Disclaimer: We do not own Code Geass… or Skittles…
Author's Notes- Okay, the first chapter was really… really… dumb. But this one actually has substance to it, and isn't just one long digression… It mostly has to do with Jordan bugging the hell out of poor, innocent Suzaku. I'm going to put this chapter completely in the third person. Not because I got a complaint, but because it's bothering me and I'm a perfectionist. The Normal-Italics system is still here though.
Author's Notes- I love Suzaku, and would never torture him on purpose. It's just funny!
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One week later…
Jordan: C.C! C.C!
Ash: We painted our rooms!
Jordan: Mines purple!
Ash: Mines green. So… sorry C.C., your not allowed in there.
C.C: Huh? Why not?
Ash: 'Cause it's green… and your hair will blend in… so you'd be bald…
Jordan: And Lulu isn't allowed in mine 'cause then… (Creepy voice) He'd look like he has no eyes…!!
C.C: Oh… I get it!
Later that day…
(AT SCHOOL!!)
Milly: Jordan!! Ashleigh!!
Jordan and Ash: ELLO!
Milly: Would you like to do a special mission for me?
Ash: (excitedly) Okay!
Milly: You guys are sitting near Lelouch in our next class, so If you see him falling asleep like usual… wake him up for me, 'kay?
(Ash and Jordan solute her like they're in the military and walk away)
Next class…!
Teacher: (Drones on and on, drawing on the board)
Jordan: (Munches on Skittles) (Looks at Suzaku, on her right, and Ashleigh, on her left)
Suzaku: (Takes notes)
Ash: (Tries to sleep)
Jordan: (Looks to the table in front of her at Lelouch, sleeping with his hand situated in a strange position) (Nudges Ash)
Ash: (Whispers) What?
Jordan: (Also whispers) Look. (Points at Lelouch and takes a few more Skittles) How are we supposed to wake him up?
Ash: (Looks over Jordan's bag of Skittles) You have projectiles… use them… (Puts her head back on the table)
Jordan: Good idea! (Picks out a bright yellow Skittle and takes aim… fires!)
(The Skittle skids over Lulu's desk, not disturbing him in the slightest)
Jordan: Ugh, I missed… (Gets an idea and nudges Suzaku)
Suzaku: Hm? (Suddenly gets the Skittle bag shoved into his hand)
Jordan: Hold onto this for me, kay?
Suzaku: (Watches Jordan hide a handful of skittles and sets the bag by his books before continuing to take tokes)
Jordan: (Aims again… fires… hits him in the back)
Lelouch: (Happy dreams of destroying Britannia… and Mac and Cheese, maybe)
Jordan: (Picks up her last Skittle- she'd eaten the rest- and tosses it at Lulu's head)
(Bonk!)
Lelouch: (Suddenly wakes up from the blow to the head) What the-…? (Sees the several Skittles surrounding his desk and
turns around)
Jordan: (Acting nonchalant, looking straight ahead, with a finger pointed at Suzaku)
Suzaku: (Has no idea what's going on and keeps taking notes)
Lelouch: (Sees the bag of Skittles beside Suzaku's books. Glares at him)
Jordan: (Pokes Suzaku to get his attention)
Suzaku: (Looks up) (Notices Lelouch's look of pure evil)
Lelouch: (Mouths 'I will get you' and turns around)
Suzaku: (His pencil slowly falls out of his hand and clatters onto the desk) Huh… What did I do?
Jordan: (Tries to cover up her laughter with her hand)
Ash: (Buries her head in her arms and tries to laugh silently)
Suzaku: (Still completely oblivious to what's going on)
Later…
Ash:(Zzzzzzzz)
Lelouch:(Zzzzzzzzzz)
Suzaku:(Notes-notes)
Teacher: (Blah-lala)
Jordan: (Thinking) lalala so bored… Hmmm I wonder if Suzaku is ticklish?? (Leans over and pokes him) (Out loud) Poke. (Leans over again and pokes him) Poke.
Suzaku: (Quietly) Stop it…!
Jordan :(Pokes him two more times) Poke-poke!
Suzaku: (Moves over a little)
Jordan: Po-... po-? ...(Scoots towards him even more) Poke!
(This goes on till end of class…)
(BRING!)
(Suzaku gets up and walks away)
Jordan: (Leans over to poke Suzaku) POKE! (Reaches too far and falls into the floor) Ah! I missed!
Ash: So I noticed…
After class…
(Jordan follows Suzaku out the door and keeps poking him)
Jordan: Poke, poke, poke!
Suzaku: (Sighs) Could you please stop doing that?
Ash: (Sleepily looks at Jordan, then back to Suzaku and shakes her head)
Lelouch: (Suddenly walks up) I think it's fitting punishment.
Suzaku: (Looks up) What… What are you talking about, Lelouch?
Lelouch: I said I'd get you.
Suzaku: (Points at Jordan) You told her to do this!?
Lelouch: … No…
Suzaku: Oh… So… What're you going to do?
Lelouch: You'll see.
Suzaku: Uh huh… I'm so scared, Lelouch. What're you gonna do? Beat me at chess?
Jordan and Ash: (Start laughing)
Lelouch: (Walks away)
Suzaku: What's with that guy… I never did anything to him.
Jordan: Yeah, let's go with that.
Ash: (Staring into space) The evil protagonist will enact his revenge…
Jordan and Suzaku: (Pause) … What?
Ash: (Grabs Jordan and starts walking to their next class) Watch out for flying chess pieces!
Suzaku: (Pause) … What?
After school back at the clubhouse...
Suzaku: (Sitting at a desk with his home work)
Jordan: (Sitting on the couch watching T.V) Hey, Pretty Green Eyes!
Suzaku: (Keeps working)
Jordan: Pretty Green Eyes... PRETTY GREEN EYES! ... Preeeeeettttttyyyyy Grrrreeeennn Eeeeyyyyeeess…
...(AFTER ONE HOUR)...
Jordan: Pretty Green Eyes... Pretty Green Eyes!
Ash: (Walks in) Hey Suzaku… You know she's talking to you.
Suzaku: (Looks up) Huh, what?
Ash: YOU'RE Pretty Green Eyes!
Suzaku: Oh, um… What is it?
Jordan: Will you had me the remote!?
Suzaku: Yeah, sure- wait, what?! All this for an hour... JUST FOR THE REMOTE!!
Jordan: Yeah, got a problem with it?
Suzaku: (Hands her the remote and goes back to work)
Ash: (Joins Jordan on couch)
(C.C and Lelouch come walking down the stairs)
C.C: Lelouch… why are you Lelouch?
Lelouch: I don't have time to discuss philosophy with you, C.C.
Jordan and Ash: WE DO!!
C.C.: Really? So why is he Lelouch?
Ash: Lelouch is Lelouch because he's good like that!
Suzaku: (Looks up from his work just because of the conversation)
C.C.: Yeah, but… why is he good like that?
Jordan: Because he can do that!
Lelouch: (Pinches the bridge of his nose)
C.C.: Huh… but… Why can he do that?
Ash: Because he's Lelouch! Everything is completely understandable.
C.C.: Oh… Of course, I understand.
Lelouch: How can you understand THAT??
Jordan: Because she's C.C.
Lelouch: What?
C.C.: Yeah, Lelouch. Because I'm C.C.
Lelouch: … (His eye twitches and he walks away)
C.C: (Follows Lelouch)
Suzaku: … (Blink) … Okay then. (Keeps working)
Jordan: (Gets up and sits beside Suzaku) Hey, Pretty Green Eyes, guess what?
Suzaku: (Cautiously) What…?
Jordan: (Quickly rubs her cheek on his shoulder and pulls back so it looks like she's doing some twisted version of the robot) Purr!
Suzaku: (Looks at her)
Jordan: (Does it again) Purr!
Ash: Jordy, you're scaring the poor guy.
Jordan: (Looks down) Aw… (Suddenly cheerful) Oh well! (Sits back on the couch)
Suzaku: (Continues working because his mind can't process what just happened)
Later…
Jordan: C.C help me make dinner!
Ash: YOU'RE cooking??
Jordan: Yes! Do you have a problem with that?
Ash: Maybe... I think Lulu should cook!
Lelouch: Fine by me…
Suzaku: No way! He'll poison me for what ever the hell I did!
Ash + Jordan: (Snicker)
C.C: Can we order take out?
Nunnally: Haven't we had enough pizza lately?
Jordan: I told you I'd cook!
Ash: No! Lulu, cook.
Suzaku: No!
Ash: Want me to cook?
C.C: No, take out!
Lelouch: How about I cook and Suzaku can supervise so he can make sure that I don't poison him…
All: Fine!
Jordan, Ash, and C.C: (Sneak off to do something sneaky)
(By the time Lelouch and Suzaku are finished in the kitchen they walk into the living room where Jordan, Ashleigh, and C.C are playing Monopoly!)
C.C: (Moves the little doggy and picks up a card) "Go directly to jail"!?
Jordan and Ash: (Laugh)
Ash: (Rolls the dice and moves) Yes! Boardwalk! (Stands up) I own you all! (Laughs)
Jordan: (Suddenly flips the game board over) Oops!
C.C: Aw, I had a Get Out of Jail Free card…
Lelouch: Dinners ready…
(Everyone eats)
Suzaku: What's for dessert?
Jordan: I HAVE AN IDEA! (Runs up stairs and comes back holding a red bag) It's Skittles!!
Lelouch: (Stands up so fast he almost knocks over the table) IT WAS YOU!!
Jordan: Oh shit… (Drops the Skittles and runs for the door)
(For the rest of that night Jordan, Ashleigh, And C.C use walkie-talkies to tell Jordy where Lulu was hiding to ambush her.)
End
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Author's Notes- Okay, this chapter pretty much followed one central theme: Jordan annoying and scaring the hell out of Suzaku! Plus, maybe Lelouch thinking we're all mentally melted… I don't think Lelouch will actually take his revenge any time soon… Maybe Chapter 4… Who really knows? He has to think about it for a while and set it up.
Author's Notes- I LOVE SKITTLES!!
We know, Jordan… we know,
-Destiny
Next Chapter: Dead Lulu! (Summary: Lulu gets hit on the head pretty hard and thinks he's dead for a day.)