A/N: Due to popular request I have decided to write a second chapter. I know it's a stupid ship, but people seem to like it so…also it takes place several years into the future when Dobby and Sorty are married.

WARNING: MAY BE TOO HOT FOR YOU

Dobby stepped out of his car and ran to the front door. He was so excited to start working on Sorty's birthday present. He had come home four hours early so he could get ready, there was so much to do! He opened the front door and skipped into the living room. He was so excited! Dobby opened the bag of balloons and various bobbles. He started hanging them up when he heard giggling. Who could that be? It was definityely a womans giggle, it sounded familiar for some reason.

"Who is it?" Dobby squeaked, "who's giggling?"

He ran down the hallway and burst into the bedroom. There, in the sheets lay Sorty. He was laying with Hermione Granger!

"Wha-a?" gasped Dobby.

"Sshhhh…" replied Sorty.

Well, should I continue? Please review it really helps me learn my writingness