I couldn't stand not updating without telling you Fang's side of the story! So here it is! Oh and I found one of the Unicorns selling crack to Humphry the bunny on the side walk. Only two more to go! WOOP WOOP!
Fan POV
My mom thought it would be a great idea to go move to Flockwood county. She said it would be fun. Fun doesn't mean leaving your friends and finding new ones, and let me tell ya, I ain't good at it. I used to live in Virginia with my mom and dad, but they got a devorce when a maniac got out of prison and kidnapped my sister Brigette and raped her and murdered her. Even though she was a complete slut, I kind of missed her. She was my twin, although we looked nothing alike, she still had my blood. I had black hair, she had red. I had brown eyes, she had green. Typical all american girl, while I was well, I don't know...
I stepped out of the house and looked around. The high skewl looked way differant from my old one. I had failed ninth grade last year, because I went crazy with the murder. His name was Jeb. I was in the alley with my sister, when a guy came up and said all this stuff on how he's going to kill his daughter Max. And I was freaked, but being the stupid girl my sister was, she seduced him and agreed on going with him. I called mom, told her and hours later I find my sister laying on my sidewalk dead. Call me paranoid, but I think not.
I walked up the high skewl and turned left around the corner. I felt something light hit me and made me stagger backwards, but the person that hit me was on the floor. Oops! I looked at the girl standing before me, she had light blonde hair, and the bluest eyes ever. She was beautifu-GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF FANG! I'm new, only friends. Okay, I'm calm. I bent down and helped pick up her stuff.
I heard her mutter something, but I think she said "Sorry".
"Watch where your going, you could hurt yourself." She nodded and picked up the papers scattered around her. When she was done I continued. "I'm Fang by the way and your-" She seemed to think and finally caught on. I watched her mouth slide open gently.
"Maximum, I'm Maximum Ride, but you can just call me Max. Thanks for helping me, and I guess I'll see you around?" Is she flriting with me? Hmm...
"Yeh, I guess. I'm in ninth grade, what grade are you in?" She casually pointed her finger and started moving towards a room with a lot of teachers, probably the office.
"Ninth." Not much of a talker are you now?
"Cool," She picked up her scedule and read it while moving her lips to form the words. How cute, wait woah! "I have Bioligy first period and Algebra l second. How about you?"
"Same. So I guess I can show you to our first period?" I nodded and she began to walk out the door, but as soon as she took a right turn down a narrow hallway, she stiffened. A group of sluts stared at her. WTH! The red-head took the strawberry blondes arm and they walked towards us.
"Hey Maxie! I see you have a new friend. What's your name hottie?" Umm...
"Nick, I'm Nick." I didn't want her calling me any other name, but this one. Even though it's not even my real name...
"Oh, cool name. Are you busy this friday? We can go to my house, and have some privacy. Or we can just go in that closet over there? Your choice." Isn't that her boyfriend?
"Oh that's cool, but me and Max were going out this friday, right Max?" She looked at me with those eyes, but I just smiled and begged for her to help me. She nodded and just when I thought it was over, it wasn't.
"Sure are! You run around Lissa, have Iggy suck you dry, or maybe go in the boys locker room and have all those guys cheat and be the slut you are and stick your head in the boys bathroom. Or you can go seduce the principle, he looks easy for you." I widened my eyes in shock. Obciously Max and Lissa had some past, but oh well. I gave Max a questioning look, but she just shrugged. That's girls for ya! She shoved Lissa and took my hand and ran down the hallway to Biology. Her hand was so soft. And her lip-shut up Fang!
So anyway we walked into the room and she motioned me to sit by her in the back. She's exactly like me, always sit in the back. You can do whatever you want, anytime you want, as long as the teacher can't really see you, and by the looks of how many people were here, I would thank god if the teacher even remembered my name.
Fifteen minutes later the entire class was full, and the teacher started calling names.
"Lissa!" Said the teacher.
"Here! And so is the slut in the back, you can call her Max! She's open tonight through sunday, 24/7. Good 'ol Max! If you decide you want to cheat on your girlfriend, go to the almighty Max! She'll fix your hormone problem!" I looked at Max, she looked so sad, so angry.I wanted to help her, but for one: I don't talk infront of people alot. And two: The boy who held onto Lissa earlier spoke before me.
"Don't worry Lissa. I remember this morning when you tried to seduce the new kid, remember. Then you like went up to Max and whispered in her ear you'll be at her house at eight? Remember that? Then like Max totally bitch slapped you! Gosh, Lissa that was hilarious! I remember after the slap you were like turned ON! Hahaha, then you like tried to like kiss her, but you like got punched in the face instead! Good 'ol Lissa. Oh, and by the way, we were never a couple Lissa. I asked you out in the seventh grade and like in eigth you turned all slutty and stuff, so just so you know, every guy hates when you cheat on them constintly. We're over you whorrer!" I stared at the guy in utter disbelief. Wow!
"But IGGYKINS! I like totally love you!" He looked at her and whispered something in her ear, something no one would ever hear except for them two. So his name was Iggy. Hmm...strange name.
"Max, look I'm sorry I believed Lissa. Somehow I think she gave me a pill and made me believe her. Will you forgive me?" What happened exactly? She started to smile, but Lissa jumped up and hit Max. Oh no she dideeennnt! (Sorry I just made Fang have like a total bitchy girl moment lol, the turtlecorn made me! He threatened to take my cookiez and glitter! We can't have that!)
Max stood up and hit Lissa across her face. Lissa stumbled backwards and tripped on a pencil sending her to the ground. Lissa stood up quickly and took Max's hand trying to squeeze it, but Lissa's hand was soo small it reminded me of a mouse. Max just smiled, Max took Lissa's hand and squeezed so hard you could hear the muscle pop. Yikes!
"Bitch, I'm tired of you calling me a slut! Who do you think you are to be naming people for who they aren't. We were best friends Lissa, so tight! But you let your curiousity get the better of you. I hope you have a hell of a life, because soon, it will end. I'm not going to kill you, I'm going to hurt you. M'kay?" Lissa just nodded and ran out the door.
What a wonderful day this turned out to be.
Me: This chapter sucks. I can tell you that! But lemme tell you this, the next chapter will be so awesome you'll cry! Iggy is now here to spoil some of the next chapter!
Iggy: Although I can't see, I'm here to say the next chapter will be AWESOME! Mostly because I'm in it and stuff, so woop woop! AAANNNNDDD my new girlfriend is Scherri. And let me tell yah! She's the spicaay type!
Me: Awww Iggy, I love you -Kisses Iggy over and over-
Ke$ha: Eew, like totally eew. Turtlecorn come here, we have some Lissa ass woopen to do! HEEEYYA!
Turtlecorn: HUMMANA HUMMANA HUMMANA HUMMANA HUMMANA -Shakes furiously like a chuaiaia(It's a dog, I don't know how to spell it though, so whateva!)
Lissa: Come here Fang, I know you-Max comes over and takes a chainsaw and chops of Lissa's artificial boob- Like OW! Yikeeeesss! Fang!
Fang: Review to get some more FAX action.
Max: YOU SAID MORE THAN THREE WORDS! YIP YIP HURRAY!
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^ Praise the almighty turtlecorn.
HHHHOOOOOOOYA!
love you
-Scherri