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DISCLAMER: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT…THANK GOD BUT I DO OWN THIS STORY PLOT AND KIRK.

CHAPTER 2

PETER'S POV

So… this is the Isabella Swan? The chick that Ran vampires out of town just with the smell of her blood? Wow. But she's so tiny and small she's like, like a little tiny newborn kitten seriously all innocent looking. These are the thoughts that I'm having as I'm stalking Isabella today… the say that caused the whole Cullen family to leave town. I started stalking this young lady before she even woke up today… yesterday to be exact. I saw her walk out of a bar and as soon as she got outside she immediately started running in a circle screaming and I quote

"I'm about to barf. Run out of town people run out of town!" the funny thing is she started to run after people with her cheeks all puffed out filled with what I'm guessing is the acid from the liquer and bile in her stomach. Finally she ended up running as some random guy and barfed all over the front of the guy. Then she said and I quote again…

"uh sorry man I geuss I cant really control where I barf he heh he." I really cant believe this girl. She was running in a circle screaming she's about to barf when she could have just barfed on the wall she chose some random guy…nice. But what happened to be the funniest thing is when the guy she barfed on said…

"Ms. Swan? What is the meaning of this? Your studying to become a police officer and your out here getting drunk and disturbing the peace? Where you planning on driving like this? If I were still in duty you would have either been put in jail or given a massive amount of tickets? Hmm?" who is this guy man those were my first thoughts then Isabella said…

"Mr. Dawson? You teach one of my classes don't you?...Oh your that loser that looks and acts like a total prude…man we spit paper balls at your shiny bald head every day that stuff is funny because you never even knew its such a shame because your such a dumb ass im surprised you were even ever able to become a teacher with your stupidity." Man this girl Is fucking her self up big time too bad its not the type of fucking up that'll pitch a tent in my pants that shis would have been sexy as hell. Maybe once I get to know her she get in the bed with me and Char….

BELLA'S POV

I wonder what happened last night, Sammie keeps on looking at me funny…did we fuck again? Because if we did I wish I could remember it because that chick has some freaking magical fingers she made me feel tingly with just one touch the first time she touched me…that woman makes me wish I was gay(still no offence to homosexuals…seriously). Finally I just got fed up with her looking at me like that so finally I ask her…

"What why do you keep on looking at me like that Sammie? What exactly happened last night?" gosh she's seriously starting to scare me.

"You really don't remember what happened last night?" she asked me.

"No I don't can you please tell me did you use your magical fingers or how about that tounge… what happened!" gosh she needs to answer me before I rip off those magical fingers of those…maybe even using then on myself… like a magical dildo of fingerness…yeah. Sigh.

"Dude you barfed on Mr. Dawson the you told him how you shoot spit balls at his shiny bald head then you continued on to singing a song you called Mr. Shiny head song…" her rambling started turning to sound like blah blah blah to my ears because I finally remembered everything that happened….

FLASHBACK

"Mr. Shiny, shiny, shiny head you have a shiny, shiny, shiny head you wanna' buff it up rough it up because he has a shiny head….."

END FLASHBACK

Oh man I am in big trouble big, big trouble this is bad so, so bad. Oh god I hope he doesn't fail me, I need to get my phsycology degree so that I can go to police school oh gosh.

"Oh my gosh Sammy what did he say after the Mr. Shiny head song? Did he say he was going to fail me? Then she got all nervous and started to twiddle her fingers and looking at the ground and said…..

"Oh yeah well about that….."

A/N: I DIDN'T LIKE THIS CHAPTER TOO MUCH IT WASN'T AS GOOD AS THE FIRST BUT TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT AND REVIEW! PLEASE! THE MORE YOU REVIEW THE BETTER MY NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE!