand, looked at him straight in the eye and continued, "as the person who took your lips' virginity, I, Konan, will be your girlfriend from now on."

'I guess different is kind of fascinating.'

And that was how Pein got in another weird situation.

A/N: I know it's short. It was MEANT to be short. So.. yeah. TBC! :ppp