Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story but the plot - which is very original, by the way!!!

A/N: Now, this chapter will be a bit confusing so make sure you read the A/Ns and the words very carefully. This chapter proves just how weird my imagination is.

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ALICEPOV

God, my brother was an idiot. Cheating on Bella, marrying that airhead Summer and being a regular ass man. Edward glared at me. Oops. He read my mind. Oh well, I don't care. F**k you, you frickin' man whore! And to think he had the nerve to marry Summer using Bella's wedding ring and in the same stupid date. The stupid cow even wore Bella's wedding dress!

We were all watching TV. Well not ho and bro ho. They were making out while we (even Carlisle and Esme) were trying to ignore them.

"Go on E! News." Rosalie told me. Even she preferred Bella to Summer. She's become extra bitchy ever since Summer moved in and kept criticising her style.

Ryan Seacrest's voice filled the living room:

"Every girl wants to be famous, rich and dating one of the biggest male stars of the 21st century. Well, Isabella Swan is living that life. And now girls all over the world have another reason to hate her. Isabella Swan is now officially soon to be Mrs. Zac Efron! (a/n you see how warped my mind is? Zac's the same age as Bella in this story)

Whoa. Things sure have changed. Bella was famous! And she was marrying Zac Efron. Lucky girl.

Edward hissed and glared at me. I rolled my eyes.

"Get over it, cow face." I glared back. Okay, I know I'm being mean to him but he definitely deserves it!

"Ssshhh, I'm watching." Rosalie said.

"Bella was spotted shopping for wedding dress with her best friend Alexis Bledel (Okay, imagine this. Gilmore Girls was still on. Alexis is still 23. Bella started out in the business by being an extra on Gilmore Girls. They met and became friends. I know, weird.), wearing a very expensive looking engagement ring made just for her; or so sources say. So I guess congratulations are in order. To Mr and Mrs Efron!"

I felt like crying. I was supposed to go dress shopping with Bella. I was supposed to be her best friend.

Edward patted me on my shoulder. "Don't be sad?"

God, does he have brain damage or something or is he just plain retarded?! "Don't touch me! This is all your fault!"

"How is it my fault that Bella's famous?!"

"Not that, dorkus. You cheated on Bella with," I looked and pointed at Summer. "That."

"You bitch." Summer retaliated, mad. Can she do better than that?

"Slut." Rosalie shouted back.

"Enough!" Carlisle roared. "Look what your doing to Jasper!"

My poor husband looked horrible, shaking with his head buried in his hands.

"Now Emmett's going to go and get his laptop. We are going to find out what happened in the past five years of Bella's life. I expect all of you to sit still and shut up." Esme replied, coldly. Wow, I never expected her to be so mad.

Emmett came down with Bella's Wikipedia on the screen. He forwarded it to Career:

Isabella Swan starred in High School Musical at the age of 19 as Gabriella Montez. She continued acting in this movie until the age of 21 when she finished High School Musical 3: Senior Year. After making movies, Swan toured America and sold over 4 million copies of her album Pictures to burn. This year, she will be filming One Tree Hill in Wilmington, North Carolina.

We were now reading about Bella's personal life:

Isabella lives in an apartment complex in Los Angeles with her fiancé Zac Efron. After she shot to fame, old classmates spilled to a magazine that Swan was a runaway. She claims that it's all true. "I had this boyfriend. We were going to get married and everything but then I caught him with his tongue in some other girl's mouth. I felt sorry for that poor girl." She also admitted that all of her songs in her album was about this ex boyfriend.

Poor Edward. He looked like he just found out Volvos were going out of style. Then I had an idea.

Wilmington wasn't a very sunny place this time of year.