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Hermione looked at Harry like he had two heads. "How did you do that? Muggle technology isn't supposed to work on Hogwarts grounds!"
"Same way that Voldy managed to apparate here." Harry said not really caring how it worked.
Hermione fumed off muttering under her breath. "How dare they just go and destroy all logic...I'll show them."
Ginny managed to find all her clothing and was now fully dressed. "What's she mad about?"
"Somthing about me and Potter destroying all thats logical and will get us back for it...Or she just wanted a banana. I don't know. I could have paraphrased." Voldemort answered
"Probably wanted a banana" Harry said. "We're waisting too much time just talking. We need to find out who the hell wrote this damn story. As soon as the Scooby Doo Detective agency gets here we'll find out in no time"
Voldemort smiled. "Impressive."
Ginny smiled as well then frowned. "But Harry...did you even give them directions here?"
Harry started to nod then stoped as his eyes widened "...Ah crap"
Voldemort sighed and twacked Harry's head. "Idiot"
Ginny tended to Harry's head and glared at Voldemort. "Maybe instead of beating on people we should ask around the castle to see if anybody knows anything."
"Good idea...Ginny, right?" Voldemort asked. Ginny nodded. "Wow potter I'm impressed...I'm starting to wish that i made her my rival instead of you."
Harry glarred at him. "Let's just go allready." As soon as they left the room thye ran into Draco.
Draco had a knowing smirk on his face. Hello Potter. What brungs you here. Just so you know I don't swing that way so don't you dare start checking me out."
Harry growled as he reached for his want but Voldemort beat him to it. "Look you pretty boy wanna-be. You had better tell us what you know about that story or what I'll do to you will make you wish you where dead got that?"
Draco looked like he had just seen the kyuubi and stammered his answer. "F-f-f-fine. I'll tell you what I know." He walked over to a stage and grabed a mic. "I'm not wearing underware today! No I'm not wearing underware today! Not that you probably care much about my underware still none the less I got to say! That I'm not wearing underware to-DAAAAYYYYY!"
Clapping is heard from the background
A shout is heard from Pure BloodKay "GET A JOB!"
Draco flashes a smile "Thank you."
Harry smakes his head "Well so much for that idea...now what?"
Voldemort sighed once again before grabbing out his own cell phone. "Simple. We call someone else to help while we find out what we can."
Ginny looked in amusement. "And who are you going to call?"
"An old college of mine known as Meatwad"