-In which, the kunoichi give their opinions about Team 7's reunion and take matters into their own hands. In simple words, Ino, Tenten, and Hinata are defending Sakura's undying love for Sasuke.
Okay, so as you guys can see, I decided to make this into a two-shot! [applause] This is my first two-shot, and I hope you guys will like it. This chapter is named after the song 여성시대 (Women's Generation) by k-pop groups SeeYa, Davichi, & T-ara, and it's loosely based on the song a bit. So yeah… I hope you guys enjoy! Oh, if there's something bold and italicized then that's Sakura and Sasuke's conversation in the distance, got that?
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"Oh, that went hor-ri-ble!"
"Oh, come on, now… It wasn't that bad, Pig."
"Well, Bitch, I've only got two things to say to you. One: you do not call me Pig! Only Sakura can call me that! And two: how do you not call that horrible? Masashi (author of Naruto) sic the Tokyo police on us!"
"Um . . . Ino-chan, pl-please calm down…"
"Calm down? How can I 'calm down,' Hinata? Our chances of having romance in the manga are ruined!"
"Um . . . please don't cry…"
"How can I not? The stupid manga is probably going to end up being Shonen-ai, and we girls are probably going to end up being old ladies living with eighty cats each! WAH!"
"Hey, girls! Girls!"
"What, weapons-girl? Can't you see I'm trying to cry in peace? And just exactly where have you been while I was in depression?"
"That doesn't matter. Right now, you've got to come and see this!"
"See what?"
"Bitch, you'll see with those glasses of yours soon enough."
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"Just what is it, Tenten?"
"Shh! Look! [points to a clearing where two people stood]"
"Oh—my—god! Oh—my—freakin'—god! Is that Forehead? And is she talking to that cold, heartless bastard?"
"It . . . it would appear so… But shouldn't we help her, Ino-chan? I mean, won't Sasuke try and kill her? After all, with what happened last time, he'd—"
"Don't worry. Their chakra isn't fluctuating. They're not going to have a battle just yet."
"Are . . . are you sure, Karin-san?"
"[nods]"
"God! If I knew her mission would somehow lead her to him, I'd have given her a make-over and a brand new haircut!"
"Is that all you care about? You really are a pig sometimes, you know that?"
"Quiet, weapons-girl! All I'm saying is that Sakura would've been reborn into a cool woman."
"Yeah, sure…"
"I'm serious, Tenten! If Sakura's just a bit more bold and with a little more confidence, she won't ever cry again!"
"I agree with her."
"You . . . you do, Karin-san?"
"Yes, Hinata. Women tend to bit more self-conscious. As such, they need to wear pretty heels and trendy clothes while they step out into the streets. Even if people are looking at us, we won't mind it cuz we're beautiful."
"See? Even this Sound-bitch knows it!"
"Yeah . . . but Sakura-san still has so many days to laugh. I hope she realizes that…"
"Well, let's watch and hope she doesn't do anything reckless enough to get herself killed."
"You know what? I was so wrong about you! I don't even know what I saw in you! You're just a revenge-obsessed freak of nature!"
"Too late about that reckless thing…"
"Hey, it's not my fault, Ino!"
"Yeah, right. You're just the one who jinxed EVERYTHING!"
"But—"
"Just admit it! You're anti-SasuSaku, aren't you? TRAITOR!"
"What?"
"I'm not going to cry over you anymore! I'm not going to suffer anymore because of you! I'm gonna live my life! I'll change for myself!"
"Yeah, you tell him, Billboard Brow!"
"Hey, I thought you're the one who wanted them to hook up!"
"Well, yeah, but who says I can't cheer for the strong girl power she's showing?"
"I'll start all over again from the start! I won't cry anymore! I'm gonna laugh out loud! Ha!"
"Ooh! Just imagine how sexy she'd look if she wore cherry-red lipstick and stockings while saying that! She should've decorated herself!"
"Um . . . Ino-chan?"
"Oh, you're right, Hinata! Sakura's a classy woman, a woman with nice legs! She shouldn't wear any stockings! She'd look better without anything over her beautiful legs."
"Gee, you really are a pig! Can't you think about something else rather than match-making her with an international criminal who might kill her any second now?"
"Um, FYI, bitch! Sakura can take care of herself just fine!"
"Yeah, sure… She sure proved that when I had to warn her about Sasuke trying to kill her with a sneak attack."
"Hey! That was a one-time deal! Sakura was just distracted!"
"Um . . . Ino-chan, Karin-san, I suggest you try your attention back to Sakura-san. Thing are getting pretty heated up now."
"I have so many days left to laugh… I can't believe I didn't even realize that! Instead, I wasted most of my time worrying about you! A cold, heartless bastard! What did I even see in you? You know, I've been thinking about it, and I've decided that you really aren't worth it, after all. You're actually kind of annoying! Oh! I know! Konoha is only a day's walk from here—let's find a nice park bench to leave you on! Maybe you'll get caught in the rain and get a deadly sickness and die from it! Or someone could rape you! What do you think about that, huh?"
"Um . . . Ino-chan, Tenten-san, Karin-san… Don't you three think Sakura-san's saying a bit too much?"
"Nah-uh, Hinata! He deserves this!"
"But . . . Tenten-san—"
"Yeah, come on, Sakura! Stick it to him! Yeah! Live your life with a bit more confidence!"
"Yamanaka, you really should be a bit more quieter…"
"You really are naïve, Sakura…"
"What . . . what do you mean?"
"The world tricks people time and time again. We're always thrown in circles."
"So? Just wipe your tears so that you can laugh in the world's face! Even though you're lonely, even though life may be sad, it doesn't matter how many times… Just step over it! You should see that you have friends who are willing to stand by you! Even if you fall in front of the world, no matter how many times, just get back up! Revenge's not going to help you… But if you keep on insisting that it will then . . . show me, starting from today, that you'll be happy!"
"Heh… Did you just come here to scold me?"
"No… I didn't even expect to see you here…"
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"It's your choice whether or not you'll believe me. But trust me when I say that I'm not afraid of a tiny thing like failure!"
"Yeah! You tell him, Forehead!"
"Ino, stop leaning like that! You're going to—"
"KYAA!"
"—fall…"
". . . Ino? Ino-pig? What . . . what are you doing here?"
"Oh, um . . . you see . . . this thing came up… And I happened to see you talking and me and the girls—"
"Girls? As in Hinata and Tenten?"
"And Karin."
"And . . . Karin?"
"Yep!"
Oh, no… She dragged us into this…
"Why?"
"Heh… Some kunoichi you are. You didn't even sense that you were being followed."
"QUIET, YOU DAMN TRAITOR! You have the Sharingan! What's your excuse for not noticing them, huh?"
"[comes down from tree with the rest of the group] Well, actually, we didn't follow you, Sakura. We really did just happen to walk in onto your conversation on our way home."
"On . . . your way home? I thought you girls were supposed to stay in Konoha!"
"[gasp]"
"Nice going, weapons-girl!"
"Just what were you girls doing?"
"Don't . . . don't get mad, Sakura-san… We only had your best interests at heart."
"You know I'm not liking where this is going, Hinata. Just what exactly happened?"
"Heh… You're friends are just as annoying as you are. They probably went to see Masashi and ended up being chased out by the Tokyo police force."
"Well . . . eh-heh, funny thing is—"
"Well, sorry! But not everyone can be as perfect as you, Uchiha!"
"You want to say something, Pinkie?"
"Yeah! I want to knock you into next month!"
"Ha! Just try and do that!"
"You know, I think I will! Oh, you better get ready! I'll—"
"ENOUGH ALREADY!"
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"Look! This is what happened! [breathes and speaks fast] I felt bad about how your last Team 7 reunion went, and so I organized an all-kunoichi's meeting but, instead of talking about it—well, after we talked about it—we ended up going to Masashi and demanding him to add some romance into the manga! But we knew he wouldn't do it, and so then Karin suggested we use pitch forks and torches. But we got him mad, and he sic the Tokyo police on us! We were running for our lives on a twenty-mile run, and we ended up here, but we were only trying to do good because we didn't want to see Konoha in another war, and I didn't want to see my best friend end up an old lady living with eighty cats! [pants and finally breathes again]"
"Aw… That's so sweet, Ino-pig…"
"You . . . you really think so?"
"Yeah, Pig! It's not every day that my friends go to all that trouble just for me! Especially you!"
"Well, I'm glad you finally noticed how much I care about you, Billboard Brow!"
"Let's . . . let's all go home then. Tsunade-sama is probably wondering where we are right now."
"Yeah, I guess… Plus, Naruto would give me Hell if I'm not back for tonight's ramen night."
"I'll tag along then."
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"[finally recovering] Really, Sasuke-kun? Really? Are you tricking us? Do you really mean it?"
"Yeah, I'm a bit tired of Masashi making me go on stupid revenge quests anyway."
"Alright! You did it, Billboard Brow! You got him to come home!"
"But I didn't even do anything!"
"Who cares? I say, this calls for an all-day celebratory shopping spree!"
"[faints]"
"Sakura-chan!"
"Hey, Forehead, are you alright?"
"[wakes up and tries to push Sasuke away] Go back! I love you and all, but you're not worth going broke and dying on a shopping spree!"
"Oh, come on, Sakura! Don't be like that!"
"Tenten, you've never been on a shopping spree with this pig before! I'll go broke in the first five minutes trying to pay for her things!"
"Oh, don't worry, Forehead! This shopping spree is all for you! I'm going to make sure you have something nice to wear on your first date with Sasuke-kun!"
"WHAT?"
"Oh, come on, you two! Just because you're back in the village, Sasuke-kun, and the fact that you're the one to do it, Forehead, doesn't mean I won't continue match-making people up!"
"[whispers to Sakura] Is it too late for me to go back to the revenge thing?"
"If it wasn't, I'd even go with you. Just be grateful Naruto hasn't found out you're back yet. Oh, you'd be wishing you had let Orochimaru take over your body."
"Oh, come on, you two! I can't be that bad! I'm just trying to let you live a grand life!"
I'd rather have Masashi kill me off or let Madara take me hostage!
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Whew! It's done! I hope you guys like it! It's not much, but hopefully it's okay! Please review and tell me, okay?